The eternal hatred of a diabolical mummy gnome! Which is cool, because, super villain! And, maybe someday we'll get to wear color coordinated super ferret outfits. With masks! So, there's that.
And, here's a bit of shiny foil I found. It's yours!
@Nimran, sorry, I guess I'm influenced by my fandom of the Get Fuzzy comic to see cats and ferrets as natural enemies. I think nature would consider them rival predators, although aren't ferrets opportunistic omnivores, like humans, raccoons and bears?
LOL - I just realized something I said earlier referencing that I couldn't relate to the "ferret fad on the forums".
Nice alliteration, no? That should be the name for it. The "Fantastic Ferret Fad of our Fabulous, Friendly Forums". Isn't it freaky and fortunate?
Aye, @BelgarathMTH, for the Fabulous Force of the Ferreteers and the Ferret Force Five are furiously ferocious, yet fuzzy and friendly to all who would fight to free their fur from the ferret-hating foe formed from formaldehyde and floppy fused frills of falsehoods, @Anduin!
Alas, I can never join the Ferret Legion. Can you imagine what a play/wrestling match would look like between my dwarf hamsters and a ferret? Not pretty…
So I am forever destined to visit pet shops for my Ferret fix, and worst of all… I get no cookies.
BTW, I looked up the answer to my question above about what ferrets eat. It turns out that they are obligate carnivores just like cats, and they do compete for the same prey. You could probably use a ferret for a mouser, just like a cat.
If anyone is as new to ferrets as I am and wants to learn more, here's a link to the wikipedia article, which is very good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret
BTW, I looked up the answer to my question above about what ferrets eat. It turns out that they are obligate carnivores just like cats, and they do compete for the same prey. You could probably use a ferret for a mouser, just like a cat.
If anyone is as new to ferrets as I am and wants to learn more, here's a link to the wikipedia article, which is very good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret
I'd never join such an ignoble rag-tag band of filthy commoners. It baffles me that the unwashed masses have not yet learned their place. The ferret serfs are just where they belong: serving their hamster betters.
The eternal hatred of a diabolical mummy gnome! Which is cool, because, super villain!
That is no way to speak to your betters!
@Anduin is not a "super-villain". He is merely misunderstood because you base-born, ferret-loving bigots lack appreciation for the proud tradition of mummy culture.
Royal mummy blood has been passed down through generations (literally, hand to hand. It was in a vial.) from King Tutankhamun to Anduin today. I ought to mock you for insulting a high-born gentlegnome, but alas, I am beyond such impropriety.
Thank you @booinyoureyes . If only there were more fellow hamsters with your wit, vision and charismatic personality.
No one understands what I'm trying to do here... Which is save the world from the ferret apocalypse!
Not that ferrets are evil...
Black rats aren't evil either... Didn't stop them delivering fleas carrying deadly bacterium killing 200 million plus in the most deadly plague in human history. The black death.
I predict Ferrets will deliver more Fleas containing a virulent flesh eating virus that will decimate all animal life...
This good guy has to battle on... I feel like an undead version of Bruce Willis. Die Hard! ... No wait... Live Hard... ??? ... Undead Hard? Nope... Dead Harder? Dead another Day? Dead with a vengeance?
@anduin Ferrets might not be evil but you ARE by your own admission,why would anyone trust an obviously evil mummy? Not to mention you like cauliflower, yeuch!
@Anduin ferrets will not be your scapegoat, evil undead lord! we all know you are using your necromantic powers to create a magical plague, while you lay blame on us to stear attention away! it is all a part of the game of politics, and ferrets are but a pawn in this game, soldiers to carry out your battles. however, you don't need us anymore with your new walking tank, a sort of Metal Golem, capable of launching nuclear weapons across the world without any support! not only that, but why would you need ferrets with your undead army at your command and a ferret killed can be added to that army? rest assured that our agents will stop you, and we'll free ourselves from governments and ideologies in our new Outer Heaven. there we will not be pawns to hamsters, or humans, or mummified gnomes. we'll be free to fight the battles we choose! beware, anduin. the ferret legion will grow and become a rivaling force with a deterant force surpassing your own. we are your pawn no more!
This good guy has to battle on... I feel like an undead version of Bruce Willis. Die Hard! ... No wait... Live Hard... ??? ... Undead Hard? Nope... Dead Harder? Dead another Day? Dead with a vengeance?
Undie Hard Undie Hard 2: Undie Harder Then I will come in as the Sam Jackson to your Bruce Willis in Undie Hard With a Vengeance
Following sequels will be disregarded more than the Baldur's Gate novel trilogy that does not exist. But if there were they would be called Die Free or Undie Hard and A Good Day to Undie Hard (which doesn't make sense because we all know mummies hate daylight... this is why I insist on ignoring these films)
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Edit: Why is that a perk for me? I'm British I have the NHS to cover all my dental, medical and queueing needs.
And, here's a bit of shiny foil I found. It's yours!
LOL - I just realized something I said earlier referencing that I couldn't relate to the "ferret fad on the forums".
Nice alliteration, no? That should be the name for it. The "Fantastic Ferret Fad of our Fabulous, Friendly Forums". Isn't it freaky and fortunate?
(Image by, fittingly enough, Ferret on Deviant Art)
So I am forever destined to visit pet shops for my Ferret fix, and worst of all… I get no cookies.
If anyone is as new to ferrets as I am and wants to learn more, here's a link to the wikipedia article, which is very good:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret
Rocket the Raccoon and his ilk are omnivores like bears and humans. If you want to learn more about them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon
On the theme of interesting animals, thinking about intelligent animals and omnivores got me curious about the raven, another fascinating creature that has taken a place in the mythological human pantheon of totem animals:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_raven
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/common_raven/lifehistory
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2mUk9FXlLdAJ5xtGmU6xIw
Let them eat cake!
@Anduin is not a "super-villain". He is merely misunderstood because you base-born, ferret-loving bigots lack appreciation for the proud tradition of mummy culture.
Royal mummy blood has been passed down through generations (literally, hand to hand. It was in a vial.) from King Tutankhamun to Anduin today. I ought to mock you for insulting a high-born gentlegnome, but alas, I am beyond such impropriety.
No one understands what I'm trying to do here... Which is save the world from the ferret apocalypse!
Not that ferrets are evil...
Black rats aren't evil either... Didn't stop them delivering fleas carrying deadly bacterium killing 200 million plus in the most deadly plague in human history. The black death.
I predict Ferrets will deliver more Fleas containing a virulent flesh eating virus that will decimate all animal life...
This good guy has to battle on... I feel like an undead version of Bruce Willis. Die Hard! ... No wait... Live Hard... ??? ... Undead Hard? Nope... Dead Harder? Dead another Day? Dead with a vengeance?
*sigh*
Undie Hard 2: Undie Harder
Then I will come in as the Sam Jackson to your Bruce Willis in
Undie Hard With a Vengeance
Following sequels will be disregarded more than the Baldur's Gate novel trilogy that does not exist. But if there were they would be called Die Free or Undie Hard and A Good Day to Undie Hard (which doesn't make sense because we all know mummies hate daylight... this is why I insist on ignoring these films)
Don't trust him! 30 silver cookies of silver in exchange for your eternal soul