Who is the maddest gnome of all?

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Metalloman

Let me see the results (none-vote option)

@Anduin. Not a namedrop, but my choice.

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meagloth

Mad Arcand

I wrote a whole poem useing wertle wertle woo to make it rhyme...

Kamigoroshi

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Jan Jansen's nieces and nephews. Those gnome urchins are madder than the Hatter.

Anduin

Kalah

My Kinda thread!

My choice is Kalah he went goo goo gaga, because he wanted power and respect.

Totally insane!

All Gnomes, including Kalah, have enough power and respect to power a small thayvian army of windy millers. Why... I have a few stories to tell... But really need to do the wallpapering...

the_spyder

Wait a moment. Gnomes are insane? Says who? Certainly not Tiax.

FinneousPJ

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@Anduin

Dazzu

I could swear there's ingame text calling Neb a Dwarf. Neb must be that insane if he wishes he were a dwarf.

tennisgolfboll

Tiax

TIAX rules all

Southpaw

Mutamin

I originally thought you would include Anduin in the poll and pondered the (very unrealistic) possibility, that everyone would try to subvert this and no one would actually vote for him, leaving Anduin to wonder what does he do wrong with his forum presence.
Well, we all know this is not going to happen. (He is too convincing.)

So I voted for the insane gnome who tried to use Basilisk as his pets...

Anduin

Kalah

But... But... @Southpaw I use Basilisks as pets on top of Durlag's Tower for my statutory business.

Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?

booinyoureyes

Mad Arcand

I want a catue. How much?

Blackraven

Neb

Anduin said:

Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?

Stoned now is it @Anduin? Reminds me of an old song by an even older Bard of great renown:


I never quite understood it, but thanks for clearing things up.

Edit:
Meanwhile I'm shocked that no one here but me considers Neb's gnomish mind the most twisted of all those mentioned in the poll!

DreadKhan

Crazy Celvan

Neb might be Nasty, but I think he is sane. My boy Celvan's first name is crazy... you know you're crazy when its capitalized!

Abi_Dalzim

Kalah

I don't see how this is much of a debate; how can anyone compete in madness with Kalah, when he's got that rant about pesky northern adventurers when you beat him. I don't think any of the others get remotely that angry.

deltago

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Bertrand "The Companion"

Anyone who thinks a 20 Charisma bard cramps their style has to be crazy. Ladies would flock to that nose I tell ya.

the_spyder

Anduin said:

But... But... @Southpaw I use Basilisks as pets on top of Durlag's Tower for my Stationary business.

Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?

Fixed that for ya.

JuliusBorisov

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I second

deltago said:

Bertrand "The Companion"

who offers his services to humans, elves, and half-elves.

He, among other things, brags about the size of his nose.

Pibaro

other

Gnone of the above....

Ok, this was really bad Shame on me!!!

Anduin

Kalah

That had me halfling...

*sigh*

I'll see my way to the dwoor...

Metalloman

Let me see the results (none-vote option)

*drum solos everywhere after these two posts* ^

Anyway, I could say that Surely Tiax is a mad one, but Neb is not mad, he's a damn sadic! Even if I like this character in the context and all, I must say that he's the one I "hate" most: everytime I assure myself to do that sidequest just for tear him into pieces! >:c

Anduin

Kalah

It is a little known fact that some Gnomes refer to their turnips as children.

Oh! How we laughed when I told the wife I'd weeded round the children with a good hoe!

And... Nasty Neb's cutter? Why it is just a turnip slicer!

So you see... One BIG misunderstanding about us shorties again... Onward! Back to the painting the picture rail...

mlnevese

Bahhh everyone knows there are no mad gnomes. It's all the other races that are insane and unable to understand the wisdom present in every single action of a gnome.

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CoM_Solaufein

I hate gnomes.

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CoM_Solaufein

See, they're like evil and grotesque and stuff.

DreadKhan

Crazy Celvan

They're only evil now, having been judged cruely by others. *sniff*

deltago

other

Shandyr said:

CoM_Solaufein said:

I hate gnomes.

But why? D=

Just have a look at how perfectly lovely they are

Anduin's family reunion?

meagloth

Mad Arcand

deltago said:

Shandyr said:

CoM_Solaufein said:

I hate gnomes.

But why? D=

Just have a look at how perfectly lovely they are

Anduin's family reunion?

Yes. I thought everyone knew.