Once a Gnome begins to speak to mad cows around dinner hour. "Behold!", he cries. "What a guy! He ate my partly severed eye." And I said "Give that back!" But he refused my little request. I had to drop the elephant. After everyone's dead find a cleric. Incoming Wild Surge! Have a ferret! Then kill it. With utmost joy. I hugged Roy. Down he went. Mine, I say! People are mean! Ferrets are EVIL!
Had a poo, found a jewel, poo covered jewel, gleaming ghastly red. Under the pillow he kept it.
What can change the nature of him being Groot in a nutshell without a nutcracker? Perhaps, change comes under the blanket protected from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. After Eyjafjallajökull's eruption everyone becomes supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian floccinaucinihilipilification. This escalated quickly the gnome thought before he read this insane story.
"How about now," said Sir Noober, the village idiot as he followed the gnome into a temple of the Butt God, benevoltent lord of the village idiot and his wife, Maple Willow Aspen, keeper of the staff of chaos chesterfield. Soon the Staff Chesterfield began to smoke and softly sing songs while the butt sat in a vigorously vibrating armchair that aroused its passion for tacos to pleasurable hieghts and internal injuries.
"Enough!" cried an egoistical druid from within the butt end of the....temple complex. "Release the Kraken!" And A tentacled beast rustled his jimmies towards Noober to capture his essence. "I have a bad feeling," said the walking tree.
"Have a !" exclaimed the butcher, as he spat on the . "No thanks!" said the gnome, whom had a turnip filled with whiskey. "I will go first, and you will go... third in the leaderboard of silly people. For Ao was the most illusive voyeur in town.
A clown wept tears of joy which only burned old Neb's corpse into tiny ashes. For the glory of battle joined and hair folicals!
"Elminster is bald?" "Like your face. Where's the Kracken?" said Sailor Sue, before she dealt five card stud with a mortar. "mortar?" I barely ran the faucet before I folded! Placing my head up someone's giant Carrion Crawler. It kissed me with envious flexibility. So I ate it.
It tasted like chicken, which reminds us you shouldn't have eaten the cauliflower. Only organically grown cauliflower should be passed...
Away from this most holy broccoli, the purple headed leopard tiger gunship, eating a wobble in a myconid's most secret crevice, In his butt. The gnome died. In his ashes grew a mushroom holding a ferret skewered on a pointy turnip. A large pointy stick with rounded ends was broken by A ferocious Dragon with feet like rabbits.He breathed ripe sweaty pits, rusty spoons +
Meanwhile... An elf singing a tune fell in love with an umberhulk, but got confused's best friend, Confused the Umberhulk. Lost in translation, ate the Umberhulk. “Better than Baslisk!” TOO MUCH NINJA'ING!!!!!!!!
The elf, heartbroken kidnapped a gnome and made sweet love under a wolf fur blanket while the wolf casually licked his pedigree chum.
Suddenly, a ferret attacked! That Was Spectacular, polymorphed into a beret, then it clamped on by summoning bivalve molluscs, with teeth of a gummy bear. She screamed in her comfy chair, Leather upholstered luxury, with soft cushions filled with nails.
A well padded banana shaped chair, with a large banana shaped seat, for putting large, with a small and a medium high frequencies woofers.
I'm all about egg banana spread with grilled haddock, marianated with turnip and english mustard. Jelly for all! Except the elves, who prefer xvarts with blue beards. Agony stricken cramps hurt Jan Jansen who appeared uninvited. Feelings enough to vomit in. Factually, facts usually follow...
[spoiler]Day 3 awards. Each three words is a link in the story. These are evaluated by a selected panel of judges behind my very own eyes.
As these will be awarded every odd day since the stories beginning, they will be known as the...
The ODD awards
Best use of punctuation - @wubble , for a crafty use of a comma to turn a verb into a name. Best use of a connective - @elminster , for the word except (we can do better than this gno-, I mean peeple.) Best vocabulary - @Shandyr , for the word crevice. Exceptional imagery created in the mind of the reader with that one word... Special mention to @Kamigoroshi and his summoning bivalve molluscs link, I like to see writers treating their readers with respect, and showing a scientific angle. Have a gold star, Most surprising link - @Nimran , for A FERRET ATTACKED! . Most supporting link - @lolien , for his better than basilisk link. He just rolled with it. Most depressing link - @deltago , for his filled with nails link. Most amiable link - @Nonnahswriter , for her singing a tune link . Best link in story - Always hard to choose. This link needs to not only continue the story, but it needs to add to it, set the scene, describe the characters and also allow freedom for anything to happen in the next link... I hope you will agree with me @deltago and his Casually licked his link did this and so much more...[/spoiler]
Well, traffic was getting so funky and posts werr coming left right and centre, it was too difficult to adjudicate. So my proposal is that posts made at roughly the same time can be edited. An edited link can be seen by all, so over tampering can be avoided by collective forum frowning and cajoling.
This will also help the flow of the story. Good sentence structure is all I'm after. If we do manage to develop characters, a plot and good imagery using similes and metaphors... I will personally put a pair of pants on my head, stick two pencils up my nose and say wibble. Then use it as my avatar for a month...
