I don't have any answers for this question which are family-friendly. No, seriously--I came up with five answers in less than one minute and all of them are nothing but double entendre.
The hair is also quite good for you. A single kiwi has 25-35% of your daily value of fiber if you eat it with the fuzzy stuff. Fiber is good for your colon.
Think of how much healthier we would be if everyone ate kiwis every day.
@GreenWarlock Yes. Quite sure at that. I've encountered them far too many times on my South East Asia travels to not be sure about their smelliness. It's worth mentioning however that worse still are the imported durians throughout Europe. Given their non-freshness and naturally half-fermented state. Yuck!
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But not flighty
Razors? Noooo. The horror of it all, the horror...(must save the kiwi)
Shaved...not shaved...I don't care as long as the kiwi is succulent.
Think of how much healthier we would be if everyone ate kiwis every day.
Save the kiwis! Eat durians instead! No one cares about durians. Or their smell.
(on hearing about aliens at Area 51) "I bet their anal probe technology is light-years ahead of mine!"
"Light-years measure distance, not time."
"Fine, parsecs, then."
"Still distance."
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