@Troodon80 Great minds think alike? I did an unrealistic armor image search and that one popped up. I thought it just as ridiculous as a lot of stuff and either hadn't seen that one, or forgot about having seen it. On a related note, how do you make the image show up smaller? I only know how to link to the original, which retains dimensions.
I was looking at the deviantart gallery of the last artist. (Jordan Kerbow http://nadrojwobrek.deviantart.com/gallery/) I know 2 things now 1) his art is pretty, sexy and dashing 2) ...and absolutely unrealistic and practically a gold mine of pictures and sassy comments.
"Bikini armor is the best armor" "Preach it sister." "I attack from the distance. I don't need armor, when I have my Butt+1" "I actually quite like this one. Aaaaaalmost realistic, just for the boob window, but still looks pretty." "I am absolutely perfectly protected...from attacks going on my left shoulder." "This one is my favourite. It's called 'Lost' and I would add '...and freezing!' " "You wanna know how this stays on?"
by g-manbg Stupid and cray armor by CPUCore Another stupid armor by ChihiroVI In the Mountains, in the snow… half naked. How about "NOPE!"? by Virtus2Dios This could have been a kickass pic without the armor gaps by unrealsmoker Why the HE-hockeysticks is she wearing a bikini top and a half skirt as armor? by Yamajoyce That armor is based on… a lotus? And covers almost NOTHING. by AniaMitura 2 seconds away from a wardrobe malfunction….
by Shafiqur My that outfit looks… cold. by StefanoMarinetti That looks impossibly uncomfortable to fight in, not to mention suffering significant coverage gaps. Because nothing says, "I got this armor on the cheap!" like completely mismatching EVERYTHING by Venus-Vanguard Impractical Front… by Venus-Vanguard AND back! by Kervala and OSK-Studio How… does that even stay on? Sovereign Glue? by AnthonyFoti I… am stunned speechless. Pasties aren't armor! by marianomanowar Guys… you aren't even trying, are you? by Kervala and OSK-Studio All dress… no undies! by Kervala and OSK-Studios I… ay ay ay ai ai! by Kervala and OSK-Studio Fur Armor, it says… yeah, there is no such thing, and here, we can see WHY. by Carlfolmerart An embarrassing coverage gap by Staino Another Barbarian who thinks her chest, shoulders and knees are the only things that really need protection…
by Kervala and OSK-Studio How… does that even stay on? Sovereign Glue?
Part of me appreciates that he included pubic hair on his picture (as most artists seem to believe women are a hairless enigma down below), yet a larger part of me feels offended that he drew her armor so low that he even needed to include said hair.
remember what i said earlier if you question how something stays on just remember the adhesive properties of frozen nipples *nod nod* everyone has them in the cold according to some of the armors on here
I remember a long while back in a topic I made how today's fantasy art looks too much like anime and cartoons violated eachother to produce cheap looking fantasy art that no longer have any soul/hand-drawn(no computer interface), and plain out boring now.
by revois Wide open belly= "Gut me here!" by HitmanN I'll let you know my opinion of this when I stop throwing up… by luciferous Every breastplate needs a boob shelf! by inbalfeldman Warrior? In her dreams! by Chadwick-J-Coleman Um… how does her dress *not* fall down?
I have one here that might lighten your mood up a bit. by http://mabuart.deviantart.com/ I like this piece of art. Quite realistic and still beautiful.
@Southpaw I have an entire thread of good pics over in the Fan Creations board. "LadyRhian's too many pictures for any thread"
And I just ran into this pic tonight. Topless, but embraced by branches… by Felipe-Pagliuso I'd say naked, but you can't see her from the waist down.
by youngjunechoi "Guardian of the Forest" is asking for thorns and poison ivy/oak in very uncomfortable places! by ayyasap (Does the whole "Spock eyebrow" thing) by boobrepli (I kid you not) This expression is how I feel at the "Brokeback" pose and women with boobs bigger than their heads. In this case, it's both. And gods, my back aches in sympathy!
You'll like this - there's a new installment of the Might&Magic series coming up and the devs present new classes on their blog. Last revelation was a Blade Dancer - an elf that fights without armour. They even lampshade this in the accompanying text: "They make good use of their elven evasion bonus and their combat style is full of rhythm, hence the name Bladedancer. Also, male Blade Dancers are as scantily clad as the female ones. "
Notice how my female warrior is not scantily clad. She's actually wearing armor that protects her entire body. The only time you may see some flesh is when I have her take her helm off. It does get hot wearing that all day.
Notice how my female warrior is not scantily clad. She's actually wearing armor that protects her entire body. The only time you may see some flesh is when I have her take her helm off. It does get hot wearing that all day.
Skyrim is very good about clothing their women, and their men for that matter. I guess they figure if you're gonna run around killing dragons, you should probably wear something to protect yourself.
Except, of course, for the awkward glitch of the messenger delivering a letter to you whenever you Shout inside a city, and he shows up in his undies. I mean, come on Bethesda. The messenger's not even hot! :P
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"Can you imagine how much wearing this hurts?"
(Jordan Kerbow http://nadrojwobrek.deviantart.com/gallery/)
I know 2 things now
1) his art is pretty, sexy and dashing
2) ...and absolutely unrealistic and practically a gold mine of pictures and sassy comments.
"Bikini armor is the best armor"
"Preach it sister."
"I attack from the distance. I don't need armor, when I have my Butt+1"
"I actually quite like this one. Aaaaaalmost realistic, just for the boob window, but still looks pretty."
"I am absolutely perfectly protected...from attacks going on my left shoulder."
"This one is my favourite. It's called 'Lost' and I would add '...and freezing!' "
"You wanna know how this stays on?"
by http://mabuart.deviantart.com/
I like this piece of art. Quite realistic and still beautiful.
And I just ran into this pic tonight. Topless, but embraced by branches…
I'd say naked, but you can't see her from the waist down.
I believe that would be the purpose of the three dozen belts :P
Last revelation was a Blade Dancer - an elf that fights without armour. They even lampshade this in the accompanying text:
"They make good use of their elven evasion bonus and their combat style is full of rhythm, hence the name Bladedancer. Also, male Blade Dancers are as scantily clad as the female ones.
First pic: *So* not safe for work- http://www.deviantart.com/art/Dragonmaster2-431285062
Except, of course, for the awkward glitch of the messenger delivering a letter to you whenever you Shout inside a city, and he shows up in his undies. I mean, come on Bethesda. The messenger's not even hot! :P