The amount of work it takes to move a carpet 70 centimeters is directly proportional to the square of the number of items you have placed on top of it.
The heavier and more cumbersome an object, the more times will you have to move it.
Before commencing work, make sure to memorize your entire collection of swear words.
Working from a plan will make your life a lot easier. Really.
However, no battle plan ever survives the first encounter with the enemy. This goes for both Russians, Americans, Europeans, and your furniture.
If everything goes according to plan, look around for what you have missed. It is likely to be heavy and, due to its size, quite visible.
And - it will be worth it in the end, if only because you can make up a bunch of bogus "rules" and post them on the internet.
"First, they came for the journalists, and I did not speak out- because I was not a journalist. We had no idea what they did after that."--Arleen Myers Fields
No they didn't. The lying media did to sensitize the story. Relish could be considered a vegetable but probably not the relish Americans are use to (however even that as at least some dietary fibre unlike ketchup).
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. -- Leo Buscaglia
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases. -- Harward's Law, as applied to Computers
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind. -- John Stuart Mill
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying, 'Nice Doggy!', until you can find a rock."
-- Wynn Catlin
All facts and personages of great importance in world history occur twice: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
-- Karl MarxIf it works right the first time, obviously you've done something wrong.
-- Herman's Rule
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
- Bert Lance (attributed; exact origin unknown)"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
--Edison B. Schroeder
"First, they came for the journalists, and I did not speak out- because I was not a journalist. We had no idea what they did after that."--Arleen Myers Fields
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
-- Charles de Gaulle
When a blind man carries a lame man, both go forward.
-- Swedish proverb
There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine.
-- Nolan's Observation
Except, you know, Tomatoes are fruit and also don't contain liquid sugar, white vinegar, salt, onion powder and spices.
Ketchup ruins everything it touches.
-- Me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable
No matter which side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side.
-- Jascha Heifetz
Abraham Lincoln
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
-- Leo Buscaglia
I reject get-it-done, make-it-happen thinking.
I want to slow things down so I understand them better.
-- Jerry Brown, former California governor
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases.
-- Harward's Law, as applied to Computers
The future has already arrived; it just isn't evenly distributed.
-- William Gibson
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
-- Samuel Johnson
A victory without danger is a triumph without glory.
Obviously this Corneille dude never played a no-reload run.--Pierre Corneille
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' hard enough.
-- United States Marine Corps axiomIf you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
- Eddie Gurraro
- Larry Niven
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
-- John Stuart Mill