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Shag, Marry, Kill: The Baldur's Gate Version

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  • ScotGaymerScotGaymer Member Posts: 526
    I don't think Immy should count in this thread. I mean come on guys she is charname's sister. Even before we found out she was his/her sister in fact she was sister in name at the very least.

    For myself:-
    Shag: Dorn -- He would be very enthusiastic I think. Lol.
    Marry: LG Anomen -- Shown some stability, and properly guided. I think he could probably be the best of the romances.
    Kill: Jaheira -- Sorry Jaheira lovers but she is the most annoying character in BG2. Her romance is the most unrealistic and revolting. As useful as I found her in BG1, and as much as I liked her in BG1 - I always jettison her in BG2.
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    Coutelier said:


    If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.

    Oh, I can offer you a solution here. I take Eldoth, so you can have Skie and we split the money?

    BG1 only:

    Sleep: Edwin. I'd say Ajantis for the same reason I said Anomen in BG2 - upper class boy who's probably no stranger to baths, but Ajantis would kill me for being evil. Edwin is concerned with appearances and status, so he's the next likely bath suspect.
    Marry: Eldoth, as said above. (If my name is any hint... and Eldoth is the closest to a carny in BG)
    Kill: And so we meet again, likely-not-filthy-Ajantis...
  • CoutelierCoutelier Member Posts: 1,282

    Coutelier said:


    If I was a female PC, I'd definitely kill Eldoth. He's the only genuinely unlikeable NPC in the whole saga, as he's just so slimy, and a little prick according to most his past conquests. I wouldn't just marry Skie for her father's money... although, it is a very nice mansion.

    Oh, I can offer you a solution here. I take Eldoth, so you can have Skie and we split the money?
    Personally I wouldn't touch him because my hand would probably stick on his skin, so go ahead and take him if you want.

  • WebShamanWebShaman Member Posts: 490
    Shag : Imoen, Viconia, Hexxat (all at the same time! W00t!)

    Marry : Viconia (then shag every night!!!!)

    Kill : Aerie, Imoen. Because Viccy says so. Now!
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2014
    @Silverstar I only searched Irenicus for revenge, I did not cared about Imoen, I only wanted to kill her to become the LoM.
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  • OnestepOnestep Member Posts: 225
    CrevsDaak said:

    @Silverstar I only searched Irenicus for revenge, I did not cared about Imoen, I only wanted to rape (and then) kill her.

    Right. OK. Uh. Not sure where to take the conversation from there.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Onestep said:

    CrevsDaak said:

    @Silverstar I only searched Irenicus for revenge, I did not cared about Imoen, I only wanted to rape (and then) kill her.

    Right. OK. Uh. Not sure where to take the conversation from there.
    Uh, sorry.... I didn't realize in that moment that it was offensive.
    Sorry..
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122


    Shag: Dorn. Mmm, Dorn.

    0.o :O
    Once you get past the jutting teeth, what's not to like?
    Well presumably the next stage is the stomach, so... that.
  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    @booinyoureyes What we're doing BG1 now? :DDDD

    Shag: Safana, oh God yes Safana *_*
    Marry: Can I pick Safana again?
    Kill: Shar-Teel, obviously =P
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    Yeah, I'm doing K at the moment.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    @Quartz
    Quartz said:


    Marry: Can I pick Safana again?

    NO =p
  • PantalionPantalion Member Posts: 2,137
    Personally I think you've all forgotten an important issue that I refuse to answer this question until it is resolved.

    How much Exp are they each worth?
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Baldur's Gate 1, huh?

    Hmm...

    Shag: I'm thinking... I'm thiiinking... Nope. Still Dorn. Mmmm...
    Marry: My first thought is Rasaad again, but I really like Kivan too.
    Kill: Eldoth. And Edwin, for that matter.

    And now, for my male counterpart...

    Shag: Safana just grates my nerves, so we're picking Viconia again.
    Marry: Branwen. To quote Wash, "Have you ever had a warrior-woman?"
    Kill: Neera. And this time, I really would kill her.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    grumble grumble power gamers... hmm, let me think...

    Well it is hard to survive an encounter with Dorn without power-shagging.

    Don't even try to metashag, we all know that merits of roleplaying in the bedroom
  • FredjoFredjo Member Posts: 477
    CrevsDaak said:

    Onestep said:

    CrevsDaak said:

    @Silverstar I only searched Irenicus for revenge, I did not cared about Imoen, I only wanted to rape (and then) kill her.

    Right. OK. Uh. Not sure where to take the conversation from there.
    Uh, sorry.... I didn't realize in that moment that it was offensive.
    Sorry..
    It wasn't, just dark humor
  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    @booinyoureyes FINE

    Shag: Neera
    Marry: Safana for sailing off on a pirate ship together into the sunset and lots of sex that is as much for pleasure as it is a statement of power.
    Kill: Shar-Teel
  • EnterHaerDalisEnterHaerDalis Member Posts: 813
    Shag Branwen and Shar-Teel, 2 chicks at the same time
    Marry Aerie
    Kill Garrick
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    If it was BG1....
    Shag: Viconia, Imoen (I have not realized she is my sister yet), Safana, Skie, Jaheira, Neera, Branwen, Dynaheir, Viconia, Shar-Teel and Faldron.
    Marry: Shar-Teel, gratest irony ever, Shar-Teel getting married, whoah.
    Kill: Alora, I just dilike her.
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