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What kind of balls do you like most?

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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    I know some of my country bumpkin friends like them mountain oysters. ;)
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,580
    reedmilfam said:

    Big balls


    I'm upper, upper class high society
    God's gift to ballroom notoriety
    And I always fill my ballroom
    The event is never small
    the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

    I've got big balls
    I've got big balls
    And they're such big balls
    fancy big balls
    And he's got big balls,
    And she's got big balls,
    But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

    And my balls are always bouncing
    My ballroom always full
    And everybody cums and cums again
    If your name is on the guest list
    No one can take you higher
    Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they're held for pleasure,
    They're the balls that I like best.
    And my balls are always bouncing,
    To the left and to the right.
    It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

    Courtsy of: AC/DC

    I thought of this song as soon as I saw the title of this thread.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Fireballs are wicked!
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    elminster said:

    Fireballs are wicked!

    Especially when they are shot from the crotch of immortal wizards. :p

  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
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  • laptopman666laptopman666 Member Posts: 283
    giggity giggity goo
  • karnor00karnor00 Member Posts: 680
    Every time I see this thread I think Chocolate Salty Balls.
  • DungeonnoobDungeonnoob Member Posts: 315
    edited September 2014
    Bassballs!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozyug2H5-w4
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Shandyr said:

    ^ That reminds me of a certain forum member. Don't know why. What was his name again? :tongue:

    I think it was Karen.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Nimran said:

    Shandyr said:

    ^ That reminds me of a certain forum member. Don't know why. What was his name again? :tongue:

    I think it was Karen.
    Karen? I'm a bloke!
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited February 2015
    in lancashire? a stones throw from yorkshire?


    also here are my balls

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  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    When I get into a new apartment and am closer to a place I can get tables, I am sooo getting a crystal ball for decoration. I think it'll go under my "Fame and Reputation" Bagua.
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    Cheeseballs, DUH.
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    @wubble: Because Pokéballs ain't made of cheese, yo.
  • SmilingSwordSmilingSword Member Posts: 827
    Oddballs are generally fun people, but you got yo respect the balls of solid brass.

    She's Got Balls: by the Cramps

    Miss mascara monster
    Waitin' at the end of the road
    Murder in make-up
    Inbred outlaw code
    Ass whippin' woman
    Understood overload

    She's got balls
    She's got balls
    Solid brass
    Like the Taj Majal

    They call her skinny benzine
    When pushin' pills comes to shove
    All the boys are hooked
    There's a logjam around her love
    Thin as piss on a plate
    And high as the sky above

    She's got balls
    She's got balls
    Solid brass
    Like the Taj Majal

    Yeah here she comes
    That draggin' lady godiva
    Yeah, ya better not blink
    When she goes freightin' by ya
    Burnin' nitro meth
    Naked, faster, higher

  • MoradinMoradin Member Posts: 372
    I like my meatballs the way I like my orcs. Crushed to a pulp and washed down with a swig of some strong, dwarven ale.
  • joluvjoluv Member Posts: 2,137
    @Moradin You eat orcs? Unsanitary.
  • MoradinMoradin Member Posts: 372
    joluv said:

    @Moradin You eat orcs? Unsanitary.

    Boil 'em first. Secret's in the seasoning.
    Acourse, t'only good thing 'bout the smelly bastards is them cheeks. Rest you can leave to th' crows.
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