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  • gorgonzolagorgonzola Member Posts: 3,864
    Paisà are you kidding? I am Italian and I like the true italian pizza con la pommarola 'n coppa (With tomato on top) :smiley:

    The next poster had/will have pizza for dinner today.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353

    Paisà are you kidding? I am Italian and I like the true italian pizza con la pommarola 'n coppa (With tomato on top) :smiley:

    The next poster had/will have pizza for dinner today.

    A vegan one, but True! Roasted garlic and mushroom with fakey vegan cheese that melts in just the right way...mmmmmm...

    The next poster will tell us what other ingredients would go best on a pizza made with ape meat from their own body (I think onion, broccoli and apple slices would go pretty well on mine).
  • FrancoisFrancois Member Posts: 452
    edited November 2016
    Yeah, I'd say onions, hot peppers, human ape meat in bacon, ham and sausage form. I guess the cheese would also have to be from ape milk. And tomato sauce from a man-ape polymorphed into a transgenic solanacea. Alternatively, substitute all ingredients for turnips.

    The next poster suffered an embarrassing cooking accident at some point in the past.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    True. But I'll never reveal that one incident where a headless chicken kicked a customer in the face. Oh shi-...

    The next poster has a deep running taste for the macabre.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Not really, I'm quite experienced in the kitchen. Though I burned my finger badly just the other day. I stuck that finger where it weren't supposed to be. Damn frying pan. Damn gas stove. Not used to that.

    The next poster will post a picture of the cutest cat evah!
  • TStaelTStael Member Posts: 861
    edited November 2016
    True enough:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_lynx

    In proportion to absolute grace and actual number of animals in the wild, Iberian Lynx needs must score high indeed! But let us not fall unto panda fallacy: ugly animals also should be protected from extinction.


    The next poster is happy of their neighbour(s).


    Cue. As a Finn I turn around the joke: "What is the difference between the Swedes and the Finns? The Finns have a nice neighbour!" Svenskjävlar, we love you too! ;-)
  • profanitywarningprofanitywarning Member Posts: 294
    edited November 2016
    TStael said:



    (...)
    The next poster is happy of their neighbour(s).
    (...)

    Totally.
    TStael said:


    (...) ugly animals also should be protected from extinction.(...)

    Absolutely. Not ticks though. Ticks should be extinct.

    The next poster has never met their neighbour or their neighbours cat.

    Edit: the tick comment.
  • TStaelTStael Member Posts: 861
    False.

    NB: Even if the Swedes - and also Estonians, Norwagians, Danish, Icelanders - are quite the Iberian Lynx for glamour, we love them either openly or a bit grudginly for better things, like being pretty great neighbours.

    Plus ticks risk no extiction, unlike wolverine. Should they, I trust they'll be preserved right next to the last remaining strains of pox viruses, for geo-political power play, of such like... ;-)


    The next poster loves comics art, and tells which original panel they'd give up their small finger for - were they unto such deals! :tongue:
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    False. I like it but don't love it enough to sacrifice body parts for it. I liked Spiderman as a kid.

    The next poster will be reborn as a tick in their next life.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Not if I can help it.

    The next poster believes that all ticks should be killed.
  • gorgonzolagorgonzola Member Posts: 3,864
    False.
    Be kind to your blood drinking friends, for a tick may somebody's mother....

    The next poster think that humans act toward the planet just as ticks act toward mammals, suck all the good, spread disease and don't give anything good.
  • FrancoisFrancois Member Posts: 452
    False. The only reason humans were allowed to evolve was because the universe wanted plastic.

    The next poster is a George Carlin fan.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Can't say I've heard of such a person.

    The next poster likes their bell peppers medium rare.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    False, I like them replaced with Carolina Reapers.

    The next poster is at least 99 billion scoville units strong.
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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Mnahn'.

    Nilgh'ri kn'a hrii geb h'ehye-n'grkdl'lh.
  • RodrianRodrian Member Posts: 426
    Yhym ta jasne, no już. .

    A tak w ogóle to nie, a nawet tak! Co nie?
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    True.

    The next poster is maniacal.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    False.

    The next poster is compos mentis.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    False. I am controlled by the aliens. The aliens are nice.

    The next poster has an alien happy implant in their brain that forces them to be happy no matter what.
  • RelSundanRelSundan Member Posts: 918
    False, I stay happy on my own!

    The next person is h-h-h-happyy
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    False. I am controlled by the aliens. The aliens are nice.

    The next poster has an alien happy implant in their brain that forces them to be happy no matter what.

    Of course we are...
    RelSundan said:

    False, I stay happy on my own!

    The next person is h-h-h-happyy

    You're free to believe you have no implant of course... we just want everyone to be happy :)

    Back on topic...

    Yes I'm happy... the reasons will become clear in time...

    The next poster is not an alien...
  • FrancoisFrancois Member Posts: 452
    False. We're all somebody's alien.

    The next poster has eaten the member berries.
  • GenderNihilismGirdleGenderNihilismGirdle Member Posts: 1,353
    False.

    The next poster is an Autobot who brings the fight to the Decepticons instead of waiting for them to do bad.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Not sure if true or false. Does they have something to do with Tetris?

    The next poster thinks they have something to do with Tetris.
  • profanitywarningprofanitywarning Member Posts: 294
    Unsure. What is this "Tetris" you speak of?

    The next poster likes to torture insects and other small things.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    False.

    The next poster is kind.
  • profanitywarningprofanitywarning Member Posts: 294
    True. Just don't tell anyone.

    The next poster has not posted in this thread before.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    False.

    The next poster is the next but one poster's worst nightmare.
  • FrancoisFrancois Member Posts: 452
    False. Anybody's ''worst'' nightmare is not so bad that it can't get worse. I am that person's worsest nightmare.

    The next poster is doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather he wasn't doing.
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