Yeh, I lost. It was only after I posted when I realized I was being a sore loser. The more I thought about it, however, the more I liked the idea of being a ghost ferret. I can walk through walls and backstab people when they least expect it. I can turn invisible and spy on everyone without needing to use stealth. Watch yourself, @Anduin, this ferret is far from finished.
A ghost ferret? Oh Nimran ! Welcome! Welcome to the undead! You have just joined my team? Have you completed your form? Free shrunken skull keyring!
Don't worry @Nimran. I'll avenge you once I find out why our chosen leader decided to hide behind likes and insightfuls while you took your last breath.
What have you, @bengoshi. Got a little power hungry after winning that dance battle? Attempting to find a way to destroy the king ferret without getting your paws dirty?
I was never in the Ferret force five so why would I have a flea bomb? Come to think of it I'm not even a ferret, I'm a hard light hologram and have no blood to drink.
Yeh, I lost. It was only after I posted when I realized I was being a sore loser. The more I thought about it, however, the more I liked the idea of being a ghost ferret. I can walk through walls and backstab people when they least expect it. I can turn invisible and spy on everyone without needing to use stealth. Watch yourself, @Anduin, this ferret is far from finished.
A ghost ferret? Oh Nimran ! Welcome! Welcome to the undead! You have just joined my team? Have you completed your form? Free shrunken skull keyring!
Don't worry @Nimran. I'll avenge you once I find out why our chosen leader decided to hide behind likes and insightfuls while you took your last breath.
What have you, @bengoshi. Got a little power hungry after winning that dance battle? Attempting to find a way to destroy the king ferret without getting your paws dirty?
Well you got your wish, didn't you?
And I am labeled the evil one around here...
How do we know that YOU didn't help him get the fleas on to the rest of us?
A ghost ferret still has the heart of a ferret...well, figuratively speaking. I will never join the dark side! I am the Ferret Lord, and I will have my revenge! Ghost sneak! *shuffle shuffle shuffle*
Don’t worry, @Nimran! After I have said thirty two words, I’ll shell out the money to resurrect you. Or are one of us a cleric? Or perhaps you’ll embrace your new form.
now that I am fine, I will also say curse you, @anduin! you told us it would be a RANGE of numbers, you evil mummy gnome, you! this ferret will not be lied to! *hides in shadows and goes for a backstab*
*Anduin strikes end of a villain pose. @ChildofBhaal599 back stab connects. How could he have forgotten? The blow pushes Anduin out of his own Castle turret. His body plummeting down the side of the cliff, into the watery wet depths below*
After a long run up too many flights of stairs to count kcwise arrives just in time to see the villain plummet from sight.
"Man, I just ran all this way for that?! Dang it! I didn't even get to give my big speech, brandish my holy sword, and strike a heroic pose! This sucks."
'No body, no death,' Backstabvenger intoned in its usual sparse monotone.
kcwise glanced down at the blade with a grimace. "Well, sure, he'll be back, but how long am I going to have to wait?"
'The flea. Use the flea.'
"Huh? Oh, the flea. Yeah, that's what I was... wait, what?"
A metallic hiss filled the air, the sound of a holy sword sighing. kcwise had grown used to it.
"Oh... I get it. We'll train the flea to seek out its former master. Brilliant! Now, where can I find a flea trainer..."
Revenge! Evil has fallen on this day, but I am sure he'll be back! Heh... sorry... I got some wrapping stuck in my teeth. I gotta go wash my mouth. Mummy gnome tastes horrendous compared to a live one.
Ferrets are not only obnoxious, unruly serfs but cheaters as well!
Sshhh! That is for my dramatic come back story!
Does NaOH affect undead?
Sodium Hydroxide, thrown at me submerged underwater, although spectacular to look at due in part to the large amount of heat from the exothermic reaction with the water, would in all probability just give me a rinse and hot soak. It is after all the main ingredient of soap powders.
If however you dump sodium Hydroxide on a living creature with a little water, you would start a chain reaction that starts to liberate further water from the cells resulting in stored fat turning to soap and a pile of bones.
If you did the same to dried out corpse... You would see little effect...
*Anduin chuckles from his secluded underwater hideout*
Behold my new form! I have possessed the body of a wereferret. All that is evil shall quiver in fear, or just use magical weapons.
You should have possessed a greater ferretwere, then you'd have awesome regen and immunity to anything but three bastard swords one long swords and a dagger.
Has your alignment shifted to evil @Nimran, being a possessive spirit and all?
@wubble Thank you for removing the merfolk village. That village of 200+ goodie goodie no shoes was getting on my nerves.
Call out to all... Would you like a hunger games style text adventure... Need a diabolical plan to plan whilst I'm here planning your miserable demises...
I would like a D&D style adventure. I would like a D&D Light style adventure, (without stats or dice rolls) I would like a text adventure. I would like a hunger games style text adventure, where other forumites can give me items to help me. I would like a similar game to this one. I do not want to waste my precious time.
A free shrunken head keyring for every reply to let Anduin serve your evil dungeon master needs!
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@Kcwise. Bomb a dud.
@lolien and @wubble look like they are keeping their fleas...
What have you, @bengoshi. Got a little power hungry after winning that dance battle? Attempting to find a way to destroy the king ferret without getting your paws dirty?
Well you got your wish, didn't you?
And I am labeled the evil one around here...
That'll teach the peasants not to get out of line.
Cuuuuuurrrrrse yoooouuuu ferrrrrrreeeeets! Aaaaaieeee!
*splash*
Don't want him surviving like a movie villain
"Man, I just ran all this way for that?! Dang it! I didn't even get to give my big speech, brandish my holy sword, and strike a heroic pose! This sucks."
'No body, no death,' Backstabvenger intoned in its usual sparse monotone.
kcwise glanced down at the blade with a grimace. "Well, sure, he'll be back, but how long am I going to have to wait?"
'The flea. Use the flea.'
"Huh? Oh, the flea. Yeah, that's what I was... wait, what?"
A metallic hiss filled the air, the sound of a holy sword sighing. kcwise had grown used to it.
"Oh... I get it. We'll train the flea to seek out its former master. Brilliant! Now, where can I find a flea trainer..."
'Circus.'
Also, who the only pet flee owner this time
...backstab has no effect on the undead!
Ferrets are not only obnoxious, unruly serfs but cheaters as well!
If however you dump sodium Hydroxide on a living creature with a little water, you would start a chain reaction that starts to liberate further water from the cells resulting in stored fat turning to soap and a pile of bones.
If you did the same to dried out corpse... You would see little effect...
*Anduin chuckles from his secluded underwater hideout*
@wubble Thank you for removing the merfolk village. That village of 200+ goodie goodie no shoes was getting on my nerves.
Call out to all... Would you like a hunger games style text adventure... Need a diabolical plan to plan whilst I'm here planning your miserable demises...
(Please see the form below)
For my next brain absence...
I would like a D&D style adventure.
I would like a D&D Light style adventure, (without stats or dice rolls)
I would like a text adventure.
I would like a hunger games style text adventure, where other forumites can give me items to help me.
I would like a similar game to this one.
I do not want to waste my precious time.
A free shrunken head keyring for every reply to let Anduin serve your evil dungeon master needs!