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Is Winthrop's hotel as clean as he says it is?

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edited March 2017 in Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition
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  1. Is Winthrop's hotel as clean as he says it is?59 votes
    1. for sure
      47.46%
    2. as if
      52.54%

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  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Figuring he is comparing to a creatures waste orifice, I hope it is much cleaner, but probably not.
  • kansasbarbariankansasbarbarian Member Posts: 206
    Not since Imoen left.
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,964
    I can't say how clean an elven arse is but winthrop's place ain't all that clean in general.
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    The question to be asked would be does he speak from experience or is it just conjecture?

    Now as jovial as he seems to be, I can just imagine him having little secret hallways and hidden doors running behind the walls. I mean he has probably got the eyes cut out on some of the pictures in that joint. Sooo, ifin your half laid out in a stupor and you dream about seeing the eyes of one of those pictures moving, better watch out, good ol Winthrop o:) is prolly up to no good. >:)
    In other words, one way or another , he probably knows about the reference he makes to the cleanliness of his establishment. :s
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  • KuronaKurona Member Posts: 881
    This question can only be answered successfully at the end of Aerie or Viconia romances.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Elven arse: cleaner than a human arse, but dirtier than a :cookie:'s arse.
  • Woolie_WoolWoolie_Wool Member Posts: 153
    Well if elves can't grow beards, maybe they might lack hair in other places, which would make hygiene easier.
  • JumboWheat01JumboWheat01 Member Posts: 1,028
    I mean, sure, why not. The Keep's pretty exclusive who it lets in, and since Imoen's left, it's only probably gotten cleaner.
  • AtarbAtarb Member Posts: 15
    He's a human.
    Pointing out that elven arses are clean implies that a human's is dirty.
    Ergo, it's a dirty inn.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    There are far too many scholarly, nerdy and likely anal-retentive visitors to Candlekeep for Winthrop to get away with running an untidy establishment. As far as elven arses are concerned, their excrement probably doesn't stink anyway. Just ask one...
  • SelabocSelaboc Member Posts: 64
    I have no doubt it's a clean as he says it is, the real question is how did he get so knowledgeable about the hygiene of elven arses?

  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,584

    Yes, Winthrop's inn is as clean as an elven arse.

    But the real question is: How clean is an elven arse?
  • GallengerGallenger Member Posts: 400
    I'd vote pretty dirty - since his only real competition is essentially a flop-house with sleepingbag-esq looking things on the floor.
  • 11302101130210 Member Posts: 381
    edited April 2017
    I like Winthrop. So, I'd be willing to say, yeah.
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