Also, I don't suppose there would be any harm in eating a ferret... I'll try some later, and report back to ya!
Marvellous! Simply Marvellous! And soooo EVIL! Mwhahahahah!
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My only... concern... or criticism... Not with the artwork you understand... But... Ah... The placement of myself on a high balcony with the possibility of a hero pushing me off at a later date, causing an untimely fall onto the fist of the statue, which will, for dramatic effect, burst through my chest in a fountain of gore... This being entirely ironic, as it is obviously a statue of myself, showing my invulnerability and strength... Is... Ever so slightly... Worrying...
But only a minor criticism... The chances of something like that happening must be a million to one...
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As for eating @Nimran ... I feel somewhat amused... Please read this thread for moral support...
Hmph, us dragons can't go anywhere without people assuming that we eat them or want to eat them or want to eat their friends... They are so paranoid...
@GreenWyvern I'm way underweight (5'10" and weigh 120 pounds) [178 cm, 54 kilograms] sooooo believe me, I'm not even remotely offended, just an observation! Plus, in the original picture my neck is rolled such that I kind of look fat in that picture too! Thanks for the pic!
Speak of the Ferret and he shall appear in a cloud of s. Sooooo, @Anduin, your scheming ways have once again led you far from the truth. I happen to be a wereferret now, and anyone who tries to eat me will instead find their throats gouged out. One of the joys of being bigger than your average ferret, who some people think they can just manhandle without consequence.
@GreenWyvern I am sorry to see such an otherwise outstanding individual resort to such crude methods of discovery. Truly, it would have been better for your digestion to ask us how we taste, instead. Now, you can only wait until you succumb to the acid spray that I had implanted in all ferrets in order to combat such hungers.
The acid is both a defense mechanism and a kamikaze attack in one. It possesses the same explosive qualities as a mountain of dynamite, and it explodes upon contact with solid substances. My ferrets have been trained to use this as a last resort, and being eaten certainly warrants such a response. The only thing keeping you alive now is the lack of air in your stomach, though if you were to ever get stabbed or slashed in the gut...
@GreenWyvern I am sorry to see such an otherwise outstanding individual resort to such crude methods of discovery. Truly, it would have been better for your digestion to ask us how we taste, instead. Now, you can only wait until you succumb to the acid spray that I had implanted in all ferrets in order to combat such hungers.
The acid is both a defense mechanism and a kamikaze attack in one. It possesses the same explosive qualities as a mountain of dynamite, and it explodes upon contact with solid substances. My ferrets have been trained to use this as a last resort, and being eaten certainly warrants such a response. The only thing keeping you alive now is the lack of air in your stomach, though if you were to ever get stabbed or slashed in the gut...
Problems:
I'm a wyvern. A bloody carnivorous beast who is mostly lead by the hunger and aggression past on by my ancestors. The fact I have control over my own ravenous instincts for most of the time is a miracle! One such as I should not be held accountable for the behaviours I simply have minimal control over.
YOU. ARE --rice pudding--.
Going out and rigging every single ferret you find with a potentially lethal trap, for the sole purpose of attempting to maim a singular, evil target, is ludicrous! You will kill hundreds, if not thousands of innocent predators such as I in your little scheme, all of us whom need to constantly devour flesh to keep our own poor bones running, just because you have a little vendetta against some twerp! Since tagging along these forums, I have but not done a single evil action [Besides for maybe that one person I chunked... but it was for science!], and now my neutrality is being repaid with death? FOR WHAT? My biological instincts that my intelligence statistic has no say over? That is like saying you will blow up a brass dragon for wanting to have a conversation with you!
Given AlbinoWyvern is an acid-based wyvern, I have taken precautions against both external and internal acid-dents by enchanting a ring or two, but these explosives you mention are quite the danger. I suggest you help cure me of this ailment at once [with some gold compensation, of course], or I may have to press charges for your ignorance towards the needs of other species than yourself!
as more and more people get their new pictures I feel more and more out of place.
@greenwyvern might you be willing to either make me a picture of Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid (dude saluting in my current picture) or a picture of my ferret self alone that would do well as a forum pic? these are all so great so I don't want to continue to be left out
*Puts moderator hat on.* Can we please change the subject? I would rather not have a flame war over something like this... Remember the site rules.
Flame war?
Wait, what? I thought this was a silly RP or somethingorother... but I do understand that there are people that have been known to cause issues over small things within D&D based communities, and I respect your request. I also understand that pulling out the "THAT'S --rice pudding--" card, even when intended completely as a joke, may be a very insensitive thing to do.
[My intent was to have GreenWyvern attempt to excuse the fact he ate a ferret on the basis of instincts as well as convincing Nimran to help sort out the whole exploding thing]
as more and more people get their new pictures I feel more and more out of place.
@greenwyvern might you be willing to either make me a picture of Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid (dude saluting in my current picture) or a picture of my ferret self alone that would do well as a forum pic? these are all so great so I don't want to continue to be left out
Hey, look, I actually posted something related to an Baldur's Gate!
