Would You Join the Ferret Legion?
Well, the Ferret Force Five is already full, unless deltaco doesn't return, but now I have a new idea with which I can spread the Ferret Gospel. I am now accepting members of a new legion of ferreteers, and will hand out cookies to any who join willingly! And, if deltaco doesn't come back, there might just be an opening in the Ferret Force Five for anyone interested.
- Would You Join the Ferret Legion?21 votes
- Hell yes, I'll be a Ferreteer!57.14%
- Hell no, I won't be a Ferreteer!38.10%
- ...What? Are you completely insane? Don't come near me, you crazy freak!  4.76%
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You will become roadkill!
I will drown you in fleas!
I will wear your flesh as a fashionable garment!
FOR I HAVE BECOME DEATH! DESTORYER OF WEASELS!
I am eagerly waiting for the pictures in the "mummies in lovely armour" thread.
Having a legion of rodents at yur disposal would be beneficial and it isnt like the head ferret put restrictions on the membership
An animal that can run up your trousers and begin chewing up through you spinal cord to reach the juicy brain stem is pure horror...
@DELTAGO NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE ZOMBIFIED!
(...mwuahaha! wait, what? how is that worthy of a cackle? I am a terrible, terrible villain)