TRUE! If you have a sufficient supply of beans, all other foods become supplements. One could survive for a long time on beans only, and longer still if supplemented with whatever the hell one can find, like dandelions and sorrel. Also, you need lots less animal products if you eat enough beans. And those are just the beans we eat. Beans are responsible for coffee and chocolate as well. What could possibly not be magical about that? You want more magic? Beans grant you up to 7 Stinking Clouds a day if consumed in sufficient amounts. And some of them jump. And when in bloom, you can get high for free just walking somewhere downwind of a bean field. They *are* magical. The next poster thinks magic is nothing more than misunderstood technology.
False, sort of. Mostly because if ten million fireflies lit up the world, and my eyes could see them, I would no longer be falling asleep because I wouldn't miss that, so it would be more like "as I was startled out of falling asleep" more than "as I fell asleep"...and really, whether or not I wouldn't believe my eyes is a function of where in the world I am. Where I live, I've never seen fireflies but it wouldn't seem outside the realms of probability that they could survive or even thrive here as an invasive species so I think I could believe my eyes even if I wasn't certain in that moment about the source.
@Shandyr What joke? @Ravenslight Well I've heard "Winter is coming...". Haven't you? @gorgonzola You can't play Icewind Dale too much. It's great when you get bored with sorting through woollen underwear, building a wall of cans of beans and reading up on how to milk a walrus and barefoot penguinherding for dummies. @Skatan That's right
The next poster has seen enough of @profanitywarning for quite a while.
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The next poster's childhood hero was Edmund Blackadder. And possibly still is.
The next poster is brand loyal when it comes to baked beans.
The next poster finds beans to be simply magical fruit...
The next poster thinks magic is nothing more than misunderstood technology.
The next poster knows, that with a bottle of puffin one can circumnavigate the whole wide world.
The next poster's bathroom is as clean as a dwarven beard.
The next poster thinks 9 days is a World Record for no-one posting on the next poster thread.
The next poster comes from the Bearenstein Bears alternate reality rather than the Bearenstain Bears reality we're trapped in.
The next poster has missed me alot these last couple of weeks.
The next poster thinks you can't beat a decent cup of tea.
A great cup of tea will beat a decent cup, every time.
The next poster knows that they should really quit reading this thread and get back to work.
The next poster feels very happy
The next poster will not overthink this sentence.
The next poster wants to see more glasses wearers within the Baldur's Gate saga.
The next poster is wearing glasses.
The next poster has had a great summer!
The next poster is preparing for an ice age.
The next poster wants to know what @profanitywarning has heard.
The next poster think that @profanitywarning is playing Icewind Dale a little too much...
The next poster thinks that @profanitywarning will have a new record of notifications the next time she/he login.
@Ravenslight Well I've heard "Winter is coming...". Haven't you?
@gorgonzola You can't play Icewind Dale too much. It's great when you get bored with sorting through woollen underwear, building a wall of cans of beans and reading up on how to milk a walrus and barefoot penguinherding for dummies.
@Skatan That's right
The next poster has seen enough of @profanitywarning for quite a while.
The next poster thinks I went just a liiiiitle overboard.
The next poster thinks we can go even more overboard. and that we will do it.
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The next poster thinks that we may chase the poor man away.
Ignore this post about the purpose of the thread, and use the post above to continue.
The next person prefer to stay up late in weekends where one have the day off the next day(s)
EDIT: Oh did I Break a chain here? Better Hide.
The next poster believes that sloth should be a virtue.