@Dev6 Those ae "Bird peppers" Capsicum annuum var. glabriusculum. 50,000- 2,500,000 Scoville units (depending on how ripe they are and if they have been dried. This where you get the term
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peppers. Tiny Pepper, huge punch in the mouth.
"The tepin can be hotter than the habanero or red savina, with the highest levels seen in green fruit 40-50 days after fruit set."
For someone (like me) who prefers their food not hot at all, it was pretty punishing.
Newton, Einstein and Pascal are laying hide and seek. Einstein agrees to seek, hides his eyes and count to twenty. Pascal runs off to hide while Newton pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a 1 meter by one meter box on the ground and steps into it. When Einstein is finished counting, he opens his eyes and says, Newton, I found you! You're it."
Newton smiles smugly and says, "No, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"
A Mathematician and an Engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They are placed in a room with a beautiful naked woman on a bed across the room. The Experimenter said that every 30 seconds they would be able to move half the remaining distance between them and the woman. The Mathematician blows up. "This is pointless!" and he storms off. On his way out of the room, he tells the Engineer. "Don't you see? You'll never be able to actually touch her!" And the Engineer replies
"So what? Pretty soon, I'll be close enough for all practical purposes."
John-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe in Paris, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress. "One cup of coffee, no cream." To which the waitress replies,
"I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're all out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. "Wait," says Heisenberg. "We're obviously in a joke. How can we tell if it is funny?" To which Gödel says, "We can't, because we're inside it." Chomsky says,
"Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
A programmer's wife tells him. "Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
A Biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right...
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
You mama is so fat...
The probability of her being at an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
How did Charlotte Bronte make it easier to breathe?
She created Eyre
It's hard to be a self-made man.
Unless you have an Oedipus Complex and a time machine.
Who is this Rorschach guy?
And why did he paint so many picture of my parents fighting?
Sixteen Sodium Atoms walk into a Bar. Followed by Batman
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot
morons
My IQ test came back
Negative
Have you seen the result of mixing copper and tellurium?
It's CuTe
Support bacteria
They're the only culture some people have!
The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google the names they call you when it ends badly.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
The human brain is one of the most complex objects in the universe. Is it any wonder that so many people never learn to use it.
Nerd pickup lines: Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us? Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
Relationship Status: Rubik's Cube. Still trying to figure it out.
‘Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing’
The Potions Professor from Hogwarts had to take his family to Egypt by the Muggle Airlines. But they put up such a commotion on the way, that by the time they got there, everyone was sick of these Snapes on a Plane.
Had a great day at a indoor playground/funland with my daughter. Everybody was enjoying themselves, and I was in a zen moment of serenity for most of the day.
My daughter especially enjoyed a playground version of a swimmingpool: a 2 * 4 meter pool filled with blue foam cubes.
While hanging round at this “pool” area, some boys aged 8-9 goofed around. One of the boys jumped/dived in the pool, and suddenly grabbed his shin - moaning in agony.... everybody looked startled at the boy.
When the boy was sure he had caught everybodies attention, he laughed and said: hey look at me, I am Neymar...
We couldnt help our selves laughing. Thats some bad rep you’ve got, when 8 year olds know you as a cheat.
My wife and I are at the point where I know exactly what she is going to say before she says it. So I'll answer her question before she says more than a couple words. She both is annoyed, and finds it incredibly convieniant.
I saw this on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. OFten, SMBC is a very high-brow comic that cracks obscure science jokes, but sometimes, it's just goofy.
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peppers. Tiny Pepper, huge punch in the mouth."The tepin can be hotter than the habanero or red savina, with the highest levels seen in green fruit 40-50 days after fruit set."
For someone (like me) who prefers their food not hot at all, it was pretty punishing.
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Happy cheese is Jarlsberg.
A Mathematician and an Engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They are placed in a room with a beautiful naked woman on a bed across the room. The Experimenter said that every 30 seconds they would be able to move half the remaining distance between them and the woman. The Mathematician blows up. "This is pointless!" and he storms off. On his way out of the room, he tells the Engineer. "Don't you see? You'll never be able to actually touch her!" And the Engineer replies
John-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe in Paris, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress. "One cup of coffee, no cream." To which the waitress replies,
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. "Wait," says Heisenberg. "We're obviously in a joke. How can we tell if it is funny?" To which Gödel says, "We can't, because we're inside it." Chomsky says,
A programmer's wife tells him. "Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there?
What is a Freudian slip?
What do you call two crows on a branch?
What do you call root beer in a square glass?
The first rule of tautology club?
Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium --- Batman!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
A Biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right...
You mama is so fat...
How did Charlotte Bronte make it easier to breathe?
It's hard to be a self-made man.
Who is this Rorschach guy?
Sixteen Sodium Atoms walk into a Bar. Followed by Batman
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot
My IQ test came back
Have you seen the result of mixing copper and tellurium?
Support bacteria
The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google the names they call you when it ends badly.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
The human brain is one of the most complex objects in the universe. Is it any wonder that so many people never learn to use it.
Nerd pickup lines: Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
Relationship Status: Rubik's Cube. Still trying to figure it out.
‘Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing’
@mlnevese Here you go!
Everybody was enjoying themselves, and I was in a zen moment of serenity for most of the day.
My daughter especially enjoyed a playground version of a swimmingpool: a 2 * 4 meter pool filled with blue foam cubes.
While hanging round at this “pool” area, some boys aged 8-9 goofed around. One of the boys jumped/dived in the pool, and suddenly grabbed his shin - moaning in agony.... everybody looked startled at the boy.
When the boy was sure he had caught everybodies attention, he laughed and said: hey look at me, I am Neymar...
We couldnt help our selves laughing. Thats some bad rep you’ve got, when 8 year olds know you as a cheat.
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