Pet'o'graphics Poll: What is your snuggle affiliation?

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This is absolutely not a parody of already existing polls to measure the demographics of the Beamdog community ('tis drue, I swearz!). The poll is not anonymous by default, so you're forced to discuss your pet's cuteness publicly for all the world to witness. Ha!
- Pet'o'graphics Poll: What is your snuggle affiliation?19 votes
- Lizards & Snakes10.53%
- Turtles & Tortoises  5.26%
- Frogs & Toads  0.00%
- Newts & Salamanders  0.00%
- Shrimps & Crawfishes  0.00%
- Snails & Slugs  5.26%
- Fresh- & Saltwater Fishes  0.00%
- Spiders & Scorpions  0.00%
- Birds & Dinosaurs  5.26%
- Furballs go here73.68%
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Sadly worms aren’t one of the choices so can’t vote.
I tell ya, critters just don't live long enough, and it's always hard to see them pass on.
The hairy predator who wears the pants in the family...
Look at that happy Lil face!
Socks in a box:
then we used to have "pet" wasps hanging in our backyard until they met brake cleaner:
and then the actual pet spider i used to have in my bathroom that just vanished one day:
I never met a critter that I didn’t like. Though admittedly, there are some that I prefer
to love from afar…
- You feed them four to two times a month (depending on their age)
- They don't smell, bite, not even hiss at you like some other pythons.
- And, best of all: they can get well over 30 years old!
I'm keeping myself a natural morph: her name is Zalika, which is Swahili and means "little queen".I love animals, I hate the vermin animal homo sapiens, basically. The bitter irony that 'homo sapiens' means 'wise man'.
Homo neanderthalensis were a far better choice back in the day. And cuter to boot. But that new breed? Nah...