none of them live up to my Tali though. I actually do love characters starting out as nobodies in the killing business, but there is a big difference between her and Aerie's writing that makes Aerie just seem like a child and while Tali was considered a child in the first game on her pilgrimage she acted much more mature and willingly joined the crew. I like characters who, despite their inexperience, are brave and join you to do the right thing and show no hesitation. I could go on and on about the reason I like her, but it doesn't matter because this is about Baldur's Gate NPCs
Basically, exactly like Aerie, who also joins willingly because she wants to travel and learn about the world, and grows a lot over the course of her adventures. The main difference is that Aerie doesn't get three games to grow into.
I actually thought Aerie was more like Liara: starting out as a blue-eyed (if not blue-skinned) damsel-in-distress, spending her days doing her own thing cut off from mainstream society (digging sites, circus, same thing), fearful and unwilling to come to terms with her past (being born to an evil Matriarch is almost as bad as having your wings cut off) and embrace her specialness and rather powerful talents.
In the course of the events of their respective stories, both Liara and Aerie end up maturing into self-assured, frighteningly powerful magic/space magic users, fighting for the good and salvation of the multiverse/galaxy. They're both loyal, stable personalities, though both carry a trace of melancholy with them till the very end.
On second thought, roughly the same is true for Tali as well. Ah well.
Shag: Shar-Teel. That room in the inn needed to be redecorated anyway. Marry: Neera Kill: Dynaheir. Only because I can't think of anyone else. Need some way to avoid being horribly butt-kicked by Minsc though... "Minsc, over there! Squirrels!" *Disintegrate*
BGEE, any appropriate gender:
Shag: Skie Marry: Imoen Kill: Safana
BG2EE, following the rules:
Shag: Neera. She seems to be down with that. Imoen can join. Marry: So hard to choose! Jaheira is a strong woman, which I like, but Aerie is so caring and would be a great mother. Also, our kids might have wings, and aren't Avariel endangered? Kill: Probably Jaheira then, so she can join Khalid in the afterlife.
BG2EE, any appropriate gender:
Shag: Neera, Imoen and Aerie. Let's get freaky. Aerie: "Should... should we be doing this..?" Imoen: "Shh, relax... how's this?" Aerie: "Oh... oh my..." Marry: Mazzy. Strong, loyal, dedicated. Kill: Nalia. Only because she's too annoying to join in the fun.
Why is Hexxat so popular? I like to cuddle, and body heat and a pulse are pretty good attributes.
Edit: wait, are we allowed to shag 'em after we marry 'em?? If not, I need to redo the whole thing.
Shag:Branwen. Tough nordic chick with cleavage? Thank you, sir! Marry:Dynheir, she comes with a free ranger, is hot, can cast magic and has a lovely accent. What more could a man want? Kill:Shar-Teel. I really don't want too, I've always liked Shar-Teel's character if only because shes the only female fighter in the game and I'm very curious about her past, but moraly speaking she *is* evil and likely to kill people for fun. Branwen might fight for fun but I doubt she'd try and coax people into fighting her or challenge everyone she see's. Shar-Teel? While she seems moral enough to not murder people without good reason I think "good reason" might be a very...inclusive term for her.
(I think I posted 4 different posts in this thread already :P, but I don't recall what I posted) Shag: Viconia, because she won't like having a human husband and I prefer having a good relationshp with my wife. Marry: Branwen, because she is the type of person that I can get along fine and I think she could say the same about me. Kill: Hexxat, because my Cleric wife won't allow any undead to un-destroyed!
