Embarrassing moments in public Thread
The title sums it up,
A Great moment of mine was during my first date. We were at a fancy restaurant and it was really quiet and she was very pretty, I got really nervous, to say the least i farted and it was really loud. We never really talked to each other again.
A Great moment of mine was during my first date. We were at a fancy restaurant and it was really quiet and she was very pretty, I got really nervous, to say the least i farted and it was really loud. We never really talked to each other again.
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That sucks.
When we both got to the third floor, she saw me and said, "Oh, that just makes me look lazy..." to which I replied, "Well, your are pregnant..."
And of course, she wasn't...
At Salsa dancing classes, I complimented a Lady for continuing to learn to dance whilst pregnant, even asking when it was due...
She blurted she was not pregnant... I apologised... And we continued to dance in awkward silence till the end of the song... Upon which she parted so quickly, I was left on the dance floor alone... Not wishing to follow due to extreme embarrassment, I was forced to dance the next song on my tod...
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Still... In retrospect, I must have looked fabulous...
Giving such a reply in a high pitched girly voice causes all sorts of problems...
'nuff said.
Or there was the time that I was in the local outdoor shopping plaza, bathing in and eating mashedtaters in a giant cooking pot, when I was accosted by mutants who dragged me to the highway median and then publicly fed me to a colorful, laughing unicorn who made snarky comments over the loudspeaker about my flavor to the amusement of random drivers stuck at the intersection's traffic light. That was pretty embarrassing...
But definitely not as bad as crying during my public speech.