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It all started because of poor taste in HEADWEAR...

AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
edited January 2014 in Off-Topic
As a Gnome I am reluctant to revert to the stereotypical rosy cheek and red hat. However it is Christmas... And green just does not suit me...

Anyway...

What do you think...

EDIT: Read on... Someone will die... Who will it be?
  1. Can you take me seriously in this hat? A pointless poll...55 votes
    1. I love the hat darling! It is SOOOOOO you. And SOOOOO Christmassy!
      30.91%
    2. Take the darn hat off. Humbug!
        9.09%
    3. Aren't you a mummie? Where are your bandages that cover your face?
      14.55%
    4. AAAAAAAGH! YOUR FACE ! Put the bandages back on. PUT THEM BACK ON ! ! !
      10.91%
    5. I have no idea what is going on...
      34.55%
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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited November 2013
    Bah humbug!...its still november. Its not Christmas yet!
  • ChildofBhaal599ChildofBhaal599 Member Posts: 1,781
    maybe wait until after thanksgiving though :)
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    I just looked into a mirror...

    ...

    First day of advent. Every church has lit a candle as there is only 4 Sundays before Christmas...
  • Mrpenfold666Mrpenfold666 Member Posts: 428
    ....whut? :P
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    edited November 2013
    I thought we'd have a Mr. Anduin, the Christmas Mummy.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Taken from that Southpark song...

    We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
    And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
    But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
    Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

    Mr. Anduin the Christmas Mummie!
    Small and Gnomie, he don't taste yummie,
    Wrapped in bandages here he comes!
    Squeeze him between your festive buns!

    ...

    Wrong on so many levels... Just wrong...
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    It can't be wrong if it feels so right.
  • FlashburnFlashburn Member Posts: 1,847
    You know, I think later on I'm going to make a thread either here or in Fan Creations where I ask people to post, and then put a Santa hat on their avatar.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    edited November 2013
    BTW I disrespectfully disagree that this poll was pointless. I was eagerly awaiting the result after voting.
    Disappointed with the Three Scrooges. Bah humbug to you!
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  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    I have thoughtfully gazed upon your headwear and came to the conclusion that it gives you a very noble aura. However, I feel it would compliment your facial features even better if you pulled it further down, so the fluffy white rim touches your chin.
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    ...or your boots.
  • OneAngryMushroomOneAngryMushroom Member Posts: 564
    You know what, It's not even worth the effort. Keep the hat, but don't come crying to me when the next person who wears it gets mummy rot from it...
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    @Pecca: I'm requesting a Christmas gift for @Anduin to be included in your staff mod. A black staff with a white cauliflower on it, a regular +3 weapon, but +7 vs. broccoli. Is that possible? I think it would complete Anduin's seasonal look.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    KidCarnival said:

    @Pecca: I'm requesting a Christmas gift for @Anduin to be included in your staff mod. A black staff with a white cauliflower on it, a regular +3 weapon, but +7 vs. broccoli. Is that possible? I think it would complete Anduin's seasonal look.

    Add some mischievous mistletoe for the giggles
  • PeccaPecca Member Posts: 2,218
    Poor broccoli... It's always the broccoli. :(
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    KidCarnival said:

    @Pecca: I'm requesting a Christmas gift for @Anduin to be included in your staff mod. A black staff with a white cauliflower on it, a regular +3 weapon, but +7 vs. broccoli. Is that possible? I think it would complete Anduin's seasonal look.

    What an awesome suggestion @KidCarnival ! Cauliflower needs to a weapon of goodness to mash the evil Broccoli.

    Just like Demons and Devils, the Cauli and Broccoli will battle for eternity...

    ...

    Please @Pecca ! PLEASE!

    ...

    This thread has developed beyond my control...
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    ...@Anduin - I suspect a mole here. Or worse...a broccoli-worshipper!
  • PeccaPecca Member Posts: 2,218
    Nay, you don't worship what you eat... hopefully. I'm merely the one of the balance.
  • PeccaPecca Member Posts: 2,218
    Awwww, so cute.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    *Anduin advances bravely towards the towering green cliff like edifice that is the Greater Demon Broccoli, alone*

    A mummies gotta do, what a mummies gotta do... Right Broccoli... Prepare to be blended...

    *Anduin pulls out a whisk and waves it in a menacing manner*
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    * @Southpaw pulls out a bottle with a rag in it and ignites the rag. *
    ...wait, that's not a molotov cocktail or a flaming oil!
    The bottle is completely different !
    ...there seems to be a label on it...
    Right...ehm...
    ...(sigh)...
    * @Southpaw obviously pulls out a Bottle of Garlic Dressing(TM), sets the rag on fire and throws it at the Broccoli Monster.
    Then, never mind his own safety, jumps at one of the lower stalks and bites it.*
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