74. Elminster: Iron Crisis? Don't worry about it, I found the scoundrels responsible and polymorphed them into newts. Go relax in a tavern or something, I've got this covered.
You awake with the realization that you have been living some horrible dream. Famished, you head over to Winthrop's inn; even Gorion's powerful magic cannot keep you from your breakfast. It was his wish that you meet him early for your lessons, but that does not remove the feeling of hunger that now overwhelms you. "Hand over your porridge," you say to Winthrop. With a grin, he slides you a bowl of the steaming stuff, reminding you that Reevor still needs help cleaning out the store room of rats.
"But I already..." you begin, before trailing off. It was a dream, you remind yourself. And then you think of Gorion, and Imoen, and how both of them are safe in the waking world. With a brief thought given to the imagined comrades who fell in your dream, you race off to thumb your nose at Hull, secure in the knowledge that he is not, in fact, a doppelganger.
You awake with the realization that you have been living some horrible dream. Famished, you head over to Winthrop's inn; even Gorion's powerful magic cannot keep you from your breakfast. It was his wish that you meet him early for your lessons, but that does not remove the feeling of hunger that now overwhelms you. "Hand over your porridge," you say to Winthrop. With a grin, he slides you a bowl of the steaming stuff, reminding you that Reevor still needs help cleaning out the store room of rats.
"But I already..." you begin, before trailing off. It was a dream, you remind yourself. And then you think of Gorion, and Imoen, and how both of them are safe in the waking world. With a brief thought given to the imagined comrades who fell in your dream, you race off to thumb your nose at Hull, secure in the knowledge that he is not, in fact, a doppelganger.
86. Prism- I've wasted my life. 87. Nashkel miners- Hey guys, they're just kobolds! If we pick up some of these weapons laying around, we could clear them out in no time.
Ok. Since I love all things 80's, I decided to do a variation on the thread's original theme. These are quotes from 80's movies that NPCs would never use (along with the films they came from).
91. Cernd: Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here!
(Back to the Future)
92. Minsc: I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
(Working Girl)
93. Xan: Sometimes dead is better
(Pet Cemetary)
94. Jaheira: Are all nerds as good as you?
(Revenge of the Nerds)
95. Valygar: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
(Dirty Dancing)
96. Edwin: I know you are but what am I?
(Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
97. Yoshimo: Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!
(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
98. Viconia: You let a total stranger record your sexual life on videotape, but you won't tell your own sister?
Comments
67. A shadow thief: "Everyone crosses shadow thieves and lives!"
68. Baeloth: "I still have a lot to learn"
69. Hexxat: "Do you want to know more about me? Then listen to this story..."
70. Korax: "Korax thinks you don't look tasty at all today".
Lmao doubt to many people will get that reference.
Khalid- The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I've never seen a ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee pee go, Doing Doing Doing.
87. Nashkel miners- Hey guys, they're just kobolds! If we pick up some of these weapons laying around, we could clear them out in no time.
90. Gorion: "My ward is hiding over there. Now please don't kill me."
91. Cernd: Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here!
(Back to the Future)
92. Minsc: I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
(Working Girl)
93. Xan: Sometimes dead is better
(Pet Cemetary)
94. Jaheira: Are all nerds as good as you?
(Revenge of the Nerds)
95. Valygar: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
(Dirty Dancing)
96. Edwin: I know you are but what am I?
(Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
97. Yoshimo: Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!
(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
98. Viconia: You let a total stranger record your sexual life on videotape, but you won't tell your own sister?
Aerie: Apparently.
(Sex, Lies, and Videotape)
(Terminator)
100. Korgan: "Loooove me do. You knoooow I love you."
101. Aerie: "I don't give a damn about my bad reputation."
102. Xan: "It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival!"
103. Sarevok: "It's a beautiful day, don't let it get away."
104. Gorion: "**SMACK MY B!TCH UP**"
105. Shar-Teel: "Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to, and something warm to come home to when nights are cold and lonely."
106. Cernd: "Galia is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son!"
107. Xzar and Montaron: "Islands in the stream, that is what we are! No one in between, how can we be wrong?"
108. Jaheira: "I'll be with you one sweet day."
110. Montaron: "Are you ok? You seem upset, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
111. Minsc: "Why should I care what happens to a witch? BURN HER!"
112. Viconia "Let's be merciful."