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Once a Gnome begins to speak to mad cows around dinner hour. "Behold!", he cries. "What a guy! He ate my partly severed eye." And I said "Give that back!" But he refused my little request. I had to drop the elephant. After everyone's dead find a cleric. Incoming Wild Surge! Have a ferret! Then kill it. With utmost joy. I hugged Roy. Down he went. Mine, I say! People are mean! Ferrets are EVIL!
Had a poo, found a jewel, poo covered jewel, gleaming ghastly red. Under the pillow he kept it.
What can change the nature of him being Groot in a nutshell without a nutcracker? Perhaps, change comes under the blanket protected from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. After Eyjafjallajökull's eruption everyone becomes supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian floccinaucinihilipilification. This escalated quickly the gnome thought before he read this insane story.
"How about now," said Sir Noober, the village idiot as he followed the gnome into a temple of the Butt God, benevoltent lord of the village idiot and his wife, Maple Willow Aspen, keeper of the staff of chaos chesterfield. Soon the Staff Chesterfield began to smoke and softly sing songs while the butt sat in a vigorously vibrating armchair that aroused its passion for tacos to pleasurable hieghts and internal injuries.
"Enough!" cried an egoistical druid from within the butt end of the....temple complex. "Release the Kraken!" And A tentacled beast rustled his jimmies towards Noober to capture his essence. "I have a bad feeling," said the walking tree.
"Have a !" exclaimed the butcher, as he spat on the . "No thanks!" said the gnome, whom had a turnip filled with whiskey. "I will go first, and you will go... third in the leaderboard of silly people. For Ao was the most illusive voyeur in town.
A clown wept tears of joy which only burned old Neb's corpse into tiny ashes. For the glory of battle joined and hair folicals!
"Elminster is bald?"
"Like your face. Where's the Kracken?" said Sailor Sue, before she dealt five card stud with a mortar.
"mortar?" I barely ran the faucet before I folded! Placing my head up someone's giant Carrion Crawler. It kissed me with envious flexibility. So I ate it.
It tasted like chicken, which reminds us you shouldn't have eaten the cauliflower. Only organically grown cauliflower should be passed...
Away from this most holy broccoli, the purple headed leopard tiger gunship, eating a wobble in a myconid's most secret crevice, In his butt.
The gnome died. In his ashes grew a mushroom holding a ferret skewered on a pointy turnip.
A large pointy stick with rounded ends was broken by A ferocious Dragon with feet like rabbits.He breathed ripe sweaty pits, rusty spoons +
Meanwhile... An elf singing a tune fell in love with an umberhulk, but got confused's best friend, Confused the Umberhulk. Lost in translation, ate the Umberhulk. “Better than Baslisk!”
TOO MUCH NINJA'ING!!!!!!!!
The elf, heartbroken kidnapped a gnome and made sweet love under a wolf fur blanket while the wolf casually licked his pedigree chum.
Suddenly, a ferret attacked! That Was Spectacular, polymorphed into a beret, then it clamped on by summoning bivalve molluscs, with teeth of a gummy bear. She screamed in her comfy chair, Leather upholstered luxury, with soft cushions filled with nails.
A well padded banana shaped chair, with a large banana shaped seat, for putting large, with a small and a medium high frequencies woofers.
I'm all about egg banana spread with grilled haddock, marianated with turnip and english mustard. Jelly for all! Except the elves, who prefer xvarts with blue beards.
Agony stricken cramps hurt Jan Jansen who appeared uninvited. Feelings enough to vomit in. Factually, facts usually follow...
As these will be awarded every odd day since the stories beginning, they will be known as the... Best use of punctuation - @wubble , for a crafty use of a comma to turn a verb into a name.
Best use of a connective - @elminster , for the word except (we can do better than this gno-, I mean peeple.)
Best vocabulary - @Shandyr , for the word crevice. Exceptional imagery created in the mind of the reader with that one word... Special mention to @Kamigoroshi and his summoning bivalve molluscs link, I like to see writers treating their readers with respect, and showing a scientific angle. Have a gold star,
Most surprising link - @Nimran , for A FERRET ATTACKED! .
Most supporting link - @lolien , for his better than basilisk link. He just rolled with it.
Most depressing link - @deltago , for his filled with nails link.
Most amiable link - @Nonnahswriter , for her singing a tune link .
Best link in story - Always hard to choose. This link needs to not only continue the story, but it needs to add to it, set the scene, describe the characters and also allow freedom for anything to happen in the next link... I hope you will agree with me @deltago and his Casually licked his link did this and so much more...[/spoiler]
A note on NINJAS.
@Shandyr asked: @Anduin How do you handle ninja'ing?
Well, traffic was getting so funky and posts werr coming left right and centre, it was too difficult to adjudicate. So my proposal is that posts made at roughly the same time can be edited. An edited link can be seen by all, so over tampering can be avoided by collective forum frowning and cajoling.
This will also help the flow of the story. Good sentence structure is all I'm after. If we do manage to develop characters, a plot and good imagery using similes and metaphors... I will personally put a pair of pants on my head, stick two pencils up my nose and say wibble. Then use it as my avatar for a month...