True. I tried shoving @lolien into a unsuspecting bystander and it didn't end well for anyone. Nope. Nein. Njet. Never doing that again. (They say it gets easier once the head is in and there's only the shaft left, but in this case I doubt it was a pleasureable experience for either party)
The next poster is a huge football fan and will get considerably less gaming hours for the coming month due to the euro championships.
False. That's my favorite part...especially when the prey is mashedtaters...
The next poster does a double-take every time someone talks about football...are they talking about American football...? Or what Americans call soccer and what the rest of the world calls football...? Oh wait, no, American football isn't in season now, anyways, so it must be football/soccer...ok, euro championship, there it is! We are talking about foot football, not pigskin football!
The next poster is a generally chilled out, relaxed, non violent chap/chapess, but when people talk about the confusion relating to Football, and the fact that Americans have appropriated our word, and relegated our game to some minor obscure game called 'soccer', and assume that whenever people mention football, they must be talking about the game played in the USA, and the fact that no-one else in the world plays their game doesn't matter, and the fact that Football is played everywhere else in the world doesn't matter either, cus they will continue to insist that their game is football and everyone else is wrong and should instead call their game soccer, makes the next poster very angry!
Edited to include a smiley face, in case anyone thinks I'm being serious.
False, I couldn't care less. If muricans want to call their game football, they can. The confusion of it, however, solely lies with them as well since they rest of the world speak about football in the same way, you know, the game where you actually use your feet But they are free to call sports whatever they want. Would be funny if some other large country started a new sport and called it "basketball" or "hockey" but it was different from the regular version, just to add to the confusion, hah.. Or maybe not so funny, but it was funny in my head before I wrote it out. Anyways, on to...
..the next poster thinks rambling replies have no place in this thread.
Ah, that's a difficult one. I was going to reply a simple and concise yes, but then, as I thought about it, I was reminded by granny May, who lived in Richmond and used to bake the most delicious biscuits. I can still picture May standing by her arga, with the smell of those baking biscuits wafting through the cottage, and her red and white stained pinny, and licking my lips in anticipation. Anyway, one of granny Mays favourite sayings was never use two words where one will do. I use to ask granny May what she meant by this, and granny may would then start a twenty minute lecture on the beauty of simplicity and minimalism, and how this can extend into speech and vocabulary. So, in deference to granny May and her exceedingly good biscuits, I will say a resounding no, rambling replies definitly have no place in this thread.
False-ish. I'm not ALWAYS kind, but I try to be alot less assholish than I was as a youngster. I do tend to speak before thinking sometimes though Apparently people tend to like my cander though.
So true. I've been working alot to secure our invoicing after going live with our new value chain solution two weeks ago, and every stone I turn brings a new set of problems. And my GF has asked me to attend some boring seminare this evening when I just want to go home, chill and watch some football on TV.
The next person is also tired. (Yeah, I know that was a lame comment, but I'm to tired to come up with my own. )
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The next poster knows that evil smelling Murlocks dancing the tango and farting uncontrollably anger the humourless gods.
The next poster would rather be a xvart than a gibberling.
The next poster is so happy this thread isn't dead yet.
(They say it gets easier once the head is in and there's only the shaft left, but in this case I doubt it was a pleasureable experience for either party)
The next poster is a huge football fan and will get considerably less gaming hours for the coming month due to the euro championships.
Have just watched Spain v Czech Republic, and will watch the Ireland game at 5.
The next poster always looks away during nature programs when the predator takes down its prey.
The next poster does a double-take every time someone talks about football...are they talking about American football...? Or what Americans call soccer and what the rest of the world calls football...? Oh wait, no, American football isn't in season now, anyways, so it must be football/soccer...ok, euro championship, there it is! We are talking about foot football, not pigskin football!
The next poster sings badly in the car with the windows open.
The next poster is a generally chilled out, relaxed, non violent chap/chapess, but when people talk about the confusion relating to Football, and the fact that Americans have appropriated our word, and relegated our game to some minor obscure game called 'soccer', and assume that whenever people mention football, they must be talking about the game played in the USA, and the fact that no-one else in the world plays their game doesn't matter, and the fact that Football is played everywhere else in the world doesn't matter either, cus they will continue to insist that their game is football and everyone else is wrong and should instead call their game soccer, makes the next poster very angry!
Edited to include a smiley face, in case anyone thinks I'm being serious.
Although I am.
..the next poster thinks rambling replies have no place in this thread.
The next poster eats biscuits regularly.
The next poster hates beholders
The next poster is never malicious and always kind.
@Skatan btw, it's not Murican like some high-minded coffee drink; its Merkan like you just learned how to spell and made up a fake cuss-word.
The next poster want to start a bobsleigh team.
The next poster is listening to classical music.
The next poster thinks a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit and not a cake, regardless of what the tax experts say!
Next person is tired.
The next person is also tired.
(Yeah, I know that was a lame comment, but I'm to tired to come up with my own. )
And since I'm now wondering what the record is on this thread for asking consecutive questions that are exactly the same.....
The next poster is also tired.
Next poster is more tired than me.
The next poster speaks more than two languages.
Next person is more tired than @Skatan
The next poster is Stakhanovite.
OFT: @Aedan What are you going to work with/as?
ONT:The next poster has at least 2 monitors.
HR Planning and Management Specialist!
And false. I have just one monitor.
The next poster has a desktop PC.
The next poster knows why all the fungiphilia.
Next person is older than Elminster
Edit: the next person is tired (