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  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    118. Ajantis- Why certainly, Imoen. I know many stories of trollops and plugtails.
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  • AHFAHF Member Posts: 1,376
    118. Elhan: "Ah, Irenicus. I know him well."
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  • KilivitzKilivitz Member Posts: 1,459
    AHF said:

    118. Elhan: "Ah, Irenicus. I know him well."

    Worst part is, he COULD actually say that.

    119. Jan: "No further comment."
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  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,714
    120. Branwen: "Screw Tempus! Garagos wills it".
  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    Jaheira: Kill that bear! KILL her cubs to so she'll have no one to come and try to avenge her!
  • HaHaCharadeHaHaCharade Member Posts: 1,643
    122. Bub Snikt: "Hey, bro."

    123. Nashkel Miner: "Get me into this hell hole."
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  • SvarSvar Member Posts: 157
    124. Minsc: "I say, what awful people these chaps are. I'm afraid I shall have to smite them. Here, please hold my hamster. He is of a delicate and timid disposition and it would not do to have him caught up in the scuffle."
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    130. Neb: Won't somebody think of the children?

    131. Rielev: Release? No! We have no right to play God!
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  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    132: Coran: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    Ohh I got I good one and I doubt anyone will get this reference.

    Viconia:
    "By the time you get to read this, I'll probably be dead,
    But when you left a part of me went to Heaven,
    I thank the Gods at least I got to know what love really was,
    But it hurt me, to see what true love really does,
    'Cause even though we never made love, you were all that there was,
    It was because I loved you so much that I had to make you leave,
    You made me doubt the way I thought, you made me want to believe,
    And then I slipped up, and I let you get close to me,
    It was hard to not be openly when people spoke to me,
    This was not the way I thought my life was supposed to be,
    Baby don't you see, I had a blood transfusion that left me with HIV,
    I died a virgin, I wish I could've given myself to you,
    I cried in the hospital, because there was no one else but you,
    Promise that you'll meet me in paradise inevitably,
    No matter what, I'll keep your love forever with me!"
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  • 134.) Centeol: "MY SPIDERS! Make them some tea."

    135.) Firkraag: "I heard about Gorion by the way. I just wanted to tell you that I am sorry for your loss."

    136.) Minsc: "Boo, could you be quiet a moment? Minsc is trying to think."
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  • IllustairIllustair Member Posts: 877
    137. Irenicus: Aah, the child of Bhaal has awoken. It's time for more...eggs and bac-y! *Breakfast in bed*
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    138: Viconia: Every time I close my eyes, its like a dark paradise. No one compares to you, I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the otherside
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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,366
    139) Mae'Var: Renal sent you has he? Well I don't have any important tasks for you to do for me right now. Why don't you head on over to the tavern next door for an ale? My treat!
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    edited September 2015
    140) Jaheira: Wilson will make a nice fur coat.

    141) Jaheira: Khalid, I'm leaving you for Baeloth. Maybe I can get both Drizzt and Baeloth if I play my cards right.
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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,366
    142) Centeol: I'm so glad you found my lair. My spider friends are getting really hungry. Any of you happen to know the 'Enlarge Mosquito' spell?
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  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    143) Centeol: I really should get a gastric bypass. Or start LCHF. Or both.
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    144) Viconia:
    With you by my side we will win this fight,
    In the battle of dark and light,
    Oh take my hand hold it tight,
    When we dance I feel alright,
    By your side is where I'll be,
    Endless love won't fade you'll see,
    When I walk you walk with me,
    Dragon, together let the light shine!


    -Cries-
  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,457
    Alora: Wow! That mysterious object behind all of that security should stay exactly where it belongs! We don't want to get TOO curious, now do we?
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  • 146.) Elminster: I shall be completely straight with thee - I have no idea what I'm doing.

    147.) Khalid: A-Actually Jaheria, I-I believe you're... erm... wr-wrong about this.
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  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,714
    149. Gorion: "Listen carefully. If we should ever become separated, it is imperative that you not go to the Friendly Arm Inn at once. On the way there, you can meet Tarnesh. He's skilled in magic arts, and you'd better avoid fighting him unprepared".

    150. Firebead Elvenhair: "I've finally found decent folk, yes I have".
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  • SvarSvar Member Posts: 157
    151. Melissan: "How about we share?"

    152. Sendai: "I value my friends and would never put them in harm's way."
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  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    153. Taughoz: Taughoz Tenhammer has great esteem for interpersonal skills!

    154. Kveroslava: There's a lot of more cryptic stuff I could tell you about your future, but I'll just cut to the chase; watch out for vampires, okay? See if you can find some garlic before heading to the Graveyard in Athkatla.
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  • OnestepOnestep Member Posts: 225
    edited October 2015
    Aerie: Man, I'm so glad I lost my wings! Those things were heavy!

    Jaheira: Khalid's death was tragic, but I'm going to put it behind me and not spend the next twenty conversations talking about it.

    Viconia: Of course I don't love you, silly non-drow. I just get hugely jealous when you talk to any female who isn't me and will walk out of the party with all the gear you gave me at a moment's notice because you aren't fawning on me enough- OH WAIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES

    Minsc: In retrospect, I probably should have chosen a bear or something as my animal companion. Much more useful.

    Not an NPC but still:

    CHARNAME: Wow, I sure am glad that my life inside a secluded monastery with the only girl around my age being my half-sister prepared me for the absolute relationship cluster**** that is Baldur's Gate 2 romances for guys. I mean, really. I'm a twenty year old virgin. I shouldn't be sorting out your wing/dead brother/dead husband issues. That **** is way above my pay scale. This **** is why Gorian was celibate for the last fifteen or so years.

    Valygar: Yeah, magic is pretty cool. I should use more of it.

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  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,457
    162. Neera: I think I'll stop casting spells and settle down in one spot to live a quiet and peaceful life. I mean, it's not like my entire personality revolves around the chaotic nature of my magic or anything!

    (I love you, Neera! <3)
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited October 2015
    Korax: Korax thinks you look very unappetizing today.
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    edited October 2015
    164: Sendai-
    Set the slaves free! Give them food and water, and then arm them before questing escorting them back to their home where we shall improve their standard of living and make life much easier for them!

    165: minsc-
    Swords are good but magic is best!
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