An update: Shag - Safana, because I have a real problem saying no to aggressive women. It does not help that I'm easily manipulated. Marry - Viconia, because I could happily hear "Male, fetch me something to eat!" for the rest of my life. Kill: Aerie, because somebody ought to put her out of her misery.
none of them live up to my Tali though. I actually do love characters starting out as nobodies in the killing business, but there is a big difference between her and Aerie's writing that makes Aerie just seem like a child and while Tali was considered a child in the first game on her pilgrimage she acted much more mature and willingly joined the crew. I like characters who, despite their inexperience, are brave and join you to do the right thing and show no hesitation. I could go on and on about the reason I like her, but it doesn't matter because this is about Baldur's Gate NPCs
Basically, exactly like Aerie, who also joins willingly because she wants to travel and learn about the world, and grows a lot over the course of her adventures. The main difference is that Aerie doesn't get three games to grow into.
I actually thought Aerie was more like Liara: starting out as a blue-eyed (if not blue-skinned) damsel-in-distress, spending her days doing her own thing cut off from mainstream society (digging sites, circus, same thing), fearful and unwilling to come to terms with her past (being born to an evil Matriarch is almost as bad as having your wings cut off) and embrace her specialness and rather powerful talents.
In the course of the events of their respective stories, both Liara and Aerie end up maturing into self-assured, frighteningly powerful magic/space magic users, fighting for the good and salvation of the multiverse/galaxy. They're both loyal, stable personalities, though both carry a trace of melancholy with them till the very end.
On second thought, roughly the same is true for Tali as well. Ah well.
oh yeah I see that too, but Liara is actually a character I hated. I really got sick of how they were pushing her at me and it seemed at times Bioware wanted me to romance her and nobody else, and I never gave in. I just wanted to point out a bit it isn't a total fault about what they tried to do with Aerie, but their executions were different to me. I mean, I won't pretend Tali doesn't have her moments, especially in the first game you were reminded of her young innocence. when she first comes aboard she has her childish curiousity of the ship, and then later she is homesick, but I guess I felt a difference in these and she was my favorite character from the start and the only character holding me from being an alien racist. (most of my sci fi before Mass Effect had no friendly aliens) I will also admit I have a bias toward masked character and their mystery
on the other side though, it is probably a bad thing I don't like Aerie and Liara yet I consider them more similar. i guess I don't really like them in the same way
@meagloth sister schmister (that sounded better in my head..). The divine spark is the only thing that makes you related, so live a little. My Charname's father was a dwarven Bhaal, Imoen's was a human Bhaal. Ha. Good fun.
Sorry if necroing an old thread - but this thread is cool.
Marry: Branwen (not beautiful, but her ultra feminine look is very sexy to me) Shag: Skie (her face is perfectly made for ... something dirty to happen) Kill: I like all the females and I think Shar-Teel is awesome. I wouldn't mind killing Noober...again.
Sorry if necroing an old thread - but this thread is cool.
Marry: Branwen (not beautiful, but her ultra feminine look is very sexy to me) Shag: Skie (her face is perfectly made for ... something dirty to happen) Kill: I like all the females and I think Shar-Teel is awesome. I wouldn't mind killing Noober...again.
Well, Skie does have that haughty spoiled-girl attitude going on and is clearly into bad boys
Sorry if necroing an old thread - but this thread is cool.
Marry: Branwen (not beautiful, but her ultra feminine look is very sexy to me) Shag: Skie (her face is perfectly made for ... something dirty to happen) Kill: I like all the females and I think Shar-Teel is awesome. I wouldn't mind killing Noober...again.
Well, Skie does have that haughty spoiled-girl attitude going on and is clearly into bad boys
I honestly have never had Skie in my party (is she more, or less annoying than Nalia?) but let's put a vote toward marrying her, for argument's sake.
+ Title + Money + Not the worst looking + No-one said anything about extra-marital affairs
- Annoying
+/- Daddy issues
The annoying part might be solved with a copious amount of scrolls of silence. Or maybe think ahead and commission a Cursed Wedding Ring of Silence™ for the occasion.
Sorry if necroing an old thread - but this thread is cool.
