Not gonna lie, at first I thought @CrevsDaak was a girl and for some reason (Don't even try to ask me why, I have no clue) I thought. "Huh. Wonder if she's cute." It's the internet. There's absolutely no reason to care. But that's as close as I've come to a "forum crush". =p
I will say that if a certain Lord of Chaos really *was* a 20-something college girl, that this thread might be relevant. As @Elrandir said though, 'tis the internet. One or two other forum members also seem interesting, but I'll leave that vague for now.
I love @deltago for VERY obvious and MEANINGFUL reasons...
Anyone who wants more mummified gnome can have more mummified gnome...
Oh, you are talking about me wanting a mummified gnome to chunk to itty bitty pieces in IWD:EE. Yes I hope there is at least a couple of them wandering about. I'd love to rip out their heart and show it to them. Definitely.
*Anduin's face crumples in on itself, a picture of dream shattered misery. A picture of defeat, angst and pity in wrinkled complexity and simple beauty. A picture that would paint a thousand words and inspire a thousand more...
...but you can't see this as the bandages get in the way...
...Anduin's hands slowly and deliberately ball into fists...*
My heart was weighed against a feather and removed before you were born heathen...
At first I was unafraid, I was mummified, kept thinking I could never be undead, without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong...
And here you go, @Elrandir ... Since the latest patch of yours that included, among other features, the change of avatar, here's the first crush report. Please, DON'T FIX IT )))
Since i know that Mr. Oster will not deliver me and the glorious NWN community a NWN enhanced edition i have no crush anymore. He crushed my hope and i shall not forget and not forgive that...
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong...
And I... I will survive...
Survive?!
Yep. Survive. As in keeping this corpse in tip top condition...
Actually @mlnevese . I feel you are the only one who truly understands me... Mayhaps you could be the one to take the defibrillator to my heart? (I keep it over the mantlepiece).
But... But @mlnevese I'm married too! We have so much in common!
...
@Shandyr , if @mlnevese is not big on bigamy. Then my pickled unbeating heart is all yours. I'll even throw in a couple of half eaten kidneys for free!
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Anyone who wants more mummified gnome can have more mummified gnome...
Yes I hope there is at least a couple of them wandering about. I'd love to rip out their heart and show it to them. Definitely.
...but you can't see this as the bandages get in the way...
...Anduin's hands slowly and deliberately ball into fists...*
My heart was weighed against a feather and removed before you were born heathen...
At first I was unafraid, I was mummified, kept thinking I could never be undead, without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong...
And I... I will survive...
What a cutie ❤❤❤❤
Just kidding! Its actually one of my absolute dearest friends from back in college. Don't they look alike?
I used to have a major (read: rather obsessive) crush on Imoen, as anybody who knew me from PBG will be well aware. ;-)
Although I've grown out of that now...Leliana is the only one for me!
Actually @mlnevese . I feel you are the only one who truly understands me... Mayhaps you could be the one to take the defibrillator to my heart? (I keep it over the mantlepiece).
...
@Shandyr , if @mlnevese is not big on bigamy. Then my pickled unbeating heart is all yours. I'll even throw in a couple of half eaten kidneys for free!
*eye's narrow*
See what your missing out on @deltago !
FREE HALF-EATEN KIDNEYS!
Not bitter in the slightest...
Regurgitation! That is real love.