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  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Actually @mlnevese , I had to put that paragraph about kingship first, as I think it is about time to teach you about a form of government called feudalism... A great way to get those with power, but not the eligibility to be king, into the game.

    It is where a king... Such as I... Can grant you vast expanses of land and power. In return you swear allegiance to my crown and Kingdom and destroy it's enemies.

    ...

    As a bonus I could make you a duke? Or a baron? A count maybe?

    ...

    Now could you destroy @elminster for me? I find him bothersome...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    @Anduin It sounds amazing! Destroy @elminster? Sure, no problem. Dou you want me to vaporize his tower?
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited June 2016
    BillyYank said:

    I, for one, welcome our tiny undead overlord.

    Thank you. But scratch that adjective tiny. I have a job proposal as a protector of undead overlord available if you want it.
    It has slick working hours plus you'll get beneficiaries and paid overtime because we have a lot of enemies.

    EDIT: seeing bribing post below I can give you a whole realm not just puny little castle and what is that?
    A bathing tub toy made from mummification soap?
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  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    THREADS ARE ON ME!
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    @Ravenslight

    Don't listen to @brus ! You have to ask yourself this very important question (and the same applies to anyone else, I believe):

    Does he have any mashedtaters???!!!

    For he who controls the mashedtaters controls the world. That is why you should vote @Anduin
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited June 2016
    mashedtaters said:

    For he who controls the mashedtaters controls the world. That is why you should vote @Anduin

    Not only do I control it, I was the one who invented mashed taters. It was a giant leap for undeadkind.
    So, sign your vote to me and I will mash you the taters you thought they are unmashable.
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  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    @brus

    You dare to try to manipulate my loyalty?!

    (how much mashedtaters we talkin, here?)
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited June 2016
    mashedtaters said:


    (how much mashedtaters we talkin, here?)

    (infinity + 4*infinity )*infinity .Thats the number of sacks filled with those tasty mashedtaters. And that is only for the record. You'll get five times more than anybody is offering you. Pledge your loyalty and feel the mashedtaters bliss.
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