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Shag, Marry, Kill: The Baldur's Gate Version

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  • AristilliusAristillius Member Posts: 873
    Shag: Maybe Viconia.. Just to understand what the fuss is about.
    Marry: Jaheira. She's smart - it wouldnt be a boring relationship. But pretty intimate too I believe. Runner up: Aerie
    Kill: Dorn. He is an evil bugger after all.
  • ThrasymachusThrasymachus Member Posts: 915
    Shag: Viconia, Neera.
    Marry: Jaheira.
    Kill: Aerie.
  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    edited January 2014
    Viconia, Aerie, Jaheira, and Neera are my options since I'm a straight dood.

    Shag: Viconia. That would be pretty hawt.
    Marry: Jaheira. She's most emotionally stable and mature and such.
    Kill: Aerie. Sorry Aerie but I'm definitely not marrying you and shagging you would probably be the worst.

    If I'm supposed to include Neera she would go in the "shag" category.
  • AutequiAutequi Member Posts: 403
    Shag: CN Anomen (like @Twani said, hot)
    Marry: Rasaad (give him some more brain cells and he'd be just the type of guy I like in RL)
    Kill: Hexxat (I'm in Chapter 3 so far, and she's shown no signs of developing a personality other than mopey Ms. Vampirepants. She seems to want to die already anyway.)

    However...
    Shag: Rasaad
    Marry: LG Anomen
    Kill: Still Hexxat

  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,584
    When playing as a male:

    Marry: Aerie (a loyal sweetheart)
    Shag: Viconia (hot, but too evil to keep around)
    Kill: Neera (an ungrateful b-tch! )


    When playing as a female:

    Marry: Rasaad (same reason as Aerie)
    Shag: Dorn (same reason as Viconia)
    Kill: Anomen (same reason as Neera)
  • WolkWolk Member Posts: 279

    "friend-zoned into oblivion."

    I know that feel... poor Neera :(
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164


    Shag: Dorn. Mmm, Dorn.

    0.o :O
  • SylphSylph Member Posts: 210
    Shag: Haer'Dalis - would probably be a decent one-night-stand but I dunno if I'd want to put up with him long-term :P
    Marry: Rasaad - cause he's flippin' adorable and totally the sort if guy you'd bring home to meet the parents (assuming the parents were somewhat normal and not-dead. Sorry Charname).
    Kill: Dorn - cause
    it's inevitable anyways *shrug*
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164


    Shag: Dorn. Mmm, Dorn.

    0.o :O
    Once you get past the jutting teeth, what's not to like?
    :D
    he's a bit pale, no?
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251


    :D
    he's a bit pale, no?

    That all depends on the portrait you use for him.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014

    @scary_wizard you must choose b/w Aerie and Neera

    btw, straight males cannot choose Anomen! Too easy a choice then.

    mwahahaha, I always wanted to be the cruel, evil Dungeon Master! Finally my time!

    The day comes when Tia, er, Boo will point and click!

    TYRION WILL POINT AND CLICK!!!

    Categories/girls SHAG Marry Kill
    Viconia
    Neera
    Hexxat (she's a vampire, and I hate the Lamia)
    Aerie Aerie (I desipe her)
    Jaheira
    Imoen Imoen (so I can become the Lord of Murder)
    Nalia Nalia
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    @crevsdaak you would shag Imoen 0.o
    Usually I'd be opposed because, well, she's your sister...but in this case... you are Imoen
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    @silverstar this may be embarrassing... but what is "snoo snoo"? Google was inconclusive. Something about amazons having sex in space...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @booinyoureyes why not? :P I mean, she cute and, well... You know.... BG's female human thief appearance... Those game screen tits are like XXL.
    In this case I am the Lord of Chaos.
  • elementelement Member Posts: 833
    kill hexxat.....
    I was going to do this anyway
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people!
    lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.

    If it was only BG1:
    Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!")
    Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day)
    Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)
  • CoutelierCoutelier Member Posts: 1,282

    @silverstar this may be embarrassing... but what is "snoo snoo"? Google was inconclusive. Something about amazons having sex in space...

    It's a reference to a Futurama episode, 'Amazon Women In The Mood'.
  • SylphSylph Member Posts: 210
    Onestep said:

    @silverstar this may be embarrassing... but what is "snoo snoo"? Google was inconclusive. Something about amazons having sex in space...

    It's a reference to an episode of Futurama, where a bunch of guys land on a planet populated by huge, busty amazons. Snu Snu is their term for sex, and the men are sentenced to death by snu snu, to their rapidly alternating horror and delight.
    It's not the sex that kills them. It's the shattered pelvis :D
  • CoutelierCoutelier Member Posts: 1,282

    I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people!
    lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.

    If it was only BG1:
    Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!")
    Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day)
    Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)

    BG1... hmmm...

    Shag: Safana
    Marry: Skie
    Kill: Faldorn (it's just saving you the trouble later).

    If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.

  • OnestepOnestep Member Posts: 225
    edited January 2014
    Coutelier said:

    I've noticed a lot of straight dudes saying they'd kill Hexxat...no means no people!
    lol. If we are choosing ANY female for straight guys, then I guess I'd have to agree.

    If it was only BG1:
    Shag: Safana (little explanation needed. Branwen was considered, but she may kill me by accident "By Valkour's strapping buttocks!")
    Marry: Alora (She and Aerie remind me of my girlfriend. Must admit Dynaheir's voice is super sexy, and I almost chose her but... I don't wanna be cockblocked by Minsc all day)
    Kill: SKIE (just... go away. Almost Faldorn but evil druid>spoiled brat.)

    BG1... hmmm...

    Shag: Safana
    Marry: Skie
    Kill: Faldorn (it's just saving you the trouble later).

    If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.

    Honestly, I'd have picked Hexxat to kill if I thought a heterosexual guy was allowed to. Not because she's a lesbian, but because of that afro.

    Only one person, male or female, can pull off an afro and look good. And Hexxat is not Bob Marley.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    ... when did Bob Marley have an afro?
  • OnestepOnestep Member Posts: 225

    ... when did Bob Marley have an afro?

    image
  • CoutelierCoutelier Member Posts: 1,282
    edited January 2014
    I don't know... I think he still has dreads there, but sticking out kinda like Mazzy's... it's hard to see...
  • SilverstarSilverstar Member Posts: 2,207

    @crevsdaak you would shag Imoen 0.o
    Usually I'd be opposed because, well, she's your sister...but in this case... you are Imoen

    How is it worse than fratricide? In BG you spend most the game hunting down your brother and ultimately killing him. Don't even get me started on ToB... :P
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