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Ferret Force Five and the deadly peril of fiendishly perilous perils in the scrypts of DOOM!

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  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    @Deltago . Bomb disarmed.
    @Kcwise. Bomb a dud.
    @lolien and @wubble look like they are keeping their fleas...
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    deltago said:

    Anduin said:

    Nimran said:

    Yeh, I lost. It was only after I posted when I realized I was being a sore loser. The more I thought about it, however, the more I liked the idea of being a ghost ferret. I can walk through walls and backstab people when they least expect it. I can turn invisible and spy on everyone without needing to use stealth. Watch yourself, @Anduin, this ferret is far from finished.

    A ghost ferret? Oh Nimran ! Welcome! Welcome to the undead! You have just joined my team? Have you completed your form? Free shrunken skull keyring!
    Don't worry @Nimran. I'll avenge you once I find out why our chosen leader decided to hide behind likes and insightfuls while you took your last breath.

    What have you, @bengoshi. Got a little power hungry after winning that dance battle? Attempting to find a way to destroy the king ferret without getting your paws dirty?

    Well you got your wish, didn't you?

    And I am labeled the evil one around here...
    How do we know that YOU didn't help him get the fleas on to the rest of us?
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    A ghost ferret still has the heart of a ferret...well, figuratively speaking. I will never join the dark side! I am the Ferret Lord, and I will have my revenge! Ghost sneak! *shuffle shuffle shuffle*
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    wubble said:


    How do we know that YOU didn't help him get the fleas on to the rest of us?

    If I wanted you all dead, you'd all be dead. I don't need no useless gnome (oxymoron, I know) to do it.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    hehehehe... looks like it is the Ferret Force Four from here on out.

    That'll teach the peasants not to get out of line.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875

    hehehehe... looks like it is the Ferret Force Four from here on out.

    That'll teach the peasants not to get out of line.

    I wasn't a member of the Ferret Force Five, just the Ferret Lord. I still am, in fact. So no, they are not the Ferret Force Four.
  • ChildofBhaal599ChildofBhaal599 Member Posts: 1,781
    Don’t worry, @Nimran! After I have said thirty two words, I’ll shell out the money to resurrect you. Or are one of us a cleric? Or perhaps you’ll embrace your new form.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE

    ...backstab has no effect on the undead!

    Ferrets are not only obnoxious, unruly serfs but cheaters as well!
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745

    PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE

    ...backstab has no effect on the undead!

    Ferrets are not only obnoxious, unruly serfs but cheaters as well!

    Sshhh! That is for my dramatic come back story!
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    wubble said:

    Anduin said:

    PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE

    ...backstab has no effect on the undead!

    Ferrets are not only obnoxious, unruly serfs but cheaters as well!

    Sshhh! That is for my dramatic come back story!
    Does NaOH affect undead?
    Sodium Hydroxide, thrown at me submerged underwater, although spectacular to look at due in part to the large amount of heat from the exothermic reaction with the water, would in all probability just give me a rinse and hot soak. It is after all the main ingredient of soap powders.

    If however you dump sodium Hydroxide on a living creature with a little water, you would start a chain reaction that starts to liberate further water from the cells resulting in stored fat turning to soap and a pile of bones.

    If you did the same to dried out corpse... You would see little effect...

    *Anduin chuckles from his secluded underwater hideout*
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Yes but, it was powder form which means the "water" you're hideout is in has now turned into concentrated sodium hydroxide.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Has your alignment shifted to evil @Nimran, being a possessive spirit and all?

    @wubble Thank you for removing the merfolk village. That village of 200+ goodie goodie no shoes was getting on my nerves.

    Call out to all... Would you like a hunger games style text adventure... Need a diabolical plan to plan whilst I'm here planning your miserable demises...

    (Please see the form below)
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Please circle as appropriate.

    For my next brain absence...

    I would like a D&D style adventure.
    I would like a D&D Light style adventure, (without stats or dice rolls)
    I would like a text adventure.
    I would like a hunger games style text adventure, where other forumites can give me items to help me.
    I would like a similar game to this one.
    I do not want to waste my precious time.

    A free shrunken head keyring for every reply to let Anduin serve your evil dungeon master needs!
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    I pick number 2
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    *Anduin creates a frequency table... To turn into a soul destroying pie chart at a later date.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    No! Not the pie chart!
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