Marry: Branwen (not beautiful, but her ultra feminine look is very sexy to me) Shag: Skie (her face is perfectly made for ... something dirty to happen) Kill: I like all the females and I think Shar-Teel is awesome. I wouldn't mind killing Noober...again.
I agree with everything except I would marry Jaheira.
Shag Neera- she's good for a one night stand but any longer and she'd probably burn the house down. Marry Jaheira- Ok she'd be a little bossy but this way I get to have sex with her more than once. Kill Anomen- he's really annoying.
Shag: Safana. Diane Pershing just kills it. Oh yeah, you love it when I speak to you that way, do you? Mmm...
Marry: Viconia. I'm a young adult who doesn't mind living dangerously, and Viconia strikes me as a lot more loyal than Neutral Evil would indicate. Call me foolhardy, but I think things would work out well, and if not, they would at least be interesting.
Kill: Jaheira. Properly cleanse and balance *this*!
Well, since I almost always play females, I'll split the sexes.
Shag: Keldorn. I've said it before: playing a Chaotic Neutral Bard and seducing Keldorn from his family would be awesome. Doubly so if he becomes a fallen Paladin in the process and Charname stays with him to support him and rebuild a life with him, in place of the one she destroyed.
Or maybe Pai'Na. Can you imagine how awesomely creepy it would be to walk into the lower tombs... and fail a save against Charm Person cast from the shadows?
Or to cast it yourself, and draw a slender drow female out from the curtain of webs, slipping out of a wispy cocoon into your hands, as the spiders hiss with anticipation and awe?
And taking Kitthix as a love token, or a trophy. I always did love that figurine.
Or Yaga-Shura's slave! Oh, but that would be too evil...
Marry: Mazzy! She's such a sweetie pie. It might be hard to settle down, what with Mazzy being a hero and stuff, but the halfling children and relatives would naturally work into a stable home life. Halflings are homey people. And I do have a thing for shorter women. Pity most people are taller than me. Plus, she has a charming voice, just like Keldorn.
Or maybe Imoen. I don't think it counts as a sister if the father is a supernatural being, since the Slayer was perfectly capable of impregnating everything from Mind Flayers to Myconids. Or at least, I assume so. Mind Flayers have those sensuous tentacles, like the tongues of a dozen lovers... And mind control powers to drive you insane! Myconids have their mind-affecting spells, too. How many of us have fought those Spore Colonies, and not wondered what it would be like if the whole mess of mushroom people dissolved into an orgy, and the party was lured in by the scent of those beguiling spores, drawing them into the crowd?
Where was I? Ah yes, Bhaal. I should continue this in a separate post.
Anyway, how could Bhaal resist a coven of Mind Flayers, and the brain slaves who serve as the illithids' food supply, and I hear also as a part-time harem for breeding bigger-brained humanoids? Those lithe, squishy squid bodies would slip on the Slayer's thorny frame like a glove. And they'd probably stretch enough to not get caught on the claws! I always thought the biggest downside of getting sexed up by the Slayer would be all that pointy stuff. It's almost enough to ruin the experience. And who wouldn't want to be extra limber when it comes to the bedroom?
So I'm sure Bhaal didn't add in his own unique D&DNA when siring his kids, and Imoen and Charname wouldn't have to worry about inbreeding like those Kobolds trapped in the Spellhold gauntlet and the leks mandated by Wanev. Besides, what if Charname is female? No risk of inbreeding there. And even if there were kids (what else is the Girdle of Gender for?), wouldn't Imoen be a great mom? She'd be tons of fun.
Kill: Irenicus. But not like at the Tree of Life or in Hell, or those weird dreams where Imoen's doppelgänger told you to grow your horns and tear apart Joneleth's toned wizard bod--no, I mean at Suldanessellar, before he became the Exile.
Think about it. The Wish spell can alter past, present, and future. Let's say Charname, when he or she finally gets access to the Wish spell--like winning that wet T-shirt contest with Aesgareth and the tieflings--decides to go back in time and murder Irenicus back when he's a young elf.