Now time for something not related to anything!
Wish I could recreate these in one of the infinity engine games, but the lizardfolk sprites in them are way too muscly to fit Dzrake. >.O Anyway, you should tell us a bit more about them, methinks!
And, if it's not too much, you could try drawing our characters from IWDEE, to commemorise our epic adventures.
I wish a new portrait. A more evil one. I wish to have my avatar showing my evil self, as a puppeteer, pulling the strings of a undead skeleton or a hapless ferret... I would do it myself... But my talents appear to be failing somewhat...
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My only... concern... or criticism... Not with the artwork you understand... But... Ah... The placement of myself on a high balcony with the possibility of a hero pushing me off at a later date, causing an untimely fall onto the fist of the statue, which will, for dramatic effect, burst through my chest in a fountain of gore... This being entirely ironic, as it is obviously a statue of myself, showing my invulnerability and strength... Is... Ever so slightly... Worrying...
But only a minor criticism... The chances of something like that happening must be a million to one...
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As for eating @Nimran ... I feel somewhat amused... Please read this thread for moral support...
http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/31207/what-should-you-do-if-you-have-been-accidently-eaten-by-your-pet-pit-fiend-choose-an-option/p1
(I wrote "Shamrock day" instead of St. Patrick's day, because I tried learning English from Animal Crossing. Oops.)
@GreenWyvern I am sorry to see such an otherwise outstanding individual resort to such crude methods of discovery. Truly, it would have been better for your digestion to ask us how we taste, instead. Now, you can only wait until you succumb to the acid spray that I had implanted in all ferrets in order to combat such hungers.
The acid is both a defense mechanism and a kamikaze attack in one. It possesses the same explosive qualities as a mountain of dynamite, and it explodes upon contact with solid substances. My ferrets have been trained to use this as a last resort, and being eaten certainly warrants such a response. The only thing keeping you alive now is the lack of air in your stomach, though if you were to ever get stabbed or slashed in the gut...
*Anduin purchases ring of acid immunity...*
I'm a wyvern. A bloody carnivorous beast who is mostly lead by the hunger and aggression past on by my ancestors. The fact I have control over my own ravenous instincts for most of the time is a miracle! One such as I should not be held accountable for the behaviours I simply have minimal control over.
YOU. ARE --rice pudding--.
Going out and rigging every single ferret you find with a potentially lethal trap, for the sole purpose of attempting to maim a singular, evil target, is ludicrous! You will kill hundreds, if not thousands of innocent predators such as I in your little scheme, all of us whom need to constantly devour flesh to keep our own poor bones running, just because you have a little vendetta against some twerp! Since tagging along these forums, I have but not done a single evil action [Besides for maybe that one person I chunked... but it was for science!], and now my neutrality is being repaid with death? FOR WHAT? My biological instincts that my intelligence statistic has no say over? That is like saying you will blow up a brass dragon for wanting to have a conversation with you!
Given AlbinoWyvern is an acid-based wyvern, I have taken precautions against both external and internal acid-dents by enchanting a ring or two, but these explosives you mention are quite the danger. I suggest you help cure me of this ailment at once [with some gold compensation, of course], or I may have to press charges for your ignorance towards the needs of other species than yourself!
Let's not have another certain polish incident...
@greenwyvern might you be willing to either make me a picture of Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid (dude saluting in my current picture) or a picture of my ferret self alone that would do well as a forum pic? these are all so great so I don't want to continue to be left out
Wait, what? I thought this was a silly RP or somethingorother... but I do understand that there are people that have been known to cause issues over small things within D&D based communities, and I respect your request. I also understand that pulling out the "THAT'S --rice pudding--" card, even when intended completely as a joke, may be a very insensitive thing to do.
[My intent was to have GreenWyvern attempt to excuse the fact he ate a ferret on the basis of instincts as well as convincing Nimran to help sort out the whole exploding thing]
So uh... alright, I'll sop...
Sorry.
I'm still alive, even if I haven't posted here in a month or two.
*More centred*
the fact that it has a knife in it's mouth is also fitting considering another foxhound symbol
now I'm only missing one thing: an eyepatch
edit: just realized I screwed up and said that the kojipro sign is a foxhound sign. my bad...
edit to my edit: i just realized I hit quote instead of edit. my bad again... I'll just spoiler tag the original stuff
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@Tresset, here's the Noober you requested!
Now time for something not related to anything!
And, if it's not too much, you could try drawing our characters from IWDEE, to commemorise our epic adventures.
@AlbinoWyvern and @GreenWyvern may I hire your wondrous artistic services?
I wish a new portrait. A more evil one. I wish to have my avatar showing my evil self, as a puppeteer, pulling the strings of a undead skeleton or a hapless ferret... I would do it myself... But my talents appear to be failing somewhat...