"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."--Helen Keller
And
"A strong man can handle a strong women. A weak one will say she has an attitude."--Sonya Parker
“It’s like changing a tire. The first time you’re careful. By the thirtieth time, you can’t remember where you left the lug wrench.” - Ted Bundy
“I was completely swept along with my own compulsion. I don’t know how else to put it. It didn’t satisfy me completely, so maybe I was thinking, ‘Maybe another one will. Maybe this one will.’ And the numbers started growing and growing and just got out of control, as you can see.” - Jeffery Dahmer
“The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license.” - John Wayne Gacy
“It wasn’t as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lot of fun…" - Albert DeSalvo
And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.
"Unless an idiot dies, he won't be cured. " "Even when our sleeves brush together it is our karma." "The more stupid the child the dearer it is." "Dragon head, snake tail." "If eating poison don't forget to lick the plate." "It is the same life whether we spend it crying or laughing."
“and when we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard nor welcomed but when we are silent we are still afraid So it is better to speak remembering we were never meant to survive” ― Audre Lorde
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"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."--Helen Keller
And"A strong man can handle a strong women. A weak one will say she has an attitude."--Sonya Parker
“It’s like changing a tire. The first time you’re careful. By the thirtieth time, you can’t remember where you left the lug wrench.” - Ted Bundy
“I was completely swept along with my own compulsion. I don’t know how else to put it. It didn’t satisfy me completely, so maybe I was thinking, ‘Maybe another one will. Maybe this one will.’ And the numbers started growing and growing and just got out of control, as you can see.” - Jeffery Dahmer
“The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license.” - John Wayne Gacy
“It wasn’t as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lot of fun…" - Albert DeSalvo
“I like children, they are tasty.” - Albert Fish
Impatience dires the blood sooner than age or sorrow.
-- Creon
Blood is thicker than water... and much tastier
--Unknown
Failure is NOT an Option! It comes bundled with the software.
--Unknown
I Married Mr. Right. I just didn't know his first name was "Always".
--Unknown
- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels, 1726
Light travels much faster than sound. This is why some people are attractive until they speak.
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood
-- Chinese Proverb
"Even when our sleeves brush together it is our karma."
"The more stupid the child the dearer it is."
"Dragon head, snake tail."
"If eating poison don't forget to lick the plate."
"It is the same life whether we spend it crying or laughing."
- Japanese Proverbs
-Confucius
She's not coming back.
We don't know Y, either.
Nathanial, age 4
Plausible denial means; I'm lying, prove it!
Balrog99
I'm gonna get me religion, gonna join the Baptist Church.
Gonna be a Baptist preacher then I'll never have to work.
-- Son House, Baptist preacher and blues great
A man can never know his capabilities till he has freed them, and this testing process involves risk.
-- A. F. Mummery
our words will not be heard
nor welcomed
but when we are silent
we are still afraid
So it is better to speak
remembering
we were never meant to survive”
― Audre Lorde
Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.
--Jake the DogIt is necessary to relax your muscles when you can.
Relaxing your brain is fatal.
-- Stirling Moss, British racing car driver, Newsweek May 16, 1955
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
-- Thomas Paine, The Rights of Man (1792)Bad press is better than no press at all.
- Simon Spies, Danish businessmanPlus ça change, Plus ça meme chose
(The more things change, the more they remain the same)
Maurice Chevalier
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
-- George BurnsScience commits suicide when it adopts a creed.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your own way.
-- Danielle Vare