Of course, Joneleth is probably pretty paranoid and awfully powerful even then. You might have to get his lover, Ellesime, to do him in, possibly with a message from her future warning her not to fall in love with hotheaded wizard dudes. And also warning her about the Tree of Life losing its woody hardness to Joneleth's expertise sucking powers.
But Ellesime can't do it because she loves him and stuff. So you have to take on her body, whether through possession or shape shifting, and get close to Jon, probably joining him in bed... several times, beforehand. To make sure his guard is down.
And maybe you could drag out the process. Just to be safe.
I mean, nobody said you COULDN'T take some extra time to enjoy the elves' famously smooth, hairless bodies. Hey, you earned it! You're saving the world from Jon's wood-sucking powers. It's not your fault Ellesime picked the wrong bedfellow. Is her petty jealousy supposed to interfere with your heroism?
Hell no! You're doing this for the good of Faerun. Enjoy that supple elven tuchus! Ellesime's AND Jon's. What's the point of saving the world if you don't get to enjoy some confusing quasi-bisexual relations with the guy who ate your delicious soul?
Or maybe kill Minsc. You could do it multiple times, since you could raise him. He's in your party, after all. I know other people wanted to kill Aerie or Neera or whatever, but think about it. The girls just have these tiny bodies, with low HP. They go down in two casting Sunfire, or a few swings from Jhor the Bleeder. But Minsc will last so much longer. There's so much more meat on him. If you kill Aerie, she'll explode in a single round. But if you kill Minsc, you'll have minutes of savagery before he croaks. Think of all the extra meat you'd getting out of the deal.
It's good to see such a long discussion of the subject. I was starting to think I was the only one who had these kinds of thoughts!
Un-modded Shag: Viccy, because as much as I like Jaheira it's a bit like dating yer mum >_>, Aerie is far too sisterly & well, it's Viconia, isn't it. Marry: Ano (LG). Because the guy went through the ringer really & you know his life was far crappier than yours ever was until your half brother decided to try & wipe you out & he's really quite sweet in a hopeless way & very handsome & will no doubt make up for all the stupid stuff he's said to you. Kill: Ano (CN) does that count as cheating? Because despite all the above he goes the route of the angry brat.
Modded Shag: Viccy & Edwin >_> mwuhuhuhu! Marry: Keldorn , because he's absolutely crazy about you, he adores you sure there's lots of baggage but why wouldn't you marry someone who loves you that much, and, as mod Imoen points out, he may be a bit older but you know he's still buff under that armour, & he's got nice eyes. EDIT: & The stamina, oh yes (sorry, the list keeps getting longer the more I think about it). Kill: Saerlieth *bluuurgh, put the poor lamb out of her misery, quick*
Shag: In the type of desperate situations that are thrown at the protagonist, not to mention the extended close quarter living situations, I would find it odd if there weren't some bedroll sharing. Anomen, Keldorn, Yoshimo, Kivan, Haer’Dalis, and Valygar are all possibilities. Just not all at once. : )
Marry: Keldorn or Anomen are probably the most likely. After everything that (knighted) Anomen has overcome to become the man he is, I think he would not only be fiercely loyal, but tenderly devoted to a woman who truly loved him. Love and acceptance are things he never knew growing up and desperately wanted.
I also see Keldorn as a man capable of great tenderness and devotion. His marriage is in shambles, why wouldn't he be tempted to fall in love again.
Kill: Well I wouldn’t kill any of them, but if ever a man needed to be brought down a peg or two it is Coran, in my opinion. Any man who continually boasts about his conquests of other women while courting the one in front of him, deserves at least a Hex. How he has managed to hold on to all of his “parts” thus far is a mystery to me.
Shag: Neera (hoping for a Wild Surge). Marry: Viconia (we could raise an army of mercenaries, take over the Underdark and rule it together). Kill: Aerie (whining is just irritating and never gets you anywhere in life).
