While making an order for this Tuba, Tresset would goof around with the poor instrument maker's items, sticking his head where it doesn't belong, nor fit. After breaking several drums and a didgeridoo, the instrument maker contacted a friend of his, who enchanted this regular old tuba with an interesting property. After receiving his Tuba, Tresset did exactly what the instrument maker expected him to; put his head in it. Surprisingly, due to the enchantment, the Tuba fit right around his head! The unfortunate part is, taking it off wasn't quite as easy as putting it on.
After a hefty night of drinking, Wubble woke up to find a violin by his side. Nobody at the tavern knew who it belonged to, but a keen mage was able to identify it as having +1 damage and +1 THAC0. Wubble is sure he's better at using it to hit people than to actually play.
I have a request. Can you draw a picture with a large anvil / piano / troll suspended by a rope, above unsuspecting ferrets, with me at the end of the cantilever system, rubbing my hands in glee with a knife in my mouth with lots of atmospheric, expect someone to die, artistic impression added.
I am still trying to figure out how you knew exactly what I was like in high school band class... My teacher was always telling me to stop messing with other people's instruments...
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Hey! Its @jackjack /Elan. When he returns he should use it
Can you make one for my Ranger's animal companion @rufus_hobart ?
Also, I'll see about Roofers!
@Nimran
@elminster @Southpaw
Quite a bit of effort for a pun! [For whom don't get it, it's Southpaw playing a left-handed guitar...]
I hope everyone enjoys this!
(The guitar names are "The Sageblaster" and "7-Blade")
@Tresset and the Tuba of Holding!
While making an order for this Tuba, Tresset would goof around with the poor instrument maker's items, sticking his head where it doesn't belong, nor fit. After breaking several drums and a didgeridoo, the instrument maker contacted a friend of his, who enchanted this regular old tuba with an interesting property. After receiving his Tuba, Tresset did exactly what the instrument maker expected him to; put his head in it. Surprisingly, due to the enchantment, the Tuba fit right around his head! The unfortunate part is, taking it off wasn't quite as easy as putting it on.
@wubble and The Violince!
After a hefty night of drinking, Wubble woke up to find a violin by his side. Nobody at the tavern knew who it belonged to, but a keen mage was able to identify it as having +1 damage and +1 THAC0. Wubble is sure he's better at using it to hit people than to actually play.
Did you go to high school with me?
I think I have a new profile pic!
You know who could use a GreenWyvernification? @Quartz with his current "self-portrait"
I have a request. Can you draw a picture with a large anvil / piano / troll suspended by a rope, above unsuspecting ferrets, with me at the end of the cantilever system, rubbing my hands in glee with a knife in my mouth with lots of atmospheric, expect someone to die, artistic impression added.
It would make me so happy.
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Also... Do wyverns eat ferrets?
Let's see what I can do...
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@Anduin
This happened. I'm sorry.
Also, I don't suppose there would be any harm in eating a ferret... I'll try some later, and report back to ya!
I borrowed some tech from a crazy robot friend
As such... @Anduin - EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Come on, @Nimran , scratch and crawl your way back into the world of the living! Do it!