Shag: Maybe Viconia.. Just to understand what the fuss is about. Marry: Jaheira. She's smart - it wouldnt be a boring relationship. But pretty intimate too I believe. Runner up: Aerie Kill: Dorn. He is an evil bugger after all.
Viconia, Aerie, Jaheira, and Neera are my options since I'm a straight dood.
Shag: Viconia. That would be pretty hawt. Marry: Jaheira. She's most emotionally stable and mature and such. Kill: Aerie. Sorry Aerie but I'm definitely not marrying you and shagging you would probably be the worst.
If I'm supposed to include Neera she would go in the "shag" category.
Shag: CN Anomen (like @Twani said, hot) Marry: Rasaad (give him some more brain cells and he'd be just the type of guy I like in RL) Kill: Hexxat (I'm in Chapter 3 so far, and she's shown no signs of developing a personality other than mopey Ms. Vampirepants. She seems to want to die already anyway.)
However... Shag: Rasaad Marry: LG Anomen Kill: Still Hexxat
Shag: Viconia. Dem drows. Marry: Either Jaheira or Aerie would work. Kill: Neera. I wouldn't kill her, though. More liked "friend-zoned into oblivion."
Shag: Haer'Dalis - would probably be a decent one-night-stand but I dunno if I'd want to put up with him long-term :P Marry: Rasaad - cause he's flippin' adorable and totally the sort if guy you'd bring home to meet the parents (assuming the parents were somewhat normal and not-dead. Sorry Charname). Kill: Dorn - cause
btw, straight males cannot choose Anomen! Too easy a choice then.
mwahahaha, I always wanted to be the cruel, evil Dungeon Master! Finally my time!
The day comes when Tia, er, Boo will point and click!
TYRION WILL POINT AND CLICK!!!
Categories/girls SHAG Marry Kill Viconia Neera Hexxat (she's a vampire, and I hate the Lamia) Aerie Aerie (I desipe her) Jaheira Imoen Imoen (so I can become the Lord of Murder) Nalia Nalia
@booinyoureyes why not? :P I mean, she cute and, well... You know.... BG's female human thief appearance... Those game screen tits are like XXL. In this case I am the Lord of Chaos.
I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people! lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.
If it was only BG1: Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!") Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day) Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)
@silverstar this may be embarrassing... but what is "snoo snoo"? Google was inconclusive. Something about amazons having sex in space...
It's a reference to an episode of Futurama, where a bunch of guys land on a planet populated by huge, busty amazons. Snu Snu is their term for sex, and the men are sentenced to death by snu snu, to their rapidly alternating horror and delight.
@silverstar this may be embarrassing... but what is "snoo snoo"? Google was inconclusive. Something about amazons having sex in space...
It's a reference to an episode of Futurama, where a bunch of guys land on a planet populated by huge, busty amazons. Snu Snu is their term for sex, and the men are sentenced to death by snu snu, to their rapidly alternating horror and delight.
It's not the sex that kills them. It's the shattered pelvis
I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people! lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.
If it was only BG1: Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!") Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day) Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)
BG1... hmmm...
Shag: Safana Marry: Skie Kill: Faldorn (it's just saving you the trouble later).
If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.
I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people! lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.
If it was only BG1: Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!") Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day) Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)
BG1... hmmm...
Shag: Safana Marry: Skie Kill: Faldorn (it's just saving you the trouble later).
If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.
Honestly, I'd have picked Hexxat to kill if I thought a heterosexual guy was allowed to. Not because she's a lesbian, but because of that afro.
Only one person, male or female, can pull off an afro and look good. And Hexxat is not Bob Marley.
@crevsdaak you would shag Imoen 0.o Usually I'd be opposed because, well, she's your sister...but in this case... you are Imoen
How is it worse than fratricide? In BG you spend most the game hunting down your brother and ultimately killing him. Don't even get me started on ToB... :P
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Marry: Jaheira. She's smart - it wouldnt be a boring relationship. But pretty intimate too I believe. Runner up: Aerie
Kill: Dorn. He is an evil bugger after all.
Marry: Jaheira.
Kill: Aerie.
Shag: Viconia. That would be pretty hawt.
Marry: Jaheira. She's most emotionally stable and mature and such.
Kill: Aerie. Sorry Aerie but I'm definitely not marrying you and shagging you would probably be the worst.
If I'm supposed to include Neera she would go in the "shag" category.
Marry: Rasaad (give him some more brain cells and he'd be just the type of guy I like in RL)
Kill: Hexxat (I'm in Chapter 3 so far, and she's shown no signs of developing a personality other than mopey Ms. Vampirepants. She seems to want to die already anyway.)
However...
Shag: Rasaad
Marry: LG Anomen
Kill: Still Hexxat
Marry: Aerie (a loyal sweetheart)
Shag: Viconia (hot, but too evil to keep around)
Kill: Neera (an ungrateful b-tch! )
When playing as a female:
Marry: Rasaad (same reason as Aerie)
Shag: Dorn (same reason as Viconia)
Kill: Anomen (same reason as Neera)
Shag: Dorn. Mmm, Dorn.
Marry: Probably Rasaad.
Kill: Anomen. Twice.
But, if I was male...
Shag: Viconia. Dem drows.
Marry: Either Jaheira or Aerie would work.
Kill: Neera. I wouldn't kill her, though. More liked "friend-zoned into oblivion."
Okay, I'll stop now. >_>;;
Marry: Rasaad - cause he's flippin' adorable and totally the sort if guy you'd bring home to meet the parents (assuming the parents were somewhat normal and not-dead. Sorry Charname).
Kill: Dorn - cause
he's a bit pale, no?
Totally not saying the straight guys saying "kill Dorn" are cheating in any way...
Usually I'd be opposed because, well, she's your sister...but in this case... you are Imoen
In this case I am the Lord of Chaos.
I was going to do this anyway
lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.
If it was only BG1:
Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!")
Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day)
Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)
Shag: Safana
Marry: Skie
Kill: Faldorn (it's just saving you the trouble later).
If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.
Only one person, male or female, can pull off an afro and look good. And Hexxat is not Bob Marley.