Ferret Force Five and the deadly peril of fiendishly perilous perils in the scrypts of DOOM!
MwHahahAhahahaHAha!
I call forth the minions of Ferret Force Five. @ChildofBhaal599 , @lolien , @bengoshi , @kcwise , and @deltago (of dubious allegiance...)
We are going to play a little game.
I have planted on each of you fleas.
Perilous exploding BOOM fleas.
Not to be confused with green peas!
*cough*
You will be required to write a certain amount of text. If you do not write enough. The timer on the bomb will be triggered.
Write too much... The timer will be triggered.
I will send a magical note to notify if the flea you are carrying has its timer started. Once the timer is started, the next text you post here will need to be between the allocated word number... Or the counter will speed up. Fail again.
BOOM ! Dead ferret chutney for dessert! MwaaahahHahAHahAHA!
The only way to disarm the bomb is by guessing the allocated number of words.
The only clue I will give you is... It is less than 50. Oh... And team work is essential.
Are you Ferret enough to accept this challenge... MwhaHHahahHAhahah!
I call forth the minions of Ferret Force Five. @ChildofBhaal599 , @lolien , @bengoshi , @kcwise , and @deltago (of dubious allegiance...)
We are going to play a little game.
I have planted on each of you fleas.
Perilous exploding BOOM fleas.
Not to be confused with green peas!
*cough*
You will be required to write a certain amount of text. If you do not write enough. The timer on the bomb will be triggered.
Write too much... The timer will be triggered.
I will send a magical note to notify if the flea you are carrying has its timer started. Once the timer is started, the next text you post here will need to be between the allocated word number... Or the counter will speed up. Fail again.
BOOM ! Dead ferret chutney for dessert! MwaaahahHahAHahAHA!
The only way to disarm the bomb is by guessing the allocated number of words.
The only clue I will give you is... It is less than 50. Oh... And team work is essential.
Are you Ferret enough to accept this challenge... MwhaHHahahHAhahah!
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Flea flee thee
What does a super villain have to do to generate a little DRAMA here...
Okay... the fleas are magical... And can only be dispelled, removed or picked off by nubile 80 year old virgins covered in Marmite...
The plan is full proof.
Ferrets cannot buy marmite!
@Deltago 4 words. You are under the word number. The timer is set.
@ChildofBhaal599 31 words. You are under the word number. The timer is set.
@lolien 1 word. Are you crazy? You are under the word number. The timer is set.
The rules were very clear!
*Chuckles darkly*
Face Full Force Ferret Fury, Feeble Fiend!
You are over the word count... But I like the cut of your jib...
So does my flee, he is drinking your blood out of it now.
We will not set my flea to imminent destruction mode just yet... I love a chancer...
MwHahaHAhahA!
The blade shall fall
Righteous furry
shall conquer all!
The dead shall rise
The dead shall fall
None stand
alone against us all!
Word counts rise
Word counts fall
Dancing fingers
will free us alll!
And figuring, you counted a full link as a single word instead of what it actually is
Hyper Text Transfer protocol: World Wide Web. Pets Global. Commercial. Upload File, Producting, 2,012,111,012,245,318,467 Joint Photographic Experts Group. Means I actually typed 20 words, unless you spell out two quintillion, twelve quadrillion, one hundred one trillion, twelve billion, two hundred forty-five million, three hundred eighteen thousand, four hundred and sixty-seven. Then it is actually 42 or even 44 words if you count hyphenated words as two.
The way you counted allows us to joinwordstogether to fit under the limit, which would be cheatingright? But that's how you counted it. You did graduate from kindergarten right... you know how to count. Would you like to recount my first post to the correct amount?
So no, the rules are not very clear when you clearly didn't state what is considered a word. In fact, you didn't say word at all, you said text, which could have also meant characters.
And sorry, @ChildofBhaal599 (would typing that be 1 word, 2 words, 5 words, or 7 words? and he only typed 25 words, he did not rewrite my entire post, so you should have only counted 25 once again, unclear.) I meant
http://img.thrfun.com/images/database/tff39558770.jpg
Edit: hey Anduin, don't you like how I skirt the rules and just edit my old posts. He new total is now between 32 and 35.
I am hoping the next person will post 33 words. If its over, 32 the answer, if its under, its either 34 or 35.
Edit 2: it is either 32 or 33 after nimran's last post. Bengoshi needs to write either or to save us.
Ok now... let's see here. Between thirty two and fourty one words? That leaves us with 9 possible numbers, thanks to anduin’s to anduin counting the quote. Therefore, I guess thirty six!
Ah... My full proof plans are being picked apart!
@wubble over the limit. Timer started.
@deltago over the limit. Imminent destruction impending.
@kcwise over the limit. Imminent destruction impending.
Errr... I suppose I should blow you up for calling @Nimran but... Meh.
@ChildofBhaal599 Over the limit. Imminent destruction impending!
I've been too kind...
...
By all means. Destroy yourselves to deny me my victory.
MwahahahAhahA!
MwahahahAhahA!
So close. SOOOO CLOSE!
Lord @Shandyr recieved the answer to forsee no cheating on my part.
This is a magnum flea. The most powerful flea in the world, and you need to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Well do ya?
MwahahahAhahA!
Good bye @Nimran
But he was the bravest ferret...
Unlike you other cowards!
MwahahahAhahA!
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well twenty nine after saying thirty two.
that's ten words there so twenty two including this sentence making it ten.
nine
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Fizzle.