I'm just associated, though I'm a firm ally of the ferret cause and will Provide succour and aid for ferrets in need on my wall.
I am an enemy of ferrets everywhere! If @Nimran is the Ferret leader and @Anduin is the super-villain, I am Anduin's wealthy financier.
What? ... you thought exploding fleas paid for themselves????
Perhaps I could be the True Neutral travelling shopkeeper whom supplies both side? You got the money, and I got the connections! I also provide musical services, if need be.
@GreenWyvern said: Perhaps I could be the True Neutral travelling shopkeeper whom supplies both side? You got the money, and I got the connections! I also provide musical services, if need be.
That sounds like a wise choice, and a financially sound one. The ferret wars can be relentless. Safer to stay out of the conflict as much as possible. Dangerous as it can be dealing with either side, there is much profit to be made for a cleaver young entrepreneur.
If either side threatens me, then they lose my services, thus, the opposite side will have an upper hand.
If Anduin tries to kill me, who will he go to for things like fleas with bombs? One could say he's a gnome, and can make them himself, but I doubt his vision. Not to mention, if he doesn't manage to kill me, then I can go over and tell the ferrets all about his ditry secrets, for a fee, of course.
Ah yes, war may be terrible, but it brings in the gold!
Please can I get you to consider financing this evil Castle of doom. It's mere presence will suck hope and optimism from our... err... Competitors. It will come fully equipped with death Ray, internal deadly aquatics moat with dropping drawbridge and enough office space to store a host of bureaucratic soulless pen pushing jobsworths to make any arch-devil proud. All that is required is your signature here.
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Please circle if you would not also like us to pass your details to our other specially selected business associates who may abuse your mind and soul through the medium of email. Please can we reassure you that your privacy is our utmost concern after of course profit and numerous other things.
Please note we will continue to post this until you agree.
This does not effect your legal rights. We can do this like it or not.
Perhaps I could loan you the money you require, as you chase down your moneybags of a friend? I'd be happy to introduce you to some nice death-ray craftsmen I know!
I'm just associated, though I'm a firm ally of the ferret cause and will Provide succour and aid for ferrets in need on my wall.
I am an enemy of ferrets everywhere! If @Nimran is the Ferret leader and @Anduin is the super-villain, I am Anduin's wealthy financier.
What? ... you thought exploding fleas paid for themselves????
You are over the word count, timer set.
You know, I just took those fleas that I disabled, enabled them and planted them on top of the cuteness in the community box, knowing you'd be around to collect eventually. Looks like flame-broiled hamster for lunch.
This turn of events is most unfortunate! Well, adventurers laden with thousands of gold in expensive scrolls wander the wilds looking for stoned people to set free, so the wait shouldn't be long. Don't forget to reward then with a ring or piece of jewelry worth approximately 1/100th of the value of the Stone to Flesh Scroll. They do love a reward!
@GreenWyvern: Ahahahah, looks like I hit this forum with my "latin lover" side, lately (right, @tresset? )! I like that picture, it is funny! Thank you!
Speak of the Ferret Lord, and he shall appear. After spending a few days away from the forum, I come back to find this. I have to say, these aren't bad at all. Fine work, GW.
Now, if I was still a normal ferret, I would give you a , but since I am now a wereferret, it should only be fair if I gave you a were instead.
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Perhaps I could be the True Neutral travelling shopkeeper whom supplies both side? You got the money, and I got the connections! I also provide musical services, if need be.
That sounds like a wise choice, and a financially sound one. The ferret wars can be relentless. Safer to stay out of the conflict as much as possible. Dangerous as it can be dealing with either side, there is much profit to be made for a cleaver young entrepreneur.
If either side threatens me, then they lose my services, thus, the opposite side will have an upper hand.
If Anduin tries to kill me, who will he go to for things like fleas with bombs? One could say he's a gnome, and can make them himself, but I doubt his vision. Not to mention, if he doesn't manage to kill me, then I can go over and tell the ferrets all about his ditry secrets, for a fee, of course.
Ah yes, war may be terrible, but it brings in the gold!
We need mone-
*cough*
Please can I get you to consider financing this evil Castle of doom. It's mere presence will suck hope and optimism from our... err... Competitors. It will come fully equipped with death Ray, internal deadly aquatics moat with dropping drawbridge and enough office space to store a host of bureaucratic soulless pen pushing jobsworths to make any arch-devil proud. All that is required is your signature here.
.................
Please circle if you would not also like us to pass your details to our other specially selected business associates who may abuse your mind and soul through the medium of email. Please can we reassure you that your privacy is our utmost concern after of course profit and numerous other things.
Please note we will continue to post this until you agree.
This does not effect your legal rights. We can do this like it or not.
Perhaps I could loan you the money you require, as you chase down your moneybags of a friend? I'd be happy to introduce you to some nice death-ray craftsmen I know!
You know, I just took those fleas that I disabled, enabled them and planted them on top of the cuteness in the community box, knowing you'd be around to collect eventually. Looks like flame-broiled hamster for lunch.
http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/39720/ferret-force-five-and-the-deadly-peril-of-fiendishly-perilous-perils-in-the-scrypts-of-doom#latest
Maybe a moderator can move our posts over there to clean up our dear friend Vinny's thread?
@Troodon80
@deltago
Uh...
@Elrandir
decisions... decisions...
Anyhow, that taco-portrait looks MUCH better as a thumbnail than a full picture, in my opinion!
Thanks again.
What would happen if I made the statue sneeze?
*tickles statues nose with a feather*
And you removed all the age lines, I'm youthful again!
I like that picture, it is funny! Thank you!
But what if she's eaten by then? Basilisks kind of, you know, do that...
@Troodon80 @Elrandir @Metalloman
Thank you all very much! I'm glad you like them!
@Metalloman be careful with that rose! You may prick your tongue!
Isn't that girl the one who was petrified by the basilisks in BG?
I just made her up off the top of my head!
Now, if I was still a normal ferret, I would give you a