124. Minsc: "I say, what awful people these chaps are. I'm afraid I shall have to smite them. Here, please hold my hamster. He is of a delicate and timid disposition and it would not do to have him caught up in the scuffle."
Ohh I got I good one and I doubt anyone will get this reference.
Viconia: "By the time you get to read this, I'll probably be dead, But when you left a part of me went to Heaven, I thank the Gods at least I got to know what love really was, But it hurt me, to see what true love really does, 'Cause even though we never made love, you were all that there was, It was because I loved you so much that I had to make you leave, You made me doubt the way I thought, you made me want to believe, And then I slipped up, and I let you get close to me, It was hard to not be openly when people spoke to me, This was not the way I thought my life was supposed to be, Baby don't you see, I had a blood transfusion that left me with HIV, I died a virgin, I wish I could've given myself to you, I cried in the hospital, because there was no one else but you, Promise that you'll meet me in paradise inevitably, No matter what, I'll keep your love forever with me!"
139) Mae'Var: Renal sent you has he? Well I don't have any important tasks for you to do for me right now. Why don't you head on over to the tavern next door for an ale? My treat!
144) Viconia: With you by my side we will win this fight, In the battle of dark and light, Oh take my hand hold it tight, When we dance I feel alright, By your side is where I'll be, Endless love won't fade you'll see, When I walk you walk with me, Dragon, together let the light shine!
148) Khalid - Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
149. Gorion: "Listen carefully. If we should ever become separated, it is imperative that you not go to the Friendly Arm Inn at once. On the way there, you can meet Tarnesh. He's skilled in magic arts, and you'd better avoid fighting him unprepared".
150. Firebead Elvenhair: "I've finally found decent folk, yes I have".
153. Taughoz: Taughoz Tenhammer has great esteem for interpersonal skills!
154. Kveroslava: There's a lot of more cryptic stuff I could tell you about your future, but I'll just cut to the chase; watch out for vampires, okay? See if you can find some garlic before heading to the Graveyard in Athkatla.
Aerie: Man, I'm so glad I lost my wings! Those things were heavy!
Jaheira: Khalid's death was tragic, but I'm going to put it behind me and not spend the next twenty conversations talking about it.
Viconia: Of course I don't love you, silly non-drow. I just get hugely jealous when you talk to any female who isn't me and will walk out of the party with all the gear you gave me at a moment's notice because you aren't fawning on me enough- OH WAIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES
Minsc: In retrospect, I probably should have chosen a bear or something as my animal companion. Much more useful.
Not an NPC but still:
CHARNAME: Wow, I sure am glad that my life inside a secluded monastery with the only girl around my age being my half-sister prepared me for the absolute relationship cluster**** that is Baldur's Gate 2 romances for guys. I mean, really. I'm a twenty year old virgin. I shouldn't be sorting out your wing/dead brother/dead husband issues. That **** is way above my pay scale. This **** is why Gorian was celibate for the last fifteen or so years.
Valygar: Yeah, magic is pretty cool. I should use more of it.
162. Neera: I think I'll stop casting spells and settle down in one spot to live a quiet and peaceful life. I mean, it's not like my entire personality revolves around the chaotic nature of my magic or anything!
164: Sendai- Set the slaves free! Give them food and water, and then arm them before questing escorting them back to their home where we shall improve their standard of living and make life much easier for them!
Comments
119. Jan: "No further comment."
123. Nashkel Miner: "Get me into this hell hole."
126. Jaheira: ...bloody forest... damn tree-huggers and daisy-eaters... burn 'em all...
126. Shar-Teel: I feel so... sensual.
127. Montaron: I won't let my friends be hurt!
128. Korgan: Let's resolve our difference the democratic way.
129. Wilson: meow.
131. Rielev: Release? No! We have no right to play God!
Viconia:
"By the time you get to read this, I'll probably be dead,
But when you left a part of me went to Heaven,
I thank the Gods at least I got to know what love really was,
But it hurt me, to see what true love really does,
'Cause even though we never made love, you were all that there was,
It was because I loved you so much that I had to make you leave,
You made me doubt the way I thought, you made me want to believe,
And then I slipped up, and I let you get close to me,
It was hard to not be openly when people spoke to me,
This was not the way I thought my life was supposed to be,
Baby don't you see, I had a blood transfusion that left me with HIV,
I died a virgin, I wish I could've given myself to you,
I cried in the hospital, because there was no one else but you,
Promise that you'll meet me in paradise inevitably,
No matter what, I'll keep your love forever with me!"
135.) Firkraag: "I heard about Gorion by the way. I just wanted to tell you that I am sorry for your loss."
136.) Minsc: "Boo, could you be quiet a moment? Minsc is trying to think."
141) Jaheira: Khalid, I'm leaving you for Baeloth. Maybe I can get both Drizzt and Baeloth if I play my cards right.
With you by my side we will win this fight,
In the battle of dark and light,
Oh take my hand hold it tight,
When we dance I feel alright,
By your side is where I'll be,
Endless love won't fade you'll see,
When I walk you walk with me,
Dragon, together let the light shine!
-Cries-
147.) Khalid: A-Actually Jaheria, I-I believe you're... erm... wr-wrong about this.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
150. Firebead Elvenhair: "I've finally found decent folk, yes I have".
152. Sendai: "I value my friends and would never put them in harm's way."
154. Kveroslava: There's a lot of more cryptic stuff I could tell you about your future, but I'll just cut to the chase; watch out for vampires, okay? See if you can find some garlic before heading to the Graveyard in Athkatla.
Jaheira: Khalid's death was tragic, but I'm going to put it behind me and not spend the next twenty conversations talking about it.
Viconia: Of course I don't love you, silly non-drow. I just get hugely jealous when you talk to any female who isn't me and will walk out of the party with all the gear you gave me at a moment's notice because you aren't fawning on me enough- OH WAIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES
Minsc: In retrospect, I probably should have chosen a bear or something as my animal companion. Much more useful.
Not an NPC but still:
CHARNAME: Wow, I sure am glad that my life inside a secluded monastery with the only girl around my age being my half-sister prepared me for the absolute relationship cluster**** that is Baldur's Gate 2 romances for guys. I mean, really. I'm a twenty year old virgin. I shouldn't be sorting out your wing/dead brother/dead husband issues. That **** is way above my pay scale. This **** is why Gorian was celibate for the last fifteen or so years.
Valygar: Yeah, magic is pretty cool. I should use more of it.
(I love you, Neera!
Set the slaves free! Give them food and water, and then arm them before questing escorting them back to their home where we shall improve their standard of living and make life much easier for them!
165: minsc-
Swords are good but magic is best!