You guys really gotta learn. His rule is inevitable. I am going to start being obsequious now.
@Anduin You are definitely the best for the job, master, who could ever think of voting for anyone else? Your name is clearly indicative of royalty and good breeding. How dare these infidels decide against you? It is folly, I say, folly to resist! Master @Anduin i only hope that I may one day be worthy to lick the heels of your boots to clean them. As ever, I am your loyal slave.
You guys really gotta learn. His rule is inevitable. I am going to start being obsequious now.
Anduin You are definitely the best for the job, master, who could ever think of voting for anyone else? Your name is clearly indicative of royalty and good breeding. How dare these infidels decide against you? It is folly, I say, folly to resist! Master @Anduin i only hope that I may one day be worthy to lick the heels of your boots to clean them. As ever, I am your loyal slave.
How much is he paying you? Or How badly did you hit your head? Shouldn't you be seeking medical attention by now?
My point being: I left BioWare social way back, because to me, it became quite exclusive.
I know this is a playful OP, but I also mean what I say, gently. I value Beamdog fora for being welcoming for any first time poster of sincere interest, and allowing the less frequent to flourish, as well as impassioned ones.
Of course the impassioned ones set the stage in any given fora, and Beandog is blessed to have good ones.
I think I shared "joiku or joik" post with Typo Tully, and that is a fine member of fora. Yet I'd be surprised if Typo voluntarily places him/herself to any position of special consideration.
"Good attitude" should sit in the fora throne. But I am pleased to think on this account I should vote all of the above.
We all post equally (IMO), and hopefully kindly and considerately, and with curiosity and passion.
@Skatan The Japanese emperors have a good scheme. They appoint a child emperor in the official position, who obviously cannot actually run the country. Thus, they can run the country from the shadows. If the child emperor dies, just appoint a new one. Brilliant!
I prefer the very real Egyptian tradition of annually electing a member of the populace, allowing him or her to live as a god for a year, before turning them into a shish-kebab at the annual election ceremony. The new king would be expected to eat the old kings heart, the capsule of the soul and the royal divinity, thus preserving what the Egyptians refferred to macabrely as the royal bloodline... The possible origin of the word today, although, the only real similarity between each king was that they had eaten the heart of the previous king.
Power was fleeting and you could become a great king by just tasting great...
Real power could only come to those who could live without a heart...
Announcement: wedding invitation I'm inviting all forum throne fighters to the wedding at my place in The Moisty Chamber town. You've guessed it. You'll be wedding my beautiful undead brides. It's my gift to you. Let us rejoice to this event and let's drink some ale and red wine. There will be plenty of red wine. It will be ordinary joyful wedding.
mwahahahaha
I missed this? Really? You have some really cool understanding wives. Wives? Wow! I find it hard enough to keep one around sometimes... Dead and swinging thats wha--
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On second thoughts... This sounds kinda like creepy exploitation...
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Plus... I have not removed my underpants in 6000 years. I'm dead down there...
@Anduin would be a great choice for our king! How can you not see it? Not only would his cruelty be feared benevolence be appreciated by all, but he would crush all opposition with an iron fist of pain and torture lower taxes!! I believe in him!
I am truly insulted by your insinuations that I would accept any form of bribe to support that which is just and true!!
Mashendor Potatorane Nonnahryn Writerborn Skataneros Butterscorya Cheesetark - the melee artist Ravensandrra - Priestress of the Light Semictic'hllor - God of No-Reload Run BGmory Lovennister Finnear PraeJotho Deltagoralyx Nimrandir Mlnevestios Belgaratheon MTHqor Blackanntar Orbqas Tantal Staelraq Deeor - The Old God of the Forum The Mad Dragon King Spam walkers - attacking ferociously Argenterion77 Astros Bryden Guy Maester Billyott of Casterly Yank Ronaldoras
Ah, but how to find enough of the stuff to do the job? This ones power is immense. I’m not sure there is enough obsidian in the world to take down this undead. Have you any idea how many times he has been slain only to laugh in the face of true death once more?
If not, I can always be the Hand of the King. After leading Minsc for so many years, Boo prefers to give advice sitting beside the throne. I'd like to play the Petyr Boolish role :P
Sigh… I find it impossible to vote. I appreciate each and every one. ……...Even the ones that I sometimes don’t appreciate quite so much.
You could always join the Bootherhood Without Banners (totally neutral and unbiased, I swear!)
Also, @mlnevese does a good job destroying trolls, and Martians tend to be on the short side... so Tyrion Banister Protecting the forums from the trolls above the wall
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I am going to start being obsequious now.
@Anduin
You are definitely the best for the job, master, who could ever think of voting for anyone else? Your name is clearly indicative of royalty and good breeding. How dare these infidels decide against you? It is folly, I say, folly to resist! Master @Anduin i only hope that I may one day be worthy to lick the heels of your boots to clean them. As ever, I am your loyal slave.
Or
How badly did you hit your head? Shouldn't you be seeking medical attention by now?
*Secretly feeds @mashedtaters mashed potatoes*
My point being: I left BioWare social way back, because to me, it became quite exclusive.
I know this is a playful OP, but I also mean what I say, gently. I value Beamdog fora for being welcoming for any first time poster of sincere interest, and allowing the less frequent to flourish, as well as impassioned ones.
Of course the impassioned ones set the stage in any given fora, and Beandog is blessed to have good ones.
I think I shared "joiku or joik" post with Typo Tully, and that is a fine member of fora. Yet I'd be surprised if Typo voluntarily places him/herself to any position of special consideration.
"Good attitude" should sit in the fora throne. But I am pleased to think on this account I should vote all of the above.
We all post equally (IMO), and hopefully kindly and considerately, and with curiosity and passion.
Power was fleeting and you could become a great king by just tasting great...
Real power could only come to those who could live without a heart...
Mwhahaha!
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On second thoughts... This sounds kinda like creepy exploitation...
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Plus... I have not removed my underpants in 6000 years. I'm dead down there...
Paying me?? How dare you!!??
@Anduin would be a great choice for our king! How can you not see it? Not only would his
cruelty be fearedbenevolence be appreciated by all, but he wouldcrush all opposition with an iron fist of pain and torturelower taxes!! I believe in him!I am truly insulted by your insinuations that I would accept any form of bribe to support that which is just and true!!
*eats proffered mashed potatoes in corner
Nonnahryn Writerborn
Skataneros
Butterscorya Cheesetark - the melee artist
Ravensandrra - Priestress of the Light
Semictic'hllor - God of No-Reload Run
BGmory Lovennister
Finnear PraeJotho
Deltagoralyx
Nimrandir
Mlnevestios
Belgaratheon MTHqor
Blackanntar Orbqas
Tantal Staelraq
Deeor - The Old God of the Forum
The Mad Dragon King
Spam walkers - attacking ferociously
Argenterion77
Astros Bryden Guy
Maester Billyott of Casterly Yank
Ronaldoras
Let the game begin...
* Finnear PraeJotho appoints a child candidate in his stead
mwhahahaha
Also, @mlnevese does a good job destroying trolls, and Martians tend to be on the short side... so Tyrion Banister
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