Installed the Saerileth mod, took her along to the underdark just to cheat on her with Phaere and watch the 'chosen of Tyr' 15 yo paladin die on the spot from a broken heart. More of a necessary evil, satisfaction guaranteed.
I also let Imoen rot in Spellhold for 50+days one time until I was good and ready to go save her. Then let her stay behind as I already had Jan and didn't need a second rate thief around.
I allowed Uncle Lester to kill Nevin, then looted Nevin's corpse. Unfortunately the cheap sweater he inherited from his uncle wasn't lootable but I doubt it would have brought more than a few GP at the Adventurer's Mart anyway.
With all the talk of statues, I can't believe nobody's mentioned Jan Jansen's House of Garden Gnomes. I made him petrify his whole extended family...while Lissa is in the house. Then I left him as a statue outside the front door, kind of like a greeter.
LOL. My vote goes to @Cyteen for funniest worst thing done to an NPC.
Holy moly. I thought I was doing an okay evil, but after reading this thread I really have a lot to learn. I am taking notes, serious notes on this thread! Evil maestros, I salute you!
I just went to a new low. I went into NearInfinity and turned off the 'unsellable' flag on Aerie's Baby.
Just out of curiosity ... yep, just that! ... what did it sell for?
I had to set it to 1 gold or it wouldn't sell. And just as an aside, it weighs 10 lbs...no way does Aerie have the hips for a kid like that!
Damn... after going through all that during Shadows of Amn, all Irenicus had to do for some Bhaalspawn was fork over 1 gold.
But that would only be, like a QuarterBhaal...or QuarterSpawn...or something. The Diet Coke of Spawn...just not Bhaal enough? Forget it, I give up.
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Not only that, but he'd have a heck of a time getting the soul from a baby, kill all the shadow thieves he wants, I just don't think the baby would know any better to be affected by it.
I don't know why, but I have always found it funny to pick up Khalid & Jaheira at the Friendly Arm Inn and give Jaheira the "Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity" and boot them from the party.
I bungled the stealing of Adalon's eggs from the Despana estate, so the whole city went hostile. I tried to run away, but I got hit with a dispel magic. So, instead, I had Viconia bust out Protection From Evil 15' and drop a Gate near the city's entrance. The demon proceeded to massacre everything. Later, having forgotten where the Underdark exit is, I wandered back into Ust Natha, and the whole place was empty.
[...] In BG2:SoA, my Evil party was Fenris Melkior (Neutral Evil Cleric/Mage), Korgan, Viconia, Edwin, and Montaron. (There are no Evil Thieves in BG2, so I made an exact copy of Montaron from BG1, and brought him into the game when we’d completed Xzar's quest and obtained Monty's body.) A few of the nastier things we enjoyed:
* Left Tirdir in his shallow grave for over a month, with only a rotting corpse to eat * Gave the Rift Device Part to Gaal * The head Diseased One wouldn't talk to me while I held the unused Rift Device, so I got his attention by using it on him * Whiled away the idle time between quests by Backstabbing Good-aligned people that don't cost you Rep. for killing them (the Temple of Lathander was fun) * The Slaver Ship in the Slums is still running quite well. Why do I want to destroy a perfectly good operation? The best way is to take out their upper management (Guarded Compound) and fill the vacancy yourself. * I did free Hendak and the slaves, but only to get access to Bernard's better wares. Then I killed Hendak before he'd even killed Lehtinan, and Bernard still gives me the discount. Cool. * Sided with Bodhi, naturally. All the Thieves can be hurt with normal weapons, so our Arrows of Biting and Darts of Wounding inflicted a lot of pain on them before they died. * Killed Quallo's friend, then didn't even get Lilarcor * Betrayed Garren Windspear, then betrayed Firkraag, then killed Windspear * Drizzt and company were NOT prepared for Edwin casting Time Stop/Dragon's Breath * Summoned a Pit Fiend in a tavern here and there, just for the hell of it (wasn't as much fun as I’d been hoping for) * My Bag of Holding contains a lot of cool little keepsakes, including Wellyn's bear, Raissa's skin, those Dryads' acorns, Blackmist+4, and Inspector Aegisfield's body. * Killing the Elves in Suldenesselar doesn't hurt your Rep, but you only get 2000 EXP apiece.
Me, Korgan, Montaron, Viconia, Edwin. That's only 5 members. What about that empty 6th slot, you say? Ahhhhh. The open slot was used to take in each of the Good and Neutral NPCs, and one by one, absolutely destroy their lives. (The first thing I did with each one was dress them in pink and yellow.) Read on....
