Baldurs Gate Meme Thread II: Enhanced Edition (Careful, everyone, SPOILERS!)

HalfOrcBeastmaster

Ah, the punnery again. But is this latest batch not a bit mature for this forum?

ThacoBell

I feel confident that we have not broken PG-13 rules.

Sjerrie

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

Sjerrie said:

Or summons a bigger fish. (Darth and Droids reference)

Nimran

*tries not to imagine Bhaal sleeping with a fish*

BillyYank

Nimran said:

*tries not to imagine Bhaal sleeping with a fish*

After Cyric got through with him, he slept with the fishes.

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

BillyYank said:

Nimran said:

*tries not to imagine Bhaal sleeping with a fish*

After Cyric got through with him, he slept with the fishes.

BillyYank said:

Nimran said:

*tries not to imagine Bhaal sleeping with a fish*

After Cyric got through with him, he slept with the fishes.

He and Mystra.

God

I'm not sure but I think I recall Ao mentioned something about a Mystra sleping with an @elminster. So, obviously, she's had worse.

Buttercheese

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

HalfOrcBeastmaster said:

Ah, the punnery again. But is this latest batch not a bit mature for this forum?

The bhaals are inert.

SharGuidesMyHand

My attempt at a meme:

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

SharGuidesMyHand said:

My attempt at a meme:

Good one.

''unzips pants''.

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

Buttercheese

When you roll a 1 on your perform check:

Sjerrie

@Buttercheese or is it secretly a 20..? "Death by 52 papercuts" does sound like a bard ability imho.

Buttercheese

You know, I thought of that, but I think the perform skill is mainly about not killing people >.>

Sjerrie

Point taken. Though I do remember at least one rpg having either a class or passive innate skill called "glorious fool", which does exactly that... xD

deltago

Buttercheese said:

You know, I thought of that, but I think the perform skill is mainly about not killing people >.>

Unless being used in a gladiator ring.

Buttercheese

I wouldn't recommend doing card tricks in a gladiator ring, but maybe that's just me.

ThacoBell

Buttercheese said:

I wouldn't recommend doing card tricks in a gladiator ring, but maybe that's just me.

*Ahem*
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Buttercheese

German town names be like

Montresor_SP

Town names in Norway be like




Edit: Looks like the first picture has sunk into the ground...

ShapiroKeatsDarkMage

Montresor_SP

mlnevese

Montresor_SP

The Return to Human Form spell was interrupted when I took damage from being The Slayer and I couldn't end the Slayer transformation. Game Over scene in 5...4...3...

Anduin

mlnevese said:

But if you offer me dead Broccoli I may consider... Letting you live after only a very slight maiming?

...

Actually I tottally disagree with this post. It is actually the loss of blood that kills most people when they meet me a Lich, demi or semi-skimmed.

Sjerrie

Demiliches?

mlnevese

How to identify who in your group has the higher wisdom score...

JuliusBorisov

Well, a nice hit with a dandy torch will be quite deadly, even not to mention a possible fire effect.