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Half-Elves. Half-Orcs. What other 50-50 races would you like to see?

booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
edited April 2016 in Off-Topic
Half-Elves and Half-Orcs exist, but there doesn't seem to be much else available. I was wondering what other crazy combo people are interested in. We know that gnomes and elves can reproduce, from Aerie's romance, so there mus be more possibilities! Even if it is canonically not possible, give your favorite.


Fun fact: when I was young I was convinced gnomes were half-dwarf and half-halfling (quarterling?)
  1. Half-Elves. Half-Orcs. What other 50-50 races would you like to see?42 votes
    1. Dwelves: 50% Elf 50% Dwarf
        2.38%
    2. Half-Dwarves: 50% Human 50% Dwarf
        7.14%
    3. Gnomelings: 50% Gnome 50% Halfling
        4.76%
    4. Manlings: 50% Human 50% Halfling
      14.29%
    5. Elflings: 50% Elf 50% Halfling
        7.14%
    6. Dorks: 50% Orcs 50% Dwarves
      21.43%
    7. Ercs: Half-Dwarves: 50% Orc 50% Elf
        4.76%
    8. Half-Dwarves: 50% Human 50% Dwarf
        4.76%
    9. Gnorves: 50% Gnome 50% Dwarf
        4.76%
    10. Man-Bear-Pig: Half Man. Half Bear. Half Pig.
      28.57%
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Comments

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164

    Man-Bear-Pig is actually half man, half bearpig. Get your facts straight.

    Can you even do math???? gosh
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    @Silverstar @booinyoureyes is right: they're half man, half bear and half pig. D'oh!
  • SethDavisSethDavis Member Posts: 1,812
    And I wanna know why everyone thinks it has to be a he
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164

    I still think dorks is hilariously brilliant.

    That was my favorite as well haha
    Nimran said:

    You put half-dwarves twice... And typo_tilly voted for the second one.

    I would have voted for half-wharves, but apparently gazebos have already taken the spot for a wooden implement race.

    Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

    'doh! My bad. I woulda had room for half-gnome half-elves. Maybe I'd call them Elmos.
  • iKrivetkoiKrivetko Member Posts: 934
    Berk (50% Beholder, 50% Orc)
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    edited April 2016
    iKrivetko said:

    Berk (50% Beholder, 50% Orc)

  • justfeelinathomejustfeelinathome Member Posts: 353
    They should be called "Quarterlings", though. You know, because that's what Half-Halflings are... :smirk:
  • moody_magemoody_mage Member Posts: 2,054
    Half were-bear
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Half Dwarf - Half Orc - Half Elf

    Dorfs!



  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    Half-Human/Half-Dwarf is on the list twice...was one of those supposed to be Human/Gnome? bc I would've been hard pressed to vote Dork if that was on the list
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Wait...that's 3 halves!! How...what...math?? ...why did...omg...mind blown...
  • TarlugnTarlugn Member Posts: 209
    Half-Dragon:

    Originally found in Icewind Dale 2. Intriguing that I´ve seen no male half-dragons yet.
    Prefeably an ability to fly, no other requests. Though, I´d really like to see dragon disciples growing wings, as in Neverwinter Nights - also, it´d be cool if the kit could be fine tuned to include other dragon breaths with accompanying elemental resistances.
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    50-50 is dull. Let's do 50-50-50 races instead! 50 percent more awesome!
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    Not excited about any of the poll offerings. May I interest you in Tieflings instead?
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    I'm the only one championing gnomelings?
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Anduin said:

    I'm the only one championing gnomelings?

    That's only because no-one else wants to dilute their pure gnomish blood.
  • SmilingSwordSmilingSword Member Posts: 827
    Fey'ri (Sun Elf/Demon)

    Draegloth (Drow/Demon)

    Sthien (Elf/Naga)

    Houri (Elf/Nymph)
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