True, but I know a friend (kinda) that is some sort of hippiester (like a hipster, but more old school woodstock, wild beard than perfect beard, man bun and beer) who has one of those old "dumb" phones.
The next poster has never heard of fairphone before, but will google it and really, really consider buying one the next time he or she need to buy a new phone.
False, sorta. It's true I googled it, and it's true I'd be more interested in that than a regular cell phone but the next time I need to buy a new phone it'll be because something's wrong with my cordless landline phone lmao
The next poster wishes phones were just augmented reality neural/optic never implants...the true hands-free!
True. Doesn't everyone's? I was under the impression that they can’t even leave the factory without proof that they can eat a certain number of socks in a given period of time.
The next poster always buys two pairs of socks at a time to compensate for this fact.
False, I don't drink heavily enough to get drunk, much less hung over, any more (and when I did I only got hungover twice that I can remember...lotta alcoholics up both sides of my family tree and I guess their resistances are genetic lmao).
The next poster has groggily made breakfast mistakes in the morning (like pouring orange juice on cold cereal) and has a good story of one of those times for the thread!
True, I played the Grinch and my best friend at the time played the Grinch's dog Max when we were in grade 7. I almost remembered all my lines properly. Was also in a couple musicals but not in major roles.
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The next person would like to have a sloth pet.
Do I need to say more?
The next poster wants a vacation.
The next poster thinks any kind of magic, if sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from technology.
The next poster is playing pokemon Go!
The next poster doesn't know anyone who doesn't have a cell phone who isn't a senior citizen or a pre-adolescent.
The next poster has never heard of fairphone before, but will google it and really, really consider buying one the next time he or she need to buy a new phone.
The next poster wishes phones were just augmented reality neural/optic never implants...the true hands-free!
The next poster is glad I am back
The next poster is looking forward to what @Aedan will cook for us.
The next poster missed @Aedan
The next poster's washing machine eats socks on a daily basis.
The next poster always buys two pairs of socks at a time to compensate for this fact.
The next poster hates doing the laundry.
False, I don't seem to have that problem.
Really?... (Wonders what form of magic sparkleav uses.)
False.
The next poster loves Stephen King’s, “The Shawshank Redeption”.
@Ravenslight No magic, just not happened with the current washing machine. Now that I've said that the sock monster will strike!
The next poster loves Halloween - the holiday, not the movie.
The next poster likes to look at him/herself in the mirror wearing nothing but socks.
The next poster has been in Greece (please tell us exactly where).
The next poster knows that koala and panda babies are raised on poop. But still think of them as cute.
The next poster knows that real kimchi is often fermented in pig poop. But still thinks of it as delicious.
The next poster is hungover like.. whatever is an appropriate animal to describe being super-hungover.
The next poster has groggily made breakfast mistakes in the morning (like pouring orange juice on cold cereal) and has a good story of one of those times for the thread!
The next poster is a living meme.
I mean, false.
The next poster has been in a play.
The next poster is a Who down in Whoville.
The next poster ended up in page 105.
The next poster has read the whole topic and remembers almost each question and answer.
The next poster hates to work overtime.
The next poster hates to work overtime because he loves so much the work he is doing that he feels guilty having too much of it.