Shag: I would never engage in such meaningless and empty trysts! Also, I'm a sword so painful, dangerous injuries and potential maimings could result. Still, Fflar's Scabbard is kinda hot I guess, but she's totally committed to that jerk Foebane, so even if I were that kind of sword it's just not happening.
Marry: Well, not like I have a lot of choice in the matter since, again, holy sword here. Keldorn's my man. Unless Charname happens to be a paladin (please don't be an Undead Hunter!).
Kill: Blackguards. You dare call yourself a paladin kit?
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aw, hellllll no. I just got hit on by some dude in a Snoopy costume.
I imagine marrying Dynaheir is a *result* of shagging her.
Minsc believes in the sword point wedding.
In the course of the events of their respective stories, both Liara and Aerie end up maturing into self-assured, frighteningly powerful magic/space magic users, fighting for the good and salvation of the multiverse/galaxy. They're both loyal, stable personalities, though both carry a trace of melancholy with them till the very end.
On second thought, roughly the same is true for Tali as well. Ah well.
Shag: Shar-Teel. That room in the inn needed to be redecorated anyway.
Marry: Neera
Kill: Dynaheir. Only because I can't think of anyone else. Need some way to avoid being horribly butt-kicked by Minsc though... "Minsc, over there! Squirrels!" *Disintegrate*
BGEE, any appropriate gender:
Shag: Skie
Marry: Imoen
Kill: Safana
BG2EE, following the rules:
Shag: Neera. She seems to be down with that. Imoen can join.
Marry: So hard to choose! Jaheira is a strong woman, which I like, but Aerie is so caring and would be a great mother. Also, our kids might have wings, and aren't Avariel endangered?
Kill: Probably Jaheira then, so she can join Khalid in the afterlife.
BG2EE, any appropriate gender:
Shag: Neera, Imoen and Aerie. Let's get freaky. Aerie: "Should... should we be doing this..?" Imoen: "Shh, relax... how's this?" Aerie: "Oh... oh my..."
Marry: Mazzy. Strong, loyal, dedicated.
Kill: Nalia. Only because she's too annoying to join in the fun.
Why is Hexxat so popular? I like to cuddle, and body heat and a pulse are pretty good attributes.
Edit: wait, are we allowed to shag 'em after we marry 'em?? If not, I need to redo the whole thing.
Shag:Branwen. Tough nordic chick with cleavage? Thank you, sir!
Marry:Dynheir, she comes with a free ranger, is hot, can cast magic and has a lovely accent. What more could a man want?
Kill:Shar-Teel. I really don't want too, I've always liked Shar-Teel's character if only because shes the only female fighter in the game and I'm very curious about her past, but moraly speaking she *is* evil and likely to kill people for fun. Branwen might fight for fun but I doubt she'd try and coax people into fighting her or challenge everyone she see's. Shar-Teel? While she seems moral enough to not murder people without good reason I think "good reason" might be a very...inclusive term for her.
Marry: mazzy. Perfect height. No need to say more.
Kill: tough one. Nobody?
Shag: Viconia, because she won't like having a human husband and I prefer having a good relationshp with my wife.
Marry: Branwen, because she is the type of person that I can get along fine and I think she could say the same about me.
Kill: Hexxat, because my Cleric wife won't allow any undead to un-destroyed!
Shag - Safana, because I have a real problem saying no to aggressive women. It does not help that I'm easily manipulated.
Marry - Viconia, because I could happily hear "Male, fetch me something to eat!" for the rest of my life.
Kill: Aerie, because somebody ought to put her out of her misery.
on the other side though, it is probably a bad thing I don't like Aerie and Liara yet I consider them more similar. i guess I don't really like them in the same way
Marry: bg1 imoen who isn't my sister
Kill: That Druid bitch Errr... Jahiera
Shag: Yoshimo. And boy, is he going to break my heart. Just before I cut his out.
