[Forum Game] Baldur's Gate is like...

Skatan

In that he proves to be a real challenge for a bhaal spawn, but in the end succumbs to the tenacity, power and skill of a seasoned player.

An ogre mage is like a smoergosboard

DragonKing

Because they blow stuff put of proportion.

Gorion is like Lupe Fiasco.

elminster

in that I've had enough of listening to him after only a few minutes

The Feldpost Inn is like a flash drive

Nonnahswriter

In that it is full of fond memories. Like the first time you encountered Marl and didn't know how to end the conversation without conflict, so you just killed the poor man. Or that time when you died to an unsuspecting Magic Missile from Tranzig in the second floor, because you couldn't hit the bastard and stop him from casting. Yup. Great times...

Rasaad is like cream cheese...

Dragonspear

Cause when they added flavor, he also lost some flavor

Dragonspear is like a Castle

DragonKing

Because -insert Dragon innuendo, simile, metaphor, allusion, or allegory.-

The Solar is llke a milf...

Kilivitz

As in she looks like my Aunt Petunia's magical masseuse's cousin's mother, whom was called Robinson, if I'm not mistaken. I remember being a young lad frolicking about out and about the turnip gardens when Mrs. Robinson would show up and invite us over for turnip cookies. We used to think she had quite the bosom, yes, she was very popular among the kids in my village. Once I was sitting in her kitchen and Aunt Petunia's magical masseuse's cousin, whose name I don't remember now (was it Georgas? Hmm... no, maybe it was Finganforn. I have to get back to you on that) caught me staring and boy was he not happy about it. We ended up rolling over the kitchen table and landing on his mother's cat. The poor kitten didn't survive our weight and Mrs. Robinson was very depressed. I remember my Uncle Lester telling her at the funeral that he would be more than happy to both console and compensate her in any way she deemed necessary. I don't think Aunt Petunia liked the cat very much because upon hearing that particular conversation she didn't talk to Uncle Lester for a week straight. Mrs. Robinson never invited us for turnip cookies again, which was sadder than the funeral if you ask me.

Xan is like Michael Jackson.

elminster

in that he will always be in our hearts.

Shar Teel is like a crowbar

Dragonspear

Because she's just a tool looking for a purpose.

The problem with seiging Dragonspear is.....

semiticgoddess

Dragonspear said:

The problem with seiging Dragonspear is.....

That's not an analogy; that's an opinion.

Dragonspear

@semiticgod

touche

Dragonspear is like a siege..... :P

Durenas

In that the waiting is the hardest part.

Kangaxx is like Goku..

Almateria

The most powerful character in a not-so-innovative IP that only people in their 30s remember fondly
8)

Bodhi is like my ex.

DragonKing

Because she is a cold blooded, blood sucking, soul stealing leech that preys on others.

Charname is like greywarden

elminster

in that he/she can be a wide range of characters.

Silke is like opera

Kilivitz

In that there's a lot of promise but it all ends in bloodcurdling screams.

Here's an easy one: the Machine of Lum the Mad is like a printer...

Francois

In that they're both pompous, long-winded and rather pointless, but offer some opportunity to recruit a recently unemployed wannabe bard.

Aerie is like a Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog.

Durenas

Kilivitz said:

In that there's a lot of promise but it all ends in bloodcurdling screams.

Here's an easy one: the Machine of Lum the Mad is like a printer...

It has lots of buttons and no instruction manual.

Francois said:

In that they're both pompous, long-winded and rather pointless, but offer some opportunity to recruit a recently unemployed wannabe bard.

Aerie is like a Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog.

You have to deal with the aftermath hours later.

Lavok is like The Doctor.

elminster

in that he is a traveller.

Nimbul is like a can of coca cola

Dragonspear

Comes out bubbly, but goes down easy

Dragonspear is like a dream

Francois

In that they will both come true. Someday. Soon.

Anomen is like a shrubbery.

Nimran

In that many people want to plant it into the ground.

Minsc is like a music box.

Skarose

He's all wound up and full of squeaks.

Drizzt is like Donald Trump.

Nonnahswriter

In that he is simultaneously one of the most hated and most popular personalities of all time that no one can shut up about.

Nalia is like Hilary Clinton.

Ahhhhh maaaaan that's so good and yet so dangerous.

Let's see...

Shar-Teel is like a book.

elminster

Francois said:

Anomen is like a shrubbery.

Nimran said:

In that many people want to plant it into the ground.

I would have said "in that many people would cut him down, cover him up with dirt, and start fresh."

Nonnahswriter said:

Shar-Teel is like a book.

in that she is intriguing.

Khalid is like a fire hose

Balrog99

When his head is removed...

Duergar are like hornets

Skarose

The way they protect their nests.

Sarevok is like an ambulance.

elminster

in that he sends people straight to the hospital.

Demogorgon is like a toothbrush

lolien

In that both have tightly clustered bristles on their head.

Tazok is like Columbo

ThacoBell

Because people always underestimate him.

Bohdi is like Elton John.