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  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Did you mind the gap?
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    This thread has a sense of...evil about it.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    If I had a copper for every moron I've come across, I could buy a gumball!
  • TheElfTheElf Member Posts: 798
    What if C-A-T spelled 'dog'?

    No, no, don't answer. Just think about it.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Nimran said:

    If I had a copper for every moron I've come across, I could buy a gumball!

    Uh... what does the word moron mean?
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  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    I warn those squirrels... Listen, squirrels, stop overrunning. You can fly, you know ;)
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    If you plan on leading a horse to water, I suggest you hold your horses, because getting the horse to drink is like beating a dead horse. You'd be lucky to get it to move at all, so don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Zafiro said:

    The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

    The pain in my brain is driving me insane.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    这个句子有什么好说的
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    I studied Post Neo-constructivism in college. It prepared me for my job. "Would you like fries with that?"
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    the_spyder said:

    I studied Post Neo-constructivism in college. It prepared me for my job. "Would you like fries with that?"

    Post Neo-constructivism? So I'm guessing that that's the study of what happens after new constructive criticism is given?
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    OlvynChuru said:

    the_spyder said:

    I studied Post Neo-constructivism in college. It prepared me for my job. "Would you like fries with that?"

    Post Neo-constructivism? So I'm guessing that that's the study of what happens after new constructive criticism is given?
    Wow, I wasted all of that cash just to learn that? What a fool I must be.
  • wraith5641wraith5641 Member Posts: 500
    Tiax rules all!
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    They told me to stay in doors, and then yelled at me for blocking the exit. What gives?

    I had a mate who was addicted to brake fluid. He told me he could stop anytime he wanted.
    But then he got onto the power steering fluid. Drove him round the bend, it did.
    Things got worse, now he's a fuel injector.

    I went to the park and made some new friends, but I saw a sign that said 'Don't Feed The Ducks'. So much for checking out their Twitter.

    I arrived home and my girlfriend, half naked, ran down the stairs and said "Give it to me".
    So I begrudgingly handed her my new pet chicken Larry. Why can't I have love too, without it being taken?

    A beggar approached me asking for alms. So I gave him my sword.
    A beggar approached me asking for alms. So I gave him a big hug.
    A beggar approached me asking for alms. Using cutlery is difficult now.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    In school they told me that practice makes perfect. Then they told me that no one is perfect, so I stopped practicing.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I forgot what I was going to post here.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    When I was a boy, I prayed for a new bike.
    Then I realized God doesn't work that way.
    So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    I really hate it when people scatter cantrips all over the floor. Imagine if you couldn't move around your house without stepping on pointy spells?
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