Mazzy: The manual says that if you get killed by a Shade, you become a Shade yourself. I tried that, but nothing special happened. I thought maybe they had to kill you by draining your STR, so I had her use a Cursed Scroll of Weakness. Still nothing. So I settled for having her die at the hands of Shadow Patrick and the Shade Lord. Valygar: Turned him in to Tolgerias, alive. Actual quote from Valygar when I handed him over: "No! Please! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" That just made me feel giggly all over. Keldorn: I have this great screenshot of Keldorn using his Detect Evil. Fenris Melkior- Evil. Viconia- Evil. Montaron- Evil. Edwin- Evil. Korgan- Evil. We're all glowing red. You'd think he would have suspected something was up. Sucker. Anyway, first we screwed up his family, and then—-get this—-we made him attack his fellow members of the Radiant Heart. This is tough to do, because as soon as any of them turn hostile to the party, Keldorn leaves, and turns on you. Also, you can't Charm him, because of his Inquisitor kit. So you're out of options.....unless you give him the Cursed Berserking Sword+3. He would have killed more than 3 of them if I'd remembered to have him drink an Oil of Speed, too. Minsc: Somewhere in the Temple Ruins, there is a Feebleminded squirrel. Somewhere...... (Not much difference, when you really think about it, though.) Yoshimo: I decided the cruelest way to deal with Yoshimo was not to take him to Spellhold, so his geas would take effect. "It hurts, and then you die." Heh, heh. But before I booted him, I Dualed him and put all of his points into Darts. Jan: He's a magic-user. He's insane. You know, they have a place for people like that.....it's called Spellhold. So I let him rot in the Government District prison for a month, then took him for a little boat ride. When we got inside, first I erased every spell in his book, then locked him into one of the cells. Ah, sweet incarceration. He could hope for rescue....except that I killed everyone in the Asylum, and the only 2 ways to get in are to use the Wardstone, or get committed by Desharik. Desharik's dead (doubly so), and I....forgot....where I dropped the wardstone. Was it in the Underdark somewhere? Hmm..... Imoen: What a little sissy! Gets all whiny and blubbery about her soul being taken. Look at me, I'm still whoopin' ass, what's the matter with you? Loser. I abandoned her in the last of the Testing Rooms under Spellhold, the one with the Cloak of Reflection and the 4 Apparitions. If you leave before she can talk to you, she's stuck there forever. Not bad. Nalia: I couldn't decide whether to Disintegrate her or lock her in a small room with her aunt. I eventually chose Disintegrate, as it had more of a sense of finality. Jaheira: Got her cursed by Baron Ployer, shot her reputation with the Harpers all to hell, and then took her to the Planar Prison, where I sealed her into one of the cells. (Send her in, destroy the Orb, kick her out, done.) Anomen: I admit it—I messed up with Anomen. I'd planned to make him fail his test, then when he goes Chaotic Neutral take him to Spellhold and give him the same treatment I wound up giving Jan. But I made the mistake of sending Keldorn on his rampage at the Radiant Heart BEFORE Anomen got tested. I only realized what had happened when I was in the Copper Coronet and Anomen went hostile. Oops. I had to switch to my backup plan of Contagion/Insect Plague/Imprisonment. (Okay, so I hacked in a scroll of Imprisonment, so sue me.) Aerie: Ah, Aerie. Sweet, naive, innocent little Aerie. First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull (damned Korgan won the drinking contest), and then we gave her the Rod of Terror and had her LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. In front of Quayle, of course. Cernd: I found a loophole which enabled me to poison the Druid Grove AND keep Cernd in my party afterwards. Go me. Then we went to Athkatla and did Cernd's quest, but we didn't actually rescue his baby, we just left it there on the floor. Then it was back to Trademeet, were we locked Cernd back up in his very own cell, but only after giving him some nice new equipment: The Bracers of Binding, Ring of Clumsiness and Ring of Folly. Then we went back, got the kid, tossed him into the pool of blood in Bodhi's lair and left him to drown. Haer'Dalis: A little Flesh to Stone action never hurts (well, it doesn't hurt ME), especially when it's in the Demonic Plane you visit in the Planar Sphere. [...]
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"There goes a truly evil man. Uncle Scratchy looks like a saint compared to him."
Not only that, but he'd have a heck of a time getting the soul from a baby, kill all the shadow thieves he wants, I just don't think the baby would know any better to be affected by it.
I completely annihilated an entire city.
Even the children.
I'm sure you'll all love the new trilogy.
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