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Who is the maddest gnome of all?

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  1. Who is the maddest gnome of all?83 votes
    1. Crazy Celvan
        1.20%
    2. Tiax
      37.35%
    3. Quayle
        0.00%
    4. Mad Arcand
        9.64%
    5. Mutamin
        7.23%
    6. Kalah
        4.82%
    7. Neb
      12.05%
    8. Jan Jansen
        6.02%
    9. other
      19.28%
    10. Let me see the results (none-vote option)
        2.41%
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  • DazzuDazzu Member Posts: 950
    edited August 2014
    I could swear there's ingame text calling Neb a Dwarf. Neb must be that insane if he wishes he were a dwarf.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    But... But... @Southpaw I use Basilisks as pets on top of Durlag's Tower for my statutory business.

    Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?
  • BlackravenBlackraven Member Posts: 3,486
    edited August 2014
    Anduin said:


    Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?

    Stoned now is it @Anduin? Reminds me of an old song by an even older Bard of great renown:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5Or0jKKBw

    I never quite understood it, but thanks for clearing things up.

    Edit:
    Meanwhile I'm shocked that no one here but me considers Neb's gnomish mind the most twisted of all those mentioned in the poll!
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    edited February 2015
    Neb might be Nasty, but I think he is sane. My boy Celvan's first name is crazy... you know you're crazy when its capitalized!
    Post edited by DreadKhan on
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    edited August 2014
    Bertrand "The Companion"

    Anyone who thinks a 20 Charisma bard cramps their style has to be crazy. Ladies would flock to that nose I tell ya.
    Post edited by deltago on
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Anduin said:

    But... But... @Southpaw I use Basilisks as pets on top of Durlag's Tower for my Stationary business.

    Talking of which... Would you like to purchase a stoned cat?

    Fixed that for ya.
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,817
    I second
    deltago said:

    Bertrand "The Companion"

    who offers his services to humans, elves, and half-elves.

    He, among other things, brags about the size of his nose.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    edited August 2014
    That had me halfling...

    *sigh*

    I'll see my way to the dwoor...
  • MetallomanMetalloman Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,975
    *drum solos everywhere after these two posts* ^

    Anyway, I could say that Surely Tiax is a mad one, but Neb is not mad, he's a damn sadic! Even if I like this character in the context and all, I must say that he's the one I "hate" most: everytime I assure myself to do that sidequest just for tear him into pieces! >:c
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    It is a little known fact that some Gnomes refer to their turnips as children.

    Oh! How we laughed when I told the wife I'd weeded round the children with a good hoe!

    And... Nasty Neb's cutter? Why it is just a turnip slicer!

    So you see... One BIG misunderstanding about us shorties again... Onward! Back to the painting the picture rail...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Bahhh everyone knows there are no mad gnomes. It's all the other races that are insane and unable to understand the wisdom present in every single action of a gnome.
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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    I hate gnomes.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    See, they're like evil and grotesque and stuff.
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    They're only evil now, having been judged cruely by others. *sniff*
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