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  • VallmyrVallmyr Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,459
    False, such skills are beyond me.

    The next poster can fluently talk forwards!
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    False-er, I mean, eslaf-I mean, BLAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!111!

    Next poster knows what came first, the chicken or the egg.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    edited October 2016
    False, I only talk in non-Euclidean directions imperceptible to mammalian minds, forwards and backwards not among them.

    Edit: False, I know what came 0th, but not 1st.

    The next poster has never been imprisoned in my room and also believes @BGLover is hiding outside my house stealing my wireless internet in the bushes.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Thankfully false, otherwise I'd have to cast time stop on myself to retain my sanity.


    The next poster is proficient in using Bowties.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    False, although I tie a mean double Windsor.

    The next poster is mean and from Windsor.
  • PteranPteran Member Posts: 388
    False, I'm from Arizona.

    The next poster has never traveled outside of their home country.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    False, I left the U.S. for all of one weekend to see Canada. It looked a lot like Missouri.

    The next poster pronounces Missouri as "Missoura"
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    False. I pronounce it Misery. I have never been anywhere so humid in my life!!

    The next poster is humid.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    One of the many merits of being a pudding with the cold subtype.

    The next poster is such a human.
  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    True.

    The next person is not a non-human
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    False. The historically and culturally constructed concept of the human varies too much across time and place for me to be one without definitional quibbling reducing my assertion to mush.

    The next poster isn't anything.
  • TheElfTheElf Member Posts: 798
    False. Cogito Ergo Sumthing.

    The next poster likes early 20th century history.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Nope, nope. NOOOOPEEE.

    The next poster doesn't like history past the Middle Paleolithic.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    False, I'm a pretty big fan of the history of the evolution of bacteria, and the recent evolution of plastic eating bacteria is pretty fascinating. :D

    The next poster thinks "Cogitat, ergo eras." is more accurate than "Cogito, ergo sum."
  • TheElfTheElf Member Posts: 798
    False. I don't do Latin.

    The next poster doesn't get why people put bumper stickers on their cars saying who they'll vote for.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    False. I get why they do it, I just don't like doing it myself.

    Next has an 'I support zombies' bumper sticker on his/her car.
  • PteranPteran Member Posts: 388
    Nope, I'd never put a bumper sticker on my car.

    The next poster likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain!
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Throw in a thunderstorm and we have a deal.

    Seriously, the next poster is seriously unserious.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    True. I give a very serious impression, but underneath I am very serious about being unserious and just wanna do immature things and never grow up, so that makes me seriously unserious.

    The next person knows that there's no such thing as a double windsor, and that the abomination which is the half-windsor has become so common that is has become the "normal" windsor, thus removing the actual normal windsor from being the standard. This means that the windsor is now often referred to as the "double windsor", when in fact, it is merely a windsor.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    True, because an old friend of mine who followed a bunch of men's fashion blogs and youtube channels has made this point to me and in front of me to others that it's drilled into my brain forever even though it will never be applicable to me in any way.

    The next person wishes they had the skillset and raw talent to make their own clothes and make 'em look haute couture.
  • BGLoverBGLover Member Posts: 550
    False.

    The next poster knows where Ulaanbaatar is (without looking!).
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    edited October 2016
    True, it's in Mongolia (though I don't recognize your spelling and wonder if this is perhaps a trick question and that there's also something called "ulaanbaatar" in the like the sixth level of Hell?) and IIRC one of the filthiest cities in the world due to the massive amounts of charcoal kitchens etc polluting the air to such a degree that people die from just breathing.

    The next person can name Mongolia's famous "founding father" and the worlds greatest conquerer, as well as, the century he lived in without googling it first.


    Edit: jumpaposted by a bowl of 'taters!
  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    You just got ninja'd @Skatan

    Also false!

    Next person usually raid their neighbour's kitchen at 2.AM between Wednesday and Thursday, but feel guilty about it at Saturday.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    True, because I am a ninja.

    The next poster is wondering where his/her mashedtaters went at 2A.M.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    edited October 2016
    It's called jumpaposted @RelSundan!

    False (unless shiny utensils count, in that case it's true.)

    The next person has never been jumpaposted in this thread.


    Edit: Ffffff......!!!

  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    HAHAHA, I can't handle this.
  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    @mashedtaters true, I can't seem to find it somedays.

    The next person is fond of pulling Skatan's feathers.
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    ???? No.

    The next poster remember to save draft and refresh page before making a post, to evade ninjas.
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