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Baldur's Gate Logic

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  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,538
    Chopping implies something sharp, so spoon I guess?
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @rede9
    what?
  • rede9rede9 Member, Translator (NDA) Posts: 1,947

    @rede9
    what?

    I found such a string in PST and I thought there was a matching one in BG.

  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @rede9
    I still don't follow
  • rede9rede9 Member, Translator (NDA) Posts: 1,947
    edited November 2018

    @rede9
    I still don't follow

    Forks not usable by priests. So... how do they eat? With bare hands?
    lroumen said:

    Chopping implies something sharp, so spoon I guess?

    Actually spoon is edgier than chopstick, isn't it?

  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I feel as though there is something I am missing. Some link that makes all this make some sense that I'm not seeing.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    rede9 said:

    FORK
    Not usable by Priests

    So... chopsticks?

    In 2E, priests can't use sharp/pointy weapons for combat. They could still use the fork for ceremonial purposes.
  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,538
    edited November 2018

    lroumen said:

    Chopping implies something sharp, so spoon I guess?

    Actually spoon is edgier than chopstick, isn't it?
    chop - stick suggests the sticks are very edgy.

  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    lroumen said:

    Chopping implies something sharp, so spoon I guess?

    -Why a spoon, cousin?
    -Because it's dull, you twit!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ
  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,538
    You understand implicitly
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @OlvynChuru
    Huh, I guess I never thought of it that way.

    But considering the entire tavern will go hostile if you're caught pick pocketing one person, I think that it's safe to say that causing any trouble would result in your demise.

    These barkeeps will punish troublemakers to the fullest extent of their wrath.

  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Gorion Logic:

    Gorion's ward picks a pocket in Candlekeep, Gorion insta-kills him with a high-level spell.

    Sarevok & Co assault Gorion and his ward outside Candlekeep, Gorion spams puny magic missiles.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235

    Gorion Logic:

    Gorion's ward picks a pocket in Candlekeep, Gorion insta-kills him with a high-level spell.

    Sarevok & Co assault Gorion and his ward outside Candlekeep, Gorion spams puny magic missiles.

    Someone's playing Vanilla.
  • ChroniclerChronicler Member Posts: 1,391
    JoenSo said:

    Head canon: Gorion can't cast high-level spells. He just knows how to activate the ancient anti-thieving wards in Candlekeep and is horrified when it turns out how over the top and lethal they are.

    I love this!
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    edited December 2018
    Planescape: Torment logic:

    Ei-Vene in the mortuary is deaf; however if Morte uses the Litany of Curses on her, she hears him and turns hostile.
    Vaxis (the fake Zombie) can hear and he is not undead; however the Litany of Curses does NOT work on him.


    Edit: Spoilered.
    Post edited by Montresor_SP on
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I have yet to play Planescape: Torment
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    @ZaramMaldovar Its more like you "read" Planescape: Torment.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @ThacoBell
    I've been told.

    I've played it for about 20 minutes, but I lost interest in favor of the other games. I own it though and will get around to playing it eventually.
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910

    Mind flayer logic:

    A community of brain-eating monsters is led by a giant brain.

    I was going to make a joke that it would be like a community of dogs that worship the Great Bacon. But that actually made more sense.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @OlvynChuru
    As others have pointed out, it's a giant amalgamation of Mind Flayer brains in a jar.

    It's basically the equivalent of a town being led by a giant zombie brain made of human flesh.

    Hello, welcome to Cityville, would you like to meet our mayor?
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910


    It's basically the equivalent of a town being led by a giant zombie brain made of human flesh.

    Tonight on Sentences That Have Never Ever Been Uttered Before:
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