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Druids can be sexy, too

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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    @God: I am not happy with you.

    That's bad and you should feel bad!
  • dockaboomskidockaboomski Member Posts: 440
    Chicken Norris fetishers unite
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Shamans can be sexy, too

    *grunt*

    By draken4o. While technically a Druid, Half-Orcs can sadly only become Shamans in the 2.0 Engine. T_T


  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    sarevok57 said:

    Ravenslight said:

    Sexy huh? Looks painful to me.

    Now, this is sexy…. And offers about as much protection. ;)

    I don't know, from what I've seen, the more skin you show, the better protection you get, and by the looks of it, this guy is wearing pants, so I don't think his protection can be all that good haha
    Nah, it's just a belt. PG-13 forum rules dictated that the image needed to be cropped there.


    :cookie: for those who spotted the pun.
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    So now we're fisting chickens
  • KuronaKurona Member Posts: 881
    FinneousPJ said:

    So now we're fisting chickens

    If, somewhere on the Internet, someone ask me about the Beamdog forums, I will point them to this post.
  • RodrianRodrian Member Posts: 426
    edited September 2016
    HOW TO BASIC! :relieved:

    @Kamigoroshi but who would bother about the specific Edition's ruleset, when it's the setting that matters! :heart:
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    Kamigoroshi said:

    Shamans can be sexy, too

    *grunt*

    By draken4o. While technically a Druid, Half-Orcs can sadly only become Shamans in the 2.0 Engine. T_T


    That is indeed a sexy half orc!
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,583
    DJKajuru said:



    That is indeed a sexy half orc!

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  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    DJKajuru said:



    That is indeed a sexy half orc!

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    No offense, but these are quite "humanized". If I had comissioned a gorgeous female half orc from an artist I would state that they should have more animal traces.
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,583
    DJKajuru said:


    No offense, but these are quite "humanized". If I had comissioned a gorgeous female half orc from an artist I would state that they should have more animal traces.

    Well, they are only half-orcs - maybe some halves are just bigger than others. :wink:

  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,979
    mf2112 said:

    A Druid with a non-curved sword? Well. I guess it does have curves but not a scimitar.

    @mf2112 you get 10 points if that elder scrolls reference was on purpose.
  • MagpieRandomsMagpieRandoms Member Posts: 72
    God said:


    Meanwhile at Thalantyr's...

    I laughed out loud for about twenty minutes at that post.

    The old codger's 'pissant town' quote should be changed to 'fingerlickin' good.'

    Poor Melicamp!
  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    MagpieRandoms said:

    God said:


    Meanwhile at Thalantyr's...

    I laughed out loud for about twenty minutes at that post.

    The old codger's 'pissant town' quote should be changed to 'fingerlickin' good.'

    Poor Melicamp!
    Heh. Ye olde antichickenator spell is still one of the most successful fastfood business models to date :innocent:
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    MagpieRandoms said:


    I laughed out loud for about twenty minutes at that post.

    The old codger's 'pissant town' quote should be changed to 'fingerlickin' good.'

    Poor Melicamp!

    "This chicken is so undercooked, it's still asking to be taken back to Thalantyr's in High Hedge!"

    That's in the meme thread somewhere, but I couldn't figure out where.
  • PK2748PK2748 Member Posts: 381
    DJKajuru said:

    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    DJKajuru said:



    That is indeed a sexy half orc!

    image

    image

    image


    No offense, but these are quite "humanized". If I had comissioned a gorgeous female half orc from an artist I would state that they should have more animal traces.
    First Editon clearly indicated all playable Half Orcs could actually pass as Human. They were the top 10% of the species so more animal traits would be inappropriate if I were paying an artist. Opinions vary I guess
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    PK2748 said:

    DJKajuru said:

    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    DJKajuru said:



    That is indeed a sexy half orc!

    image

    image

    image


    No offense, but these are quite "humanized". If I had comissioned a gorgeous female half orc from an artist I would state that they should have more animal traces.
    First Editon clearly indicated all playable Half Orcs could actually pass as Human. They were the top 10% of the species so more animal traits would be inappropriate if I were paying an artist. Opinions vary I guess
    Especially since BG is based off 2nd ed
  • PK2748PK2748 Member Posts: 381
    thedamages said:

    PK2748 said:

    DJKajuru said:

    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    DJKajuru said:



    That is indeed a sexy half orc!

    image

    image

    image


    No offense, but these are quite "humanized". If I had comissioned a gorgeous female half orc from an artist I would state that they should have more animal traces.
    First Editon clearly indicated all playable Half Orcs could actually pass as Human. They were the top 10% of the species so more animal traits would be inappropriate if I were paying an artist. Opinions vary I guess
    Especially since BG is based off 2nd ed
    Yes, where Half Orcs were not playable
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    @PK2748 The beauty of adaptation, or if you really want to mirror tabletop, houserules :smile:
  • PK2748PK2748 Member Posts: 381
    Which is exactly why I said "opinions vary"
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    That is not an incorrect statement
  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 6,002
    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    semiticgod said:

    Druids don't need protection; they can cast Cure Disease.

    I'm ashamed to admit this, but I JUST got this now. :(

    don't worry SharGuidesMyHand, I still don't get the joke
  • JumboWheat01JumboWheat01 Member Posts: 1,028
    sarevok57 said:

    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    semiticgod said:

    Druids don't need protection; they can cast Cure Disease.

    I'm ashamed to admit this, but I JUST got this now. :(

    don't worry SharGuidesMyHand, I still don't get the joke
    I shall give you a quite potentially obvious hint with this. "Bow-chicka-wow-wow."
  • gorgonzolagorgonzola Member Posts: 3,864
    :smiley:
    Do you need a hint?
    SEXY druids, protection, desease :wink:

  • RodrianRodrian Member Posts: 426
    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    I'm ashamed to admit this, but I just got this now.

    And here I am, wondering why would @SharGuidesMyHand admit to us about his specific health problems  :fearful:
  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    SharGuidesMyHand said:

    semiticgod said:

    Druids don't need protection; they can cast Cure Disease.

    I'm ashamed to admit this, but I JUST got this now. :(

    If you got it, don't fret.
    It is very curable, regardless of what the medicine men of today keep saying :smirk:
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    God said:


    If you got it, don't fret.
    It is very curable, regardless of what the medicine men of today keep saying :smirk:

    Indeed. In point of fact, I'm offering just such a curative, for ten easy payments of $19.95. Though if you want the treatment that doesn't turn you into an undead, that'll cost extra.


  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    Abi_Dalzim said:

    God said:


    If you got it, don't fret.
    It is very curable, regardless of what the medicine men of today keep saying :smirk:

    Indeed. In point of fact, I'm offering just such a curative, for ten easy payments of $19.95. Though if you want the treatment that doesn't turn you into an undead, that'll cost extra.


    I always thought that targeted beings can make save vs. spell to receive 50% damage discount :lol:
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