Also, I am very disappointed that the Ferret Legion does not intervene when one member of them attempts to drag them into the broccoli cauliflower war and joins with an old enemy of theirs.
Thus I conclude that enemies of the Ferret Legion can just turn into friends and vice versa randomly at the whim of single members of them.
Not only does this make the Ferret Legion seem very unreliable but also unpredictable and some may even say.... dangerous.
One day you are their friend, the next day you are their foe, the next day their friend and so on. Just as it pleases single members of them.
Really now, @Shandyr? If I didn't know any better, I'd say this comment was an act of contention. Let's not forget who had once essentially erased his support of the Legion in an attempt at a truce with a certain mummified gnome. A truce that seemed absolutely SCANDALOUS at the time, and, frankly, still does.
As for @wubble, was he not also attacked first by @Aedan after returning to these forums? And after they had settled on a truce of their own? You can play this blame game all you like, but the Ferret Lord has a long memory, and history simply must never be ignored.
I still say Join the Martians! We have free unlimited supply of popcorn!
What are the Martians' views on evil undead mummy lich gnomes who seek world domination?
If we can sell the live feed of their invasion and the undead is not trying to conquer Mars then I say go for it. Otherwise I hope this mummy enjoys being a cloud of vapor inside a crater after being hit by our cannons...
The war with Anduin is ongoing, there is no doubt about that. If @wubble wishes to forge an alliance with him, then WE will find a suitable punishment on our own, without outside interference.
*Somewhere, Solid Ferret stirs in his sleep. Something is not right, he can feel it it. The ferret force 5 thread has been necroed, long after his retirement from the elite force. Indeed, noone has seen him for some time. Some say he was busy leading a resistance movement against alien invaders. Others say that he had joined Overwatch, following it's recent illegal call to action, or that he started a farm in some remote town called Stardew Valley. More recently, reports say he's been seen dancing with a genie girl while lyrics call to "Dance Through the Danger". Maybe he's actually done all of this. But... what is most important is that in the past he can think of only one necromancer whom might be involved. However, many might underestimate the master of stealth. He could always be lurking, ready to strike if the moment arises. Evil beware! Solid Ferret may be watching.* (or perhaps his name was Big Ferret, or Naked Ferret. really, the master of stealth does not need people to remember his name!)
I dropped that piano on your head! You were flatter than a pancake! A novelty furry doormat! Squished! Squashed! Irreversibly compressed! Problematically left prone! Terminally twatted!
How... HOW DARE YOU RETURN WITHOUT THE DECENCY OF A GOOD RESURRECTION SPELL!
@Anduin Hah! You foolish necromancer! That is because you actually squished a pancake doormat! Take another look, there are no blood or guts!
For months now, I've watched. I've waited.The Ferret Force 5 may have been no more, but I knew some day I could have my revenge! And so I've shared funky beats with Typo_Tilly of the skunk clan, and stalked the forums that once were home, and the time is now.
Anduin... I challenge you... to a dance battle! *shakes his ferret hips furiously*
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My master will be displeased.
Just look at the Ferret Force 5 and where they are these days.
As for @wubble, was he not also attacked first by @Aedan after returning to these forums? And after they had settled on a truce of their own? You can play this blame game all you like, but the Ferret Lord has a long memory, and history simply must never be ignored.
I... I killed you myself!
I dropped that piano on your head! You were flatter than a pancake! A novelty furry doormat! Squished! Squashed! Irreversibly compressed! Problematically left prone! Terminally twatted!
How... HOW DARE YOU RETURN WITHOUT THE DECENCY OF A GOOD RESURRECTION SPELL!
*Looks for another piano*
For months now, I've watched. I've waited.The Ferret Force 5 may have been no more, but I knew some day I could have my revenge! And so I've shared funky beats with Typo_Tilly of the skunk clan, and stalked the forums that once were home, and the time is now.
Anduin... I challenge you... to a dance battle! *shakes his ferret hips furiously*
Witness my dance moves and swoon into oblivion!