Stupidest things you have done in Baldur's Gate
booinyoureyes
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So... I just found a cool potion in this game that reminded me of a story from way back when I was like 13. I found this really cool looking potion in one of the bandit camp rooms. It was called an "Oil of Fiery Burning".
"Sweet! Maybe I'll shoot fire out of my hands or become like the Human Torch or something"
gulp
"OUCH!"
BG can be crazy hard sometimes, and when you are young the enormity of the game can confuse you. I also remember being fatigued and thinking how lazy my characters were and another time being shocked that my potion of healing wouldn't cure my poison.
There are so many areas where you can just screw up in hilarious ways as a new player. I'd like to hear some stories like this. Come share your growing pains and have a laugh or two at your noob past selves
"Sweet! Maybe I'll shoot fire out of my hands or become like the Human Torch or something"
gulp
"OUCH!"
BG can be crazy hard sometimes, and when you are young the enormity of the game can confuse you. I also remember being fatigued and thinking how lazy my characters were and another time being shocked that my potion of healing wouldn't cure my poison.
There are so many areas where you can just screw up in hilarious ways as a new player. I'd like to hear some stories like this. Come share your growing pains and have a laugh or two at your noob past selves
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Really, I think it was the stupidest thing for me in the past - to look at mages only seeing spells like Fireballs.
But now I know the much better choices are stunning, confusing and disabling spells.
P.S. for the lulz: casting Friends (f-i-e-n-d-s) by Neera in the FAI...
"Oh ... I guess Fireball isn't party friendly. Duh..."
*Facepalm*
Be a kid who does not understand the very basics of the game.
Be a kid who discovered shadowkeeper.
Be a kid playing Theris, the 30 THAC0 (High numbers are always good. Other RPGs said so), 30 armor,, 25 in all stats and 999999HP having fighter/mage who can die fighting a wolf, just very very slowly.
In a no-reload playthrough, SCS Molkar & co (one of the toughest fights in the game IMO) had ambushed my group of four on the bridge to the Gnoll stronghold, which I think is the worst place imaginable to get ambushed, with no room whatsoever to manoeuver and with two Ogrillons who were obviously going to be on Molkar's side, waiting on the end of the bridge. I tried to disperse my group. Shar-Teel took care of the ogrillons in order to create an escape route. Kagain, my sturdiest fighter occupied the dwarf (Morvin I think) on the other end of the bridge. And the remaining two including my cleric tried to hold aggro against the remaining three opponents. I think I managed to 'hold' Molkar and finish him off. But their cleric and the mage were still going strong. Shar-Teel who by then had slain the orgillons managed to lure the gnomish mage (Halacon) toward her, and was getting the upper hand. But then Kagain was felled by Morvin. My thief (Mur'neth, a mod NPC) and charname directed all their attention to Morvin and managed to bring the dwarf down (probably with a backstab by Mur'neth), but it was a really close call. Charname was near death as well. So the first thing he did was to take a healing potion. He then saw skeletons summoned by the oter party's cleric approaching. Still at low health, my cleric decided not to risk himself in melee combat against the skeletons. Instead, and quite desperately, as he'd run out of useful spells, my cleric decided to use his necklace of missiles (which I never use and somehow expected to work like the ring of energy). Its 50 ft range 6d6 blast, sent all of us but Shar-Teel straight to the Nine Hells.
Edit: come to think of it I think it was a group of fivem but Edwin doesn't really count cause he was slashed into pieces before he could "Manus" (let alone "Potentis Pa").
It was my first playthrough, I didn't have any mages with the spell so I had no idea how it worked, and I never read the tool-tips. Whoops.
2) Trying to kill a Demilich with turn undead.
3) Recruiting Aerie.
4) Went to Spellhold to rescue Imoen instead of revenging Irenicus.
5) Trying to dispel Confusion from my PC by attacking him with Keldorn wielding Carsomy+6 and then dying from a Critical Hit that Keldorn scored.
6) Tried to take the Ravager without Protection from Magical Weapons to hold the Bone-blades on a Sorcerer solo run.
7) Loosing a point of Dexterity with a thief solo run to let a freaking Commoner live.
Edit:
Turning (killing) a demi-lich should be possible at very high levels, no?.
yes, that's what i thought "turn undead" meant.
also, i only figured out how it actually works a year or two ago. womp womp
Honestly I never knew what turn undead did until way later. I kept pressing it when I saw undead and nothing happened.
Another for me was my first time fighting trolls. "stoopd beest, y u no dye?????". One of the first times I looked something up online =/
Shandalar looks like an easy mark. Attack!
Having my main character take a kiss from a mysterious blue skinned lady in the wild (Unless he is Captain Kirk)
Buy a potion or scroll from a mysterious stranger in the woods
Forgetting to pick up Mulahey's holy symbol and going all the way back to Nashkel to discover the quest has not resolved. Then going back to the mines and the stuff is gone, resulting in an inability to advance the plot past chapter 2
Reload. Repeat. Reload. Repeat. Rage Quit.
My very first playthrough! I'm a virgin at BG and like 13. Lets make a ranger, cuz like, Drizzt and stuff.
Time to roll my character... I have a brilliant idea! Lets make him so well rounded that he's awesome. 14 in every stat! I'm so powerful and well-rounded.
Then I go to the Friendly Arms Inn. Everyone and their Great Aunt Sally tells me "go south to Beregost". Clearly there is some secret cool area north of the FAI. Lets check it out.
"oooohhh this looks like nature. No one can stop a badass ranger in his natural environment! I'm so cool!"
A big green bug pops out of the ground spits in my general direction and my character explodes into tiny chunks of meat and guts and blood forever scarring my preteen mind.
Also once decided to make my sorcerer a fiend summoner, not a great idea you dont get any xp from their kills also if theres more than 1 they turn on each other, kinda beats the purpose.
Really, leaving the AI on period.