Marry: Rasaad, although if his romance epilogue is any indication, there will be much shagging.
Kill: Dorn, I guess. I don't think I could survive a shag, and he seems to believe weddings are for bloodbaths.
Marry: Branwen (not beautiful, but her ultra feminine look is very sexy to me)
Shag: Skie (her face is perfectly made for ... something dirty to happen)
Kill: I like all the females and I think Shar-Teel is awesome. I wouldn't mind killing Noober...again.
Marry Aerie because she's my sweetheart.
Kill Neera so I can get that gem bag.
+ Title
+ Money
+ Not the worst looking
+ No-one said anything about extra-marital affairs
- Annoying
+/- Daddy issues
The annoying part might be solved with a copious amount of scrolls of silence. Or maybe think ahead and commission a Cursed Wedding Ring of Silence™ for the occasion.
Marry Jaheira- Ok she'd be a little bossy but this way I get to have sex with her more than once.
Kill Anomen- he's really annoying.
Marry: Viconia. I'm a young adult who doesn't mind living dangerously, and Viconia strikes me as a lot more loyal than Neutral Evil would indicate. Call me foolhardy, but I think things would work out well, and if not, they would at least be interesting.
Kill: Jaheira. Properly cleanse and balance *this*!
Well, since I almost always play females, I'll split the sexes.
Shag: Keldorn. I've said it before: playing a Chaotic Neutral Bard and seducing Keldorn from his family would be awesome. Doubly so if he becomes a fallen Paladin in the process and Charname stays with him to support him and rebuild a life with him, in place of the one she destroyed.
Or maybe Pai'Na. Can you imagine how awesomely creepy it would be to walk into the lower tombs... and fail a save against Charm Person cast from the shadows?
Or to cast it yourself, and draw a slender drow female out from the curtain of webs, slipping out of a wispy cocoon into your hands, as the spiders hiss with anticipation and awe?
And taking Kitthix as a love token, or a trophy. I always did love that figurine.
Or Yaga-Shura's slave! Oh, but that would be too evil...
Marry: Mazzy! She's such a sweetie pie. It might be hard to settle down, what with Mazzy being a hero and stuff, but the halfling children and relatives would naturally work into a stable home life. Halflings are homey people. And I do have a thing for shorter women. Pity most people are taller than me. Plus, she has a charming voice, just like Keldorn.
Or maybe Imoen. I don't think it counts as a sister if the father is a supernatural being, since the Slayer was perfectly capable of impregnating everything from Mind Flayers to Myconids. Or at least, I assume so. Mind Flayers have those sensuous tentacles, like the tongues of a dozen lovers... And mind control powers to drive you insane! Myconids have their mind-affecting spells, too. How many of us have fought those Spore Colonies, and not wondered what it would be like if the whole mess of mushroom people dissolved into an orgy, and the party was lured in by the scent of those beguiling spores, drawing them into the crowd?
Where was I? Ah yes, Bhaal. I should continue this in a separate post.
So I'm sure Bhaal didn't add in his own unique D&DNA when siring his kids, and Imoen and Charname wouldn't have to worry about inbreeding like those Kobolds trapped in the Spellhold gauntlet and the leks mandated by Wanev. Besides, what if Charname is female? No risk of inbreeding there. And even if there were kids (what else is the Girdle of Gender for?), wouldn't Imoen be a great mom? She'd be tons of fun.
Kill: Irenicus. But not like at the Tree of Life or in Hell, or those weird dreams where Imoen's doppelgänger told you to grow your horns and tear apart Joneleth's toned wizard bod--no, I mean at Suldanessellar, before he became the Exile.
Think about it. The Wish spell can alter past, present, and future. Let's say Charname, when he or she finally gets access to the Wish spell--like winning that wet T-shirt contest with Aesgareth and the tieflings--decides to go back in time and murder Irenicus back when he's a young elf.
