Pretty pretty walks the night, pretty pretty fears the light. Pretty pretty has no soul. Pretty pretty black as coal.
Step in shadow, left a husk, killed in moments after dusk. Step in shadow you are prey, pray you live to see the day.
Sleep the street and see the dark, death becomes a lyric lark. Walk in Shadow as the guild, see the war that leaves them killed.
See the flow from wound and neck! Was that your friend? Well best you check! Members gone and guild will fail! Best you fight the tooth and nail!
Run you can't, the war will find! To haunt your dreams and haunt your mind! Watch your friends and watch the death! Watch their eyes and hold your breath!
Join or die! You cannot flee! Watch the death... in front of me... in front of... me...
Run you can't! The war will find! Run you can't! The war will find! AHHHHHhahahahah!!!!!
Minsc: Boo says we should find the hair band! Boo believes the children are our future!
I got this one yesterday! I love it.
I also got the Minsc reaction when they stop the play at the Five Flagon's because of the audience's complaints about Biff the Understudies performance: "What is this? Minsc and Boo were just getting into this wonderful story when it was suddenly interrupted. A work of mastery this is!"
"You've really heard such things? Well, dear me, I didn't know I was the gossip of the town. But now that I think of it, there are few who can match my charm and wit. Why, of course I'd grant you a kiss. *Smack* Why--*giggle*--you're quite fresh, aren't you? Tongue and all!"
"None stand where Tiax stand... 'Lest he walk atop them." oh and.. "Tiax will face him alone, Tiax judges you unworthy, though you may watch, if you wish."
Keldorn: Imoen! What… are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren’t you!? Imoen: Oh! Well, no… uh… I just thought… Keldorn: Just what? Out with it, girl. I won’t have a party member stealing from me. Imoen: No, no, that’s not it! I… I was just… I was just trying to find out if you’re as muscular under your armor as you look. Keldorn: Eh? What’s this? Imoen: Oh, I know that you’re married and all that, Keldorn… but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I… I can’t help myself, I want to touch you all the time! Keldorn: Imoen! I… I have a daughter that is the same age as you! Imoen: I don’t know what it is, Keldorn… maybe it’s the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild! Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I… I didn’t know I had this effect on you… Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here’s your ring back. I won’t take it again, I promise.
I think the ring might have been an excuse, personally...
I want a mod that actually give you the option to buy some fish. That poor halfling gets no business I think if Wilson is in your party fish can be like healing potions for him
I just recently added Yeslick to my party (went to Cloakwood relatively early just to grab him early enough) and one of his standard responses is almost Jan-worty: "My father was a miner and my mother was a miner before him."
Comments
Boy: You're funny-looking
Girl: Eww you smell
Then I heard back to back, which I loved:
"It will be even bloodier than you hoped!" "Stop touching me!"
Step in shadow, left a husk, killed in moments after dusk. Step in shadow you are prey, pray you live to see the day.
Sleep the street and see the dark, death becomes a lyric lark. Walk in Shadow as the guild, see the war that leaves them killed.
See the flow from wound and neck! Was that your friend? Well best you check! Members gone and guild will fail! Best you fight the tooth and nail!
Run you can't, the war will find! To haunt your dreams and haunt your mind! Watch your friends and watch the death! Watch their eyes and hold your breath!
Join or die! You cannot flee! Watch the death... in front of me... in front of... me...
Run you can't! The war will find! Run you can't! The war will find! AHHHHHhahahahah!!!!!
I also got the Minsc reaction when they stop the play at the Five Flagon's because of the audience's complaints about Biff the Understudies performance:
"What is this? Minsc and Boo were just getting into this wonderful story when it was suddenly interrupted. A work of mastery this is!"
"Errr - Here I am ... here I am, my ... uh ... sweetums?!"
"Heh heh heh! Looks like you're in some kind of trouble. And by the way, nice rack!"
- Charname to Edwin right after he uses the Nether Scroll for the second time...
"How dare you gawk at my mantle? Hmm, they are not too bad, come to think of it. Wait. What happened to my ... no! No! NO!!!"
- Edwina's reply.
Korgan
"Why is your friend pointing a hamster at me?"
(Minsc is allowing Boo to determine whether said dood is evol or not)
oh and..
"Tiax will face him alone, Tiax judges you unworthy, though you may watch, if you wish."
God, Tiax is probably my favorite character.
Viconia: Like your wings? Oh, don't glare, little girl.
I love me some VICONIA.
Dunkin Kennair in Beregost Inn - "You tell him, Marl!"
Phaere-"What? No it's... Veldrin? VELDRIN?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!" [he-he-he]
Aye the dwarf will have to do it.
Bloody tree huggers and daisy eaters....burn em all
Shoddily made and shoddily maintained, but good killing grounds nevertheless.
Now this be more like it, the first to disobey me orders gets an axe in their skull.
Bloody blasted humans.... to call this civilazation
They does all the work and I ends up with the loot, the gold and the satisfaction of kicking their tails....ah a good day
If it bleeds ive killed it but if it be drow ive tortured it first
"I've had better days drowning face first in gutter-water, bleeding from every orifice don'cha know!"
(If the party's reputation is between 13 and 15)
"Ye best watch yer tune. For me axe is itching fer a swing or two, and I'll be nah likely to stop it!"
(If reputation is between 16 and 18)
Imoen: Oh! Well, no… uh… I just thought…
Keldorn: Just what? Out with it, girl. I won’t have a party member stealing from me.
Imoen: No, no, that’s not it! I… I was just… I was just trying to find out if you’re as muscular under your armor as you look.
Keldorn: Eh? What’s this?
Imoen: Oh, I know that you’re married and all that, Keldorn… but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I… I can’t help myself, I want to touch you all the time!
Keldorn: Imoen! I… I have a daughter that is the same age as you!
Imoen: I don’t know what it is, Keldorn… maybe it’s the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!
Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I… I didn’t know I had this effect on you…
Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here’s your ring back. I won’t take it again, I promise.
I think the ring might have been an excuse, personally...
Salvanas: Ah, such passion! You set me on fire with your words... and with your lovely body, as well...
Jaheira: I could set you on fire with more than that, if you wish.
I loved Salvanas's back and forth with Edwina.
.... now that I think about it, I would have loved to see what Shar-Teel said about Edwina
"Wait this is Lunia? I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere, I thought was Sigil."
"My father was a miner and my mother was a miner before him."