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RP: Castle Greyhawk

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  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    deltago said:

    For your protection. Never know where another land shark might hide.

    LadyRhian said:

    You hear a rumbling noise coming from the toilet...

    Speak of the devil...

    "Right now we should back away from the toilet!" Aerie exclaimed, and proceeded to do just that, hiding behind Minsc.
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    Club in hand, Jaheira readies herself behind her shield in preparations for whatever was making the sound. Such disturbances were not entirely unexpected in the privy, but few things were normal in this accursed pit of natural distortion.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    *Anomen puts the seat cover down*

    Hopefully by blocking out the light, whatever is down there won't know how to get up.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Suddenly… You are attacked from behind, from the *other* toilet!

    It goes after… Aerie, she of the *no armor*. It bites her on the rear for 2 hp.
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    Hearing a noise most unnatural, followed by a squeak more childlike than warrior-like, Jaheira spun to swing her club at the bastard that was taking the coward's path. She wanted to think the males in this group above such things as pinching of arses, but all (save the staunchest of paladins) could show an urge to go 'a-wenching' at times. As happened many times, she found that she'd jumped to a conclusion with little factual information to support it, for this was not a case of the men acting randy. She would smite it, nonetheless.

    OOC: Of course, we don't know what it is...
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    edited September 2015
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    Arkanis holds his axe in his hand and gets ready for helping if needed. (I suspect he can't reach the creatures in the tumult.)
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  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    "Hooray! Good job everybody!"

    Alora wonders whether was it one big Hydra with very long necks or two smaller ones? She also wonders if it had any treasure? But if it did she's not sure if she wants to try to get it.

    It's no good, she can't help herself, Alora will go back into each of the stalls and peer down into the darkness to see if any treasure is glinting down below. She will also thoroughly search each of the rooms, checking the towel rails and the water pitchers.
  • cyberhawkcyberhawk Member Posts: 350
    Jan tries to get as far away as possible from the hydra. Then, with his last strength, he loads a bolt into the crossbow and fires.

    "Eat dung!"
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Lady Aerie, are you alright?
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Alora gives Anomen a hard stare and keeps a watchful eye on where the would-be paladin puts his mucky paws.
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808

    "Anomen, if you really want to be a paladin you should follow Aerie's example. When she w
    Alora hurries off to look for treasure in the toilets.

    "Anomen, if you really want to be a paladin you should follow Aerie's example. When she was attacked she didn't fight back; she just turned the other cheek."

    Alora hurries off to look for treasure in the toilets.

    Literally the other cheek! As for the treasure, she can have it. LOL
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    edited May 2015
    deltago said:

    Lady Aerie, are you alright?

    "No..." Aerie felt around her bottom, wincing in pain. When she drew back her hand, it was coated in blood. Seeing it made her want to cry--what a violation, she won't even be able to sit!--but with a whimper, she stifled her tears.

    OOC I can't think of lay on hands the same way again

    Jaheira was very disappointed that Arkanis robbed her of her opportunity to crush the vile creature. Still, she had an important role to fill. Moving quickly to Aerie's side, she said' "You are in need of healing." After all, infection could be serious, once it set in.

    "Th-Thank you, Jaheira..."

    OOC: I'm guessing she casts Cure Light Wounds on me. ;)
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    You notice that the heads are slowly growing back...
  • cyberhawkcyberhawk Member Posts: 350
    Jan bravely holds his bitten shoulder, patiently waiting for the healers to notice he is in need of a cure light wounds spell.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Jaheira completely heals Aerie's rear. The pain and soreness abate as the wounds are healed.
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Once Aerie was healed, she noticed that Jan also had a wounded shoulder.

    She was about to go heal him as well, when she also noticed that the hydra heads were slithering back up and regrowing.

    And that was not good for her rear.

    "Everyone, let's back out of the hallway! File in behind the fighters!"

    Just as an extra precaution, she drew her quarterstaff and held it before her as she backed away from the toilets.
  • cyberhawkcyberhawk Member Posts: 350
    edited May 2015
    "Everyone, get out of the toilets! Get behind me!"

    Jan backs away from the hydras, so far, that his sleep spell will not affect anyone who is standing behind him. He waits for the party to gather behind him in a safe distance and casts Sleep on the area of the toilet.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    "Wait Jan! I don't think you can cast sleep on something that hasn't got a head yet!"
  • cyberhawkcyberhawk Member Posts: 350
    OOC: won't the heads regrow by the point we all gathered outside the toilet?
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    OOC: I'm not sure. LadyRhian said they were regrowing slowly. Of course if we are unlucky two heads will sprout from where each head was severed.
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