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Would you date the NPC above? (Game)

DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
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Here's the catch:

Explain why you would (or wouldn't) date the NPC above, regardless of gender , and finish by giving the name of another NPC (supposedly a playable one, or at least one that everyone knows).

So here we go:

JAN JANSEN
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  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    edited July 2015
    YES. Well, if we where around the same age. As it stands, he could probably be my grandfather :X

    Let's stick with shorties: Alora.
  • JarrakulJarrakul Member Posts: 2,029
    Would I Date: Jan Jansen

    Not a chance. For one thing, he's like twice my age-equivalent. For another, I don't like turnips or long, meandering stories with no rhyme or reason. He's funny for a bit, sure, but I cannot imagine spending any significant amount of time with him.

    Next up: Xan
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    I wouldn't date Alora because I've seen girls with that kind of childish behaviour and it gets on my nerves.

    Xan... well, I'm too enthusiastic to get along with him. So, no.

    Next up: NALIA
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Would I Date: Nalia

    Yes. Because money.

    Next up: Haer'Dalis
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    edited July 2015
    On the one hand, she is a really decent human being, on the other, she isn't exactly known for her great sense of humor, which is very valuable to me. So no.

    CROSSPOST EDIT:
    Yeesss to Haer'Dalis, but I doubt he's the type of guy who can bind himself for long.

    Next: Ajantis Ilvastar
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Pfft. Only if Ajantis removed the stick jammed up his ass and stopped thinking everything was EVIL. Loosen up a bit chump, no need to be all jumpy.

    Next: Garrick
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    Yes to Garrick! Fun , charismatic and easy to tag along with.

    Next: Valygar Corthala
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    Well, given that Valygar is ascetic, I don't think there is much point in dating for him.
    If he wasn't though, definetly, he's a wonderful person and a man of the forrest :heart:
    (And he isn't exactly ugly either :X )

    Next: Solaufein
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Probably not. Never was good with LN people. Though I might give him a chance if he takes me to an All-You-Can-Eat-Soufflé restaurant.

    Next: Narcillicus Harwilliger Neen
  • GallowglassGallowglass Member Posts: 3,356
    No way for Neen! A house full of disgusting moulds and oozes? Yuck! Somebody call the exterminator ... "Charname! Charname, we've got a job for you! Charname, you yellow-bellied Level 8 Cavalier, why are you running away as if you're afraid? You can't be afraid! CHARNAME! CHARNAME, COME BACK HERE AND CLEAR THESE DISGUSTING OOZES!"

    Next up: Hurgan Stoneblade

    By the way, @deltago - you complain about Ajantis having a stick up his @$$, yet you have Anomen's portrait? Lol!
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,080
    edited July 2015
    It depends on whether Hurgan Stoneblade has any radioactive carbon in him that I could use to date him.

    Next up: Carbos
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Not even if I wad bubbles.

    And the portrait is for me play in Anomen in the Role Playing section.

    Character: Tamoko
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    While Sarevok is still alive? I'd regard that as a bad move. So I politely decline.

    Next: Portalbendarwinden
  • JarrakulJarrakul Member Posts: 2,029
    Kamigoroshi said:

    Probably not. Never was good with LN people. Though I might give him a chance if he takes me to an All-You-Can-Eat-Soufflé restaurant.

    Unsure if this is a euphemism or not, but I hope it is. I'd eat at his All-You-Can-Eat-Souffle restaurant. :P

    Would I Date: Portalbendarwinder

    Haha, no. I feel bad for the guy, but he comes across as kind of a jerk.

    Next Up: Firkraag (in human form, if you prefer)
  • doggydoggy Member Posts: 313
    Filthy rich and evil noble who steals the lands of others? Nah I'll pass on that guy.

    Next up: Noober
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Poor Noober, I’m afraid that creature’s dating future looks very bleak indeed.

    Next up: Larry, Darryl and Darryl.
    (I don’t believe you can break them up. They come as a set.)
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Sure! One can't go wrong with these three brothers. Would make for colourful family reunions as well.

    Next: Habib Khalid Achmed Allafif
  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,979
    Nope.

    Irenicus in slauer form.
  • JarrakulJarrakul Member Posts: 2,029
    Would I Date: Irenicus in Slayer Form

    Oh geeze. He's sociopathic and, in slayer form, literally a monster, so I don't see dating him ending well. Sleeping with him could be fun, though, if I had the chance to cast a few protection spells first.

    Next Up: The other Khalid. You know, the stuttering one.
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    I suspect that Jaheira would not be amused. :)

    Next up: Ribald
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Centeol? Can she shapeshift? If so, yes.

    Next up: Pai'Na.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    The sexier spider lady... sure.

    Isaiah Roenall.
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    I'll copy @semiticgod and say:

    Yes, because money.

    Next: Anishai.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Anishai: Who WOULDN'T????

    Next: Firebead Elvenhair (So hard to find, decent dates nowadays)
  • GenryuGenryu Member Posts: 372
    edited July 2015
    Anishai: No thank you! I'd still like all my valuables accounted for the following morning.
    [EDIT] Firebead: Why not, first date could be a cheap fetch quest in the local library!

    Next up: Edwina *is that a wand in your pocket* Odesseiron

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  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Edwina: I would, but she refused to bargain down to three gold for the night. bah!

    Next: Firebead again haha
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