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  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    ...Manga layouts deliberately try to confuse you.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    ...you walk ten miles.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    ...you unintentionally drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    ...you hug your parents several times a day.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    ...your allergies render your sense of smell to be nonexistant.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    You complain to friends about how crappy your commute was.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    You eat a :cookie:.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Nimran said:

    You eat a :cookie:.

    Oh man, I wish :)
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  • kaguanakaguana Member Posts: 1,328
    My cat wake me up before the sunrise :wink:
  • Papa_LouPapa_Lou Member Posts: 263
    ... You have to shovel your way out your front door.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    You stand on a piece of lego and your brain computes the pain as total limb loss and you roll around the floor in excruciating agony...
  • ArdanisArdanis Member Posts: 1,736
    edited April 2017
    ...You go to mall to renew your stock of canned/frozen/preserved/etc. food while it's on good discount, and return without whatever you had set out to buy (other people are smart too and have bought it out already) but with two bags full of random this' and that's because hey it's not like your fridge is already full isn't it.
    Shandyr said:

    ... a fly flies into your mouth. EWWW!

    Could be worse...
    Caution: gross content inside, don't click the spoiler if you're having a meal. You have been warned!
    ...You bite an apple and find inside half a maggot.
  • ArdanisArdanis Member Posts: 1,736
    ...You learn that in Russia tigers go shopping at the malls
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FOAdDF9yOo
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    Can anyone translate what he says? I gather he probably does not want to approach the poor lost critter. :o
  • iKrivetkoiKrivetko Member Posts: 934
    edited April 2017
    Sanyok (informal variant of Alexander), look: a tiger! A tiger! What is he doing here? It's the centre of Khabarovsk! Wow! Looks like he is going for the lift to go shopping. Crazy!
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