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  • MungriMungri Member Posts: 1,645
    Would you like attention? I can give you more attention than you could possibly desire - my room, and handcuffs / chains. Interested?
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    sandmanCCL said:

    I voted.

    Now where are the muffins?

    I have cherry cheesecake muffins.
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  • allhailsteveallhailsteve Member Posts: 210
    I don't think I've ever trolled anyone but then I imagine a lot of trolls don't even realise they're being a troll.
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  • MoomintrollMoomintroll Member Posts: 1,498
    Hahaa! good job.
  • BaldursCatBaldursCat Member Posts: 432
    @Moomintroll, Oh My Goodness *Hugsthesquishymoomin* Can someone explain to me how the Moomins managed to be simultaneously both the cutest & scariest things in the world, ever, when I was small?
  • ARKdeEREHARKdeEREH Member Posts: 531
    Son_of_Imoen said:

    *Son_of_Imoen feels the need for a fun remark*:

    Am I a troll?


    Well, acid and fire do hurt me, doesn't it do so to you?

    One could say the same about a stake through the heart and vampires. Since having being killed by a stake through the heart means you're a vampire, than everyone would be vampires since it is highly unlikely that anyone would actually survive that.
  • ARKdeEREHARKdeEREH Member Posts: 531
    Shandyr said:

    ARKdeEREH said:

    Son_of_Imoen said:

    *Son_of_Imoen feels the need for a fun remark*:

    Am I a troll?


    Well, acid and fire do hurt me, doesn't it do so to you?

    One could say the same about a stake through the heart and vampires. Since having being killed by a stake through the heart means you're a vampire, than everyone would be vampires since it is highly unlikely that anyone would actually survive that.
    Trolls would survive that. They can regenerate.
    Then perhaps a red hot poker through the heart would kill a troll who was also a vampire, or an acid arrow.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    ARKdeEREH said:

    Shandyr said:

    ARKdeEREH said:

    Son_of_Imoen said:

    *Son_of_Imoen feels the need for a fun remark*:

    Am I a troll?


    Well, acid and fire do hurt me, doesn't it do so to you?

    One could say the same about a stake through the heart and vampires. Since having being killed by a stake through the heart means you're a vampire, than everyone would be vampires since it is highly unlikely that anyone would actually survive that.
    Trolls would survive that. They can regenerate.
    Then perhaps a red hot poker through the heart would kill a troll who was also a vampire, or an acid arrow.
    Or just cast imprisonment on them.
  • CheesebellyCheesebelly Member Posts: 1,727
    Troll troll sounds so much like something a Warcraft 2 peon would say :
    "Zug zug...? Dabu! Zoktar, Troll Troll! Itaq."
    The only weird thing is that there actually *are* trolls in that game. Maybe it was an intended sound-coincidence that doesn't exist! :O

    Que "Dum duum duuuuuum" please?
  • Son_of_ImoenSon_of_Imoen Member Posts: 1,806
    ARKdeEREH said:

    Son_of_Imoen said:

    *Son_of_Imoen feels the need for a fun remark*:

    Am I a troll?


    Well, acid and fire do hurt me, doesn't it do so to you?

    One could say the same about a stake through the heart and vampires. Since having being killed by a stake through the heart means you're a vampire, than everyone would be vampires since it is highly unlikely that anyone would actually survive that.
    Oh, but I have a wooden heart, a wooden stake would only serve to make my heart more hearty!

  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    I generally try to stick to trolling trolls.

    Unless somebody asks a really stupid question, then I can't help myself but giving a stupid answer. It's so mean. I'm a bad person.
  • grasshapergrasshaper Member Posts: 1
    edited November 2012
    It seems that I'm a troll troll, ha ha! http://www.cujocuri.com/
  • Son_of_ImoenSon_of_Imoen Member Posts: 1,806
    The closer the release that gets, the more my anticipation makes me go trolling!
  • swnmcmlxiswnmcmlxi Member Posts: 297
    I used to go troll-trolling a lot years ago but gave it up when I realised that salmon tasted much better. Easier to find bait too.
  • MathuzzzMathuzzz Member Posts: 203
    I used to be a troll like you.....then I got a BAN from an administrator.
  • kamuizinkamuizin Member Posts: 3,704
    When i'm a troll, i'm a fire troll, i drag people to their limit, the flames start and people keep asking why flaming the troll only give strenght to him :)!
  • JariahxSynnJariahxSynn Member Posts: 67
    That depends on what kinda troll your talking about. There are red trolls, blue trolls, yellow trolls, trolls that live under your bed, trolls that live under bridges, trolls that eat beds and bridges (^_^ ) and trolls that well troll.
  • BelegurthBelegurth Member Posts: 61
    Don´t feed please.
  • Son_of_ImoenSon_of_Imoen Member Posts: 1,806
    Belegurth said:

    Don´t feed please.

    But than you starve! Wouldn't want that to happen.

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    This is me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_troll
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited June 2015
    @LadyRhian For years I asked myself how a troll and an invisible stalker could interbreed... until I decided I'd rather not know :)
    Post edited by mlnevese on
  • MungriMungri Member Posts: 1,645
    edited November 2012
    Well, I've signed up to over 100 forums, and only been perma banned from two ... and only just realized that both those bans were for a) calling babies disgusting, b) posting dead baby jokes.

    Also after DA2 was released, I kept getting constantly banned on Bioware's forums for whining about how terrible it was.

    <--- Not a fan of human babies. Puppies > babies.
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