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  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013
    @KidCarnival a truck I made besides a minifig. I can prove now I am female, because I haven't casted Remove Curse yet and the duration of the Wild Surge's effect ran out of time.
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    The pix looks horrible because I took them with the (damned) camera of and iPad 2. BAATOR BE DAMNED, I AM ANGRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY, AND I WANT TO EXPRESS MY ANGER!!
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520

    Looks like its that time of the month :O

    "Now let's not talk about this!"

    "Yup, it's that time of the month that girls don't like to talk about. When all the priestesses and sorceresses start losing all of their power."

    "*grabs collar of shirt* How does a guy with the brains of a jellyfish know all about 'that time of the month!?'"

    "Well I may not know everything, but I do know some stuff."

    "Well when we have the moment you can tell me everything you know, but right now, TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS."

    "I don't know what you're getting so excited about..."

    "... *releases him*"

    "When I was a boy, I knew a woman who would tell fortunes. On some days of the month, she'd have to close her shop. When I asked her why she did it, she told me, 'It's that time of the month'."

    "So does that time...of the month mean something special?"


    "..."

    "YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?"


    Bonus points to anyone who knows the reference. :P
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    I know about it because this one time my friend Edwin and I found this scroll and a month later...
  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    Um, I could tell you a story about a girl I dated who had a poor reaction to Orthotricyclen, but... I don't think you need to hear it.

    It lasted for two weeks nonstop.


    ANYhow, how about them Yonkers, eh? Or was it Yankers? They do something with sticks and balls and bases and homeruns. I heard about it in an alternate dimension. ::shrug::
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    And I thought nobody would give a single catch on the bad joke I made :P
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    @CrevsDaak
    I was actually a huge fan of Legos as a kid as well!
    My friend and I built this incredible castle town one summer. We put four castles at the corners, surrounded the town with walls, and one of the giant castles in the middle. We then built a stables, a marketplace a barracks and a open area in the four corners. It was so awesome. We wanted to submit it to lego magazine but we broke the camera :/
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013

    @CrevsDaak
    I was actually a huge fan of Legos as a kid as well!/

    Well, the difference is, that I still being, both a LEGO fan and, well, not kid but still underage :P
    I did'mt built castle, I liked making secrets sects, tyrannts, secret bases, spies, guns, expriments, high fantasy thingies like a dragon with Darth Vader on top, modified creanes throwing rocks and TNT, well, and I won't forgot to mention the flying cars, ghost, wizards, undeads, pools of acid and lava, swords, many other things too, like mad wizards, and then, well, rock monsters eating people, mutant dinosaurs eating people too, those types of games included miniature talking dinosaurs (no joking), more flying cars, force shilds, MORE force shilds, guns, power guns, X rays, C rays, M rays (I created those), sensor that sensed time holes (and were so expensive that only one was built in the whole world), temperature sensitive missiles, tanks changing to robots that flew, giant action figures named BIONICLE getting like a Chaos spells in Baldur's Gate (what means, I use the Bionicles to crush you army, no save and you can't use a Bionicle like I did), then, well, giant walls of two bricks highas the great chinese wall (but it was like three meter long), and well, I won't forgot to mention those thousands of times Ihad to pickup every! Single! Minifig! And! Every! Signgle! Brick! After! Playing! And destroying! Everything! But, I still playing with LEGO, I unbuild some things, create a giant new thing, and then the same happens, over and over, till I get bored and I end up building the original model again.

    EDIT: This all of text give +4 all protection against people wanting to look under my skirt loke *cough* @Southpaw *cough cough* ahem @LordRumfish *cough cough* and *cough cough cough cough cough* @KidCarnival with his many Beholderkin-super-X-ray-possesor-eyes *cough cough*.
  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    @CrevsDaak Wait, you're underage?

    Maybe you should put on some more clothes, that pink lingerie seems pretty risque now. I promise I won't try to look under your skirt either. Just because you're Lego Lass doesn't mean we can't treat you like a lady. ^_~
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @LordRumfish yes, but that does not means that all the jokes have to end, I was really liking them as I have a nice sense of humor. And, well, I was also expecting a thing like "hell, what have I done!" From some of you :P
    And also being underage don't changes anything, as I said I enjoy making and hearing jokes, and it is damned too hot to get more clothes on (don't think what I thought you are going to think, just sayin' that here we are in summer, so, also because, y'know, I am hot (and she is so cold! The Rolling Stones FTW!). Like Ignus :P yeah, I've been burned several times, just never try to eat a flaming sword while bathing in a pool full of kerosen :P
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013


    ANYhow, how about them Yonkers, eh? Or was it Yankers? They do something with sticks and balls and bases and homeruns. I heard about it in an alternate dimension. ::shrug::

    Those were Y'ON THEY ARE CLEAN!!!!!! Abbreviated YONYRKLEEANS :P and I once ate a shoe, it tasted bad. But smelled worst.

    EDIT: Another great thing to hear is that I've finished school for this year, and vacations last 3 months long :D I really need to get BG2:EE!
  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    You say it's summer there? You must be a world away... or perhaps a multiverse. Wait, have I dimension-hopped again? Where was that nice fellow with the TARDIS?
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @LordRumfish well, they don't call me the Walker of Planes only because I like eating shoes.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Lego-Lass Romance Mod is in the works
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Southpaw said:

    * tries to peek under @CrevsDaak 's skirt. ...WHY IS IT PINK?

    CrevsDaak said:

    both a LEGO fan and, well, not kid but still underage :P

    @CrevsDaak Wait, you're underage?

    ... I think its time we all




    *hide in shadows, cast expeditious retreat*

  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155

    Lego-Lass Romance Mod is in the works

    I can work on a mod. But just only items and thing like that.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Pink Brassiere of Defense, AC 4
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @booinyoureyes AC9 with luck. It is only a very thin clothe :P
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    How Lewd!
  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    OK, but it should have other magical benefits, like +2 Charisma and charm person 1/day like the nymph cloak.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013
    Now, follow this freakin' link to the Modding category where I want to host the damned mod I created.
    I am damn to lazy to make something else. I made a Staff +20 against Broccoli and +99 damage against Broccoli. And the famous AC 9 bracers. their file names are PLAT01.ITM for the Bracers and STAF01.ITM for the damned staff. You can get these items in candle keep by killing a Watcher. I recommend starting a new game with a MAGE, MALE, NAMED CREVS DAAK, and you will laugh like no one else.


    And then, which of these portrait fits Imoen me better?
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    OR these one
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    THE LINK TO THE DAMNED BAATORISH MOD: http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/26619
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  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    Well the top one looks more obviously feminine, so... the top one.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164

    OK, but it should have other magical benefits, like +2 Charisma and charm person 1/day like the nymph cloak.

    HAH. Nymph Cloak.
  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    mlnevese said:

    It's so good to see that the levels of insanity are returning to normal in the forums :)


    Like me ma always said "If everyone idn't batguano crazy, 'ow can ye trust 'em?"
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    mlnevese said:

    It's so good to see that the levels of insanity are returning to normal in the forums :)

    @mlnevese Not sure what your implying?

    Anyway... as your here... Do you think duck tape is a good replacement for linen bandages in the fire fearing modern mummie of today?

    Just not too sure... It's so... Futuristic...

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    @Anduin Nahhh Silver tape is the key for everything... seriously, just watch the Mythbusters...
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    @CrevsDaak - the above one is nicer.

    @Anduin - the duct tape is gooooood * mutters while duct-taping a small rodent to @Anduin's back *
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Southpaw said:

    @CrevsDaak - the above one is nicier.

    Because you can see more tits :P no? You pervy mind flyer!! Well, I like that more too :P
    Southpaw said:


    @Anduin - the duct tape is gooooood * mutters while duct-taping a small rodent to @Anduin's back *

    And that was random, really @Southpaw, you shouldn't stick @booinyoureyes in that wall! Wait, it is a wall or it is @Anduin? :P
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    @Booinyoureyes has got my back... And I've got his... Errm... Entire body stuck to me... We keep each other safe!

    Have you not seen a hip flask or pocket book with a hole in it, with the owner proudly saying how it stopped a bullet, arrow, spear. @Booinyoureyes serves a similar purpose. Bless him.
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