Of course, Joneleth is probably pretty paranoid and awfully powerful even then. You might have to get his lover, Ellesime, to do him in, possibly with a message from her future warning her not to fall in love with hotheaded wizard dudes. And also warning her about the Tree of Life losing its woody hardness to Joneleth's expertise sucking powers.
But Ellesime can't do it because she loves him and stuff. So you have to take on her body, whether through possession or shape shifting, and get close to Jon, probably joining him in bed... several times, beforehand. To make sure his guard is down.
And maybe you could drag out the process. Just to be safe.
I mean, nobody said you COULDN'T take some extra time to enjoy the elves' famously smooth, hairless bodies. Hey, you earned it! You're saving the world from Jon's wood-sucking powers. It's not your fault Ellesime picked the wrong bedfellow. Is her petty jealousy supposed to interfere with your heroism?
Hell no! You're doing this for the good of Faerun. Enjoy that supple elven tuchus! Ellesime's AND Jon's. What's the point of saving the world if you don't get to enjoy some confusing quasi-bisexual relations with the guy who ate your delicious soul?
Or maybe kill Minsc. You could do it multiple times, since you could raise him. He's in your party, after all. I know other people wanted to kill Aerie or Neera or whatever, but think about it. The girls just have these tiny bodies, with low HP. They go down in two casting Sunfire, or a few swings from Jhor the Bleeder. But Minsc will last so much longer. There's so much more meat on him. If you kill Aerie, she'll explode in a single round. But if you kill Minsc, you'll have minutes of savagery before he croaks. Think of all the extra meat you'd getting out of the deal.
It's good to see such a long discussion of the subject. I was starting to think I was the only one who had these kinds of thoughts!
Un-modded
Shag: Viccy, because as much as I like Jaheira it's a bit like dating yer mum >_>, Aerie is far too sisterly & well, it's Viconia, isn't it.
Marry: Ano (LG). Because the guy went through the ringer really & you know his life was far crappier than yours ever was until your half brother decided to try & wipe you out & he's really quite sweet in a hopeless way & very handsome & will no doubt make up for all the stupid stuff he's said to you.
Kill: Ano (CN) does that count as cheating? Because despite all the above he goes the route of the angry brat.
Modded
Shag: Viccy & Edwin >_> mwuhuhuhu!
Marry: Keldorn , because he's absolutely crazy about you, he adores you sure there's lots of baggage but why wouldn't you marry someone who loves you that much, and, as mod Imoen points out, he may be a bit older but you know he's still buff under that armour, & he's got nice eyes. EDIT: & The stamina, oh yes (sorry, the list keeps getting longer the more I think about it).
Kill: Saerlieth *bluuurgh, put the poor lamb out of her misery, quick*
Yes, I'm shallower than a puddle in the Sahara.
Marry: Keldorn or Anomen are probably the most likely. After everything that (knighted) Anomen has overcome to become the man he is, I think he would not only be fiercely loyal, but tenderly devoted to a woman who truly loved him. Love and acceptance are things he never knew growing up and desperately wanted.
I also see Keldorn as a man capable of great tenderness and devotion. His marriage is in shambles, why wouldn't he be tempted to fall in love again.
Kill: Well I wouldn’t kill any of them, but if ever a man needed to be brought down a peg or two it is Coran, in my opinion. Any man who continually boasts about his conquests of other women while courting the one in front of him, deserves at least a Hex. How he has managed to hold on to all of his “parts” thus far is a mystery to me.
Marry: Viconia (we could raise an army of mercenaries, take over the Underdark and rule it together).
Kill: Aerie (whining is just irritating and never gets you anywhere in life).
Marry: Well, not like I have a lot of choice in the matter since, again, holy sword here. Keldorn's my man. Unless Charname happens to be a paladin (please don't be an Undead Hunter!).
Kill: Blackguards. You dare call yourself a paladin kit?