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Do you prefer your kiwis smooth or hairy?

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  1. Do you prefer your kiwis smooth or hairy?26 votes
    1. I prefer my kiwis smooth.
        7.69%
    2. I prefer my kiwis hairy.
      42.31%
    3. I don't have any preference on this matter.
      11.54%
    4. other
      38.46%
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  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    Speedy



    But not flighty




  • ArtonaArtona Member Posts: 1,077
    ...the are smooth kiwis now? I swear to God, this anime we call "the world" and live in is getting weirder and weirder.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Smooth is an extra step between me and sweet delicious fruit.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    what's the point of shaving it?
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    edited September 2017
    Like @tbone1 I was expecting this to refer to New Zealanders. I am sadly disappointed
  • Mush_MushMush_Mush Member Posts: 476
    I despise kiwis.
  • ArdanisArdanis Member Posts: 1,736
    Artona said:

    ...the are smooth kiwis now? I swear to God, this anime we call "the world" and live in is getting weirder and weirder.

    As long as Yuki Kajuira does the soundtrack for it, I don't really mind
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvl3fs6kM5A
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    edited September 2017
    Lawd, at least he didn't splash some aftershave on it afterwards. :*

    Razors? Noooo. The horror of it all, the horror...(must save the kiwi)
  • ArctodusArctodus Member Posts: 992
    Skinless. >:)
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  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    I don't have any answers for this question which are family-friendly. No, seriously--I came up with five answers in less than one minute and all of them are nothing but double entendre.
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    @Mathsorcerer What decade are you posting from where double entendres are so taboo :P
  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    @FinneousPJ It is 1987 here; when are you?

    Shaved...not shaved...I don't care as long as the kiwi is succulent.
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    Mathsorcerer said:

    Shaved...not shaved...I don't care as long as the kiwi is succulent.

    Seriously, are we not doing "Phrasing" anymore? 'Cause I never got the memo.

  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    The hair is also quite good for you. A single kiwi has 25-35% of your daily value of fiber if you eat it with the fuzzy stuff. Fiber is good for your colon.

    Think of how much healthier we would be if everyone ate kiwis every day.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Gosh no! Kiwis would go extinct in a couple of months with the current world population! Haven't we already learned our lesson with the dodo?!

    Save the kiwis! Eat durians instead! No one cares about durians. Or their smell.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    I wouldn't mind if kale went extinct so let's go with that instead...
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Balrog99 said:

    I wouldn't mind if kale went extinct so let's go with that instead...

    Unfortunately, I wouldn't touch kale with a 20-foot pole. Blegh!
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    semiticgod said:

    Unless, of course, this is a double entendre.

    I just assumed it was... o:)
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Nimran said:

    Balrog99 said:

    I wouldn't mind if kale went extinct so let's go with that instead...

    Unfortunately, I wouldn't touch kale with a 20-foot pole. Blegh!
    If you dry it, then crumble it over your salad you get the nutrition without having the nasty taste overtake the salad.
  • chimericchimeric Member Posts: 1,163
    I'm parsecs ahead of you. I put my kiwis in the juicer.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    chimeric said:

    I'm parsecs ahead of you. I put my kiwis in the juicer.

    Parsecs measure distance, not time. I think you mean light-years.
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    semiticgod said:

    chimeric said:

    I'm parsecs ahead of you. I put my kiwis in the juicer.

    Parsecs measure distance, not time. I think you mean light-years.
    @semiticgod Lightyears measure distance as well...
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    It's an Archer quote!

    (on hearing about aliens at Area 51) "I bet their anal probe technology is light-years ahead of mine!"

    "Light-years measure distance, not time."

    "Fine, parsecs, then."

    "Still distance."
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  • GreenWarlockGreenWarlock Member Posts: 1,354
    Kamigoroshi said:

    Gosh no! Kiwis would go extinct in a couple of months with the current world population! Haven't we already learned our lesson with the dodo?!

    Save the kiwis! Eat durians instead! No one cares about durians. Or their smell.

    Are you sure about that durian smell thing @Kamigoroshi?

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41563300
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    @GreenWarlock Yes. Quite sure at that. I've encountered them far too many times on my South East Asia travels to not be sure about their smelliness. It's worth mentioning however that worse still are the imported durians throughout Europe. Given their non-freshness and naturally half-fermented state